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| Name | Team | Age |
| Whimpy Addison | Retired (2034, Age 37) | Died (2076, Age 80) |
| Drafted | Position | Bats/Throws |
| Round 1, Pick 3 (2021) |
SP | R/R |
| League | Option Years
|
Majors Service Time |
| Jumbo Brown League | 0 | 14 years (16 games) |
| Total Rating
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Arm | Range |
| Contact vs R | Contact vs L | Speed |
| Power vs R | Power vs L | Bunting |
| Endurance | Velocity | Control |
| Leadership
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Mentor Value
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| Health
|
Injured Days
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Birthday |
| 0 | 12/27/1996 | |
| WS Rings | WS Appearances | LCS Appearances |
| 0 | 1 | 4 |
| Alt Pos (---) | Alt Pos (---) | Alt Pos (---) |
| (0.0 %) | (0.0 %) | (0.0 %) |
Stats | Splits | Playoffs | Energy | Improvements | Past Skills | Awards | Batting | Fielding | Game Log
| Year | Vs | G | IP | SO | BB | H | WHIP |
| 2021 | AHB | 14 | 90.0 | 67 | 35 | 83 | 1.31 |
| 2021 | HHB | 22 | 127.0 | 95 | 39 | 135 | 1.37 |
| 2021 | LHB | 35 | 94.0 | 67 | 32 | 114 | 1.55 |
| 2021 | RHB | 36 | 123.0 | 95 | 42 | 104 | 1.19 |
| 2022 | AHB | 18 | 125.1 | 88 | 45 | 131 | 1.40 |
| 2022 | HHB | 18 | 130.2 | 107 | 32 | 115 | 1.13 |
| 2022 | LHB | 36 | 126.0 | 92 | 36 | 127 | 1.29 |
| 2022 | RHB | 36 | 130.0 | 103 | 41 | 119 | 1.23 |
| 2023 | AHB | 19 | 138.1 | 114 | 42 | 125 | 1.21 |
| 2023 | HHB | 18 | 115.0 | 101 | 32 | 122 | 1.34 |
| 2023 | LHB | 37 | 126.0 | 108 | 33 | 130 | 1.29 |
| 2023 | RHB | 37 | 127.1 | 107 | 41 | 117 | 1.24 |
| 2024 | AHB | 18 | 130.1 | 95 | 45 | 118 | 1.25 |
| 2024 | HHB | 19 | 139.0 | 106 | 31 | 125 | 1.12 |
| 2024 | LHB | 37 | 134.2 | 96 | 42 | 131 | 1.28 |
| 2024 | RHB | 37 | 134.2 | 105 | 34 | 112 | 1.08 |
| 2025 | AHB | 21 | 139.1 | 101 | 56 | 141 | 1.41 |
| 2025 | HHB | 15 | 109.0 | 93 | 26 | 110 | 1.25 |
| 2025 | LHB | 36 | 118.0 | 85 | 49 | 141 | 1.61 |
| 2025 | RHB | 36 | 130.1 | 109 | 33 | 110 | 1.10 |
| 2026 | AHB | 16 | 118.0 | 97 | 32 | 102 | 1.14 |
| 2026 | HHB | 20 | 154.2 | 114 | 34 | 113 | 0.95 |
| 2026 | LHB | 36 | 133.0 | 103 | 39 | 111 | 1.13 |
| 2026 | RHB | 36 | 139.2 | 108 | 27 | 104 | 0.94 |
| 2027 | AHB | 18 | 130.1 | 118 | 30 | 108 | 1.06 |
| 2027 | HHB | 18 | 137.1 | 103 | 42 | 105 | 1.07 |
| 2027 | LHB | 36 | 106.1 | 86 | 38 | 95 | 1.25 |
| 2027 | RHB | 36 | 161.1 | 135 | 34 | 118 | 0.94 |
| 2028 | AHB | 20 | 155.1 | 124 | 50 | 133 | 1.18 |
| 2028 | HHB | 16 | 107.0 | 85 | 37 | 101 | 1.29 |
| 2028 | LHB | 34 | 108.0 | 85 | 40 | 122 | 1.50 |
| 2028 | RHB | 36 | 154.1 | 124 | 47 | 112 | 1.03 |
| 2029 | AHB | 17 | 126.2 | 88 | 49 | 125 | 1.37 |
| 2029 | HHB | 19 | 145.2 | 109 | 37 | 118 | 1.06 |
| 2029 | LHB | 36 | 119.1 | 77 | 37 | 123 | 1.34 |
| 2029 | RHB | 36 | 153.0 | 120 | 49 | 120 | 1.10 |
| 2030 | AHB | 16 | 121.0 | 83 | 35 | 88 | 1.02 |
| 2030 | HHB | 20 | 154.0 | 132 | 34 | 125 | 1.03 |
| 2030 | LHB | 36 | 140.1 | 110 | 38 | 113 | 1.08 |
| 2030 | RHB | 36 | 134.2 | 105 | 31 | 100 | 0.97 |
| 2031 | AHB | 12 | 72.0 | 64 | 27 | 89 | 1.61 |
| 2031 | HHB | 13 | 94.2 | 74 | 23 | 90 | 1.19 |
| 2031 | LHB | 25 | 80.1 | 69 | 26 | 97 | 1.53 |
| 2031 | RHB | 25 | 86.1 | 69 | 24 | 82 | 1.23 |
| 2032 | AHB | 16 | 98.1 | 81 | 36 | 95 | 1.33 |
| 2032 | HHB | 17 | 115.0 | 90 | 38 | 105 | 1.24 |
| 2032 | LHB | 33 | 119.2 | 88 | 49 | 115 | 1.37 |
| 2032 | RHB | 33 | 93.2 | 83 | 25 | 85 | 1.17 |
| 2033 | AHB | 14 | 93.2 | 72 | 28 | 89 | 1.25 |
| 2033 | HHB | 22 | 141.0 | 109 | 60 | 132 | 1.36 |
| 2033 | LHB | 36 | 140.2 | 104 | 56 | 141 | 1.40 |
| 2033 | RHB | 36 | 94.0 | 77 | 32 | 80 | 1.19 |
| 2034 | AHB | 38 | 48.0 | 39 | 23 | 70 | 1.94 |
| 2034 | HHB | 39 | 55.2 | 38 | 18 | 69 | 1.56 |
| 2034 | LHB | 70 | 61.0 | 43 | 32 | 70 | 1.67 |
| 2034 | RHB | 63 | 42.2 | 34 | 9 | 69 | 1.83 |
| 2128 | AHB | 0 | 0.0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 |
| 2128 | HHB | 0 | 0.0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 |
| 2128 | LHB | 0 | 0.0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 |
| 2128 | RHB | 0 | 0.0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 |
| Total | AHB | 257 | 1586.2 | 1231 | 533 | 1497 | 1.28 |
| Total | HHB | 276 | 1725.2 | 1356 | 483 | 1565 | 1.19 |
| Total | LHB | 523 | 1607.1 | 1213 | 547 | 1630 | 1.35 |
| Total | RHB | 519 | 1705.0 | 1374 | 469 | 1432 | 1.11 |
| Total | 533 | 3312.1 | 2587 | 1016 | 3062 | 1.23 |
| Date | Transaction |
| 2034-11-01 | Whimpy Addison has retired from the San Diego Third Degree Burn |
| 2034-04-29 | Whimpy Addison of the San Diego Third Degree Burn is injured and is expected to be out 9 days. |
| 2031-06-01 | Trade #1601954 has been completed between the Colorado Sasquatches and the San Diego Third Degree Burn. The San Diego Third Degree Burn receive Whimpy Addison, Curtis Dillinger, Sue Cunningham, Atticus Finch from the Colorado Sasquatches in exchange for Brent Tigard, Anibal Benitez. |
| 2024-04-01 | The Colorado Sasquatches have renamed Heisenberg to Whimpy Addison. |
| 2023-05-07 | Trade #1575681 has been completed between the Colorado Sasquatches and the Texas Bullfrogs. The Texas Bullfrogs receive Soupy Campbell, Draft Pick - 2025 Round 1 (COL), Draft Pick 2024 Round 1 SD (Arlo Titus) from the Colorado Sasquatches in exchange for Heisenberg. |
| 2022-04-11 | The Texas Bullfrogs have removed Heisenberg from the trade block. |
| 2021-04-01 | The Texas Bullfrogs have renamed Bernie Monchak to Heisenberg. |
| 2021-04-01 | The Texas Bullfrogs have promoted Kevin Gettman to the major league team. The Texas Bullfrogs have promoted Bernie Monchak to the major league team. The Texas Bullfrogs have designated Scott James for assignment. The Texas Bullfrogs have designated Carlos Wyatt for assignment. |
| 2021-04-01 | The Texas Bullfrogs have placed Bernie Monchak on the trade block. |