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| Name | Team | Age |
| Slappy Donuts | Retired (2026, Age 34) | Died (2077, Age 85) |
| Drafted | Position | Bats/Throws |
| Round 3, Pick 65 (2014) |
SP | R/R |
| League | Option Years
|
Majors Service Time |
| Jumbo Brown League | 0 | 0 years (47 games) |
| Total Rating
|
Arm | Range |
| Contact vs R | Contact vs L | Speed |
| Power vs R | Power vs L | Bunting |
| Endurance | Velocity | Control |
| Leadership
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Mentor Value
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| Health
|
Injured Days
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Birthday |
| 0 | 9/5/1992 | |
| WS Rings | WS Appearances | LCS Appearances |
| 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Alt Pos (---) | Alt Pos (---) | Alt Pos (---) |
| (0.0 %) | (0.0 %) | (0.0 %) |
Stats | Splits | Playoffs | Energy | Improvements | Past Skills | Awards | Batting | Fielding | Game Log
| Date | Opponent | W | L | GS | SV | BS | IP | H | R | ER | BB | SO | WHIP | ERA |
| 10/01/2026 | SF | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3.2 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 1.36 | 4.91 |
| 09/30/2026 | SF | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1.0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2.00 | 9.00 |
| 09/29/2026 | SF | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
| 09/26/2026 | SD | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4.1 | 8 | 8 | 8 | 4 | 2 | 2.77 | 16.62 |
| 09/24/2026 | BRO | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1.0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1.00 | 0.00 |
| 09/22/2026 | BRO | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1.2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1.20 | 0.00 |
| 09/21/2026 | ARI | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3.1 | 6 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 3 | 1.80 | 16.20 |
| 09/18/2026 | CIN | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5.0 | 10 | 7 | 7 | 1 | 4 | 2.20 | 12.60 |
| 09/16/2026 | CIN | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2.2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0.38 | 0.00 |
| 09/14/2026 | SF | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1.1 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1.50 | 6.75 |
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| Date | Transaction |
| 2026-11-01 | Slappy Donuts has retired from the Cincinnati Carnage |
| 2026-08-24 | The Cincinnati Carnage have promoted Slappy Donuts to the major league team. The Cincinnati Carnage have promoted Shuzo Kito to the major league team. The Cincinnati Carnage have sent Tony Daley to the minors. The Cincinnati Carnage have sent Don Meara to the minors. |
| 2026-08-24 | The Cincinnati Carnage have acquired Slappy Donuts from the waiver wire. |
| 2026-04-11 | The Texas Bullfrogs have waived Slappy Donuts. |
| 2025-04-26 | The Texas Bullfrogs have renamed Juan Bates to Slappy Donuts. |
| 2023-04-11 | The Texas Bullfrogs have acquired Juan Bates from the waiver wire. |
| 2023-03-25 | The Cincinnati Carnage have waived Juan Bates. |
| 2022-10-02 | The Cincinnati Carnage have designated Juan Bates for assignment. The Cincinnati Carnage have designated Yukio Funada for assignment. The Cincinnati Carnage have designated Mike Adams for assignment. |
| 2022-09-22 | The Cincinnati Carnage have promoted Juan Bates to the major league team. The Cincinnati Carnage have promoted Mike Adams to the major league team. The Cincinnati Carnage have promoted Yukio Funada to the major league team. |
| 2022-09-22 | The Cincinnati Carnage have acquired Juan Bates from the waiver wire. |
| 2022-08-19 | The Toronto Toros` have waived Juan Bates. |
| 2022-08-06 | The Toronto Toros` have promoted Bill Storie to the major league team. The Toronto Toros` have promoted Jim Lehner to the major league team. The Toronto Toros` have promoted Eric Grim to the major league team. The Toronto Toros` have designated Juan Bates for assignment. The Toronto Toros` have designated Jim McMullin for assignment. The Toronto Toros` have designated Darrell Gerner for assignment. |
| 2022-08-03 | The Toronto Toros` have promoted Juan Bates to the major league team. |
| 2020-04-01 | The Toronto Toros` have acquired Juan Bates from the waiver wire. |
| 2019-08-21 | The Tampa Bay Super A have waived Juan Bates. |