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| Name | Team | Age |
| Birchann Paffenbarger | Retired (2049, Age 35) | 58 |
| Drafted | Position | Bats/Throws |
| Round 1, Pick 16 (2035) |
RP | L/L |
| League | Option Years
|
Majors Service Time |
| Billy Williams League | 0 | 11 years (64 games) |
| Total Rating
|
Arm | Range |
| Contact vs R | Contact vs L | Speed |
| Power vs R | Power vs L | Bunting |
| Endurance | Velocity | Control |
| Leadership
|
Mentor Value
|
|
| Health
|
Injured Days
|
Birthday |
| 0 | 11/16/2013 | |
| WS Rings | WS Appearances | LCS Appearances |
| 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Alt Pos (---) | Alt Pos (---) | Alt Pos (---) |
| (0.0 %) | (0.0 %) | (0.0 %) |
Stats | Splits | Playoffs | Energy | Improvements | Past Skills | Awards | Batting | Fielding | Game Log
| Year
|
Series | W | L | G | GS | CG | SHO | SV | BS | IP | H | R | ER | HBP | BB | SO | WHIP | ERA |
| Total | null | null | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
| Date | Transaction |
| 2049-11-01 | Birchann Paffenbarger has retired from the Chicago Douchenozzles |
| 2049-05-19 | The Chicago Douchenozzles have promoted Troy Cochrane to the major league team. The Chicago Douchenozzles have designated Birchann Paffenbarger for assignment. |
| 2047-04-01 | Birchann Paffenbarger of the Chicago Douchenozzles is injured and is expected to be out 9 days. |
| 2041-08-01 | Birchann Paffenbarger of the Chicago Douchenozzles is injured and is expected to be out 24 days. |
| 2040-08-27 | Birchann Paffenbarger of the Chicago Douchenozzles is injured and is expected to be out 28 days. |
| 2037-05-31 | Birchann Paffenbarger of the Chicago Douchenozzles is injured and is expected to be out 22 days. |
| 2037-05-23 | The Chicago Douchenozzles have renamed Joe Yates to Birchann Paffenbarger. |
| 2037-05-19 | The Chicago Douchenozzles have promoted Joe Yates to the major league team. The Chicago Douchenozzles have designated Teresita Dingding for assignment. |
| 2037-05-17 | Trade #1626397 has been completed between the Brooklyn Bums and the Chicago Douchenozzles. The Chicago Douchenozzles receive Joe Yates from the Brooklyn Bums in exchange for Sigsbee Duck. |
| 2037-05-09 | The Brooklyn Bums have promoted Joe Yates to the major league team. |