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| Name | Team | Age |
| Jeff Dorner | Retired (2037, Age 34) | 68 |
| Drafted | Position | Bats/Throws |
| Round 4, Pick 59 (2025) |
2B | R/R |
| League | Option Years
|
Majors Service Time |
| Billy Williams League | 0 | 1 years (154 games) |
| Total Rating
|
Arm | Range |
| Contact vs R | Contact vs L | Speed |
| Power vs R | Power vs L | Bunting |
| Endurance | Velocity | Control |
| Leadership
|
Mentor vs RHP
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Mentor vs LHP
|
| Health
|
Injured Days
|
Birthday |
| 0 | 7/11/2003 | |
| WS Rings | WS Appearances | LCS Appearances |
| 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Alt Pos (SS) | Alt Pos (RF) | Alt Pos (3B) |
| (6.3 %) | (4.4 %) | (3.8 %) |
Stats | Splits | Playoffs | Positions | Improvements | Past Skills | Awards | Fielding | Game Log
| Year | Type
|
Chances
|
Active | GS | Injured | Contact vs R | Power vs R | Contact vs L | Power vs L | Speed | Arm | Range | Total |
| 2025 | Minors | 32.00 | 6 / 7 | 3 / 4 | 4 / 4 | 2 / 7 | 1 / 1 | 7 / 7 | 2 / 2 | 25 / 32 | |||
| 2025 | Majors | 7.29 | 51 | 5 | 0 | 1 / 1 | 1 / 1 | 0 / 1 | 2 / 3 | 0 / 0 | 1 / 1 | 0 / 0 | 5 / 7 |
| 2026 | Minors | 64.00 | 5 / 14 | 7 / 13 | 4 / 7 | 1 / 4 | 5 / 8 | 5 / 6 | 11 / 12 | 38 / 64 | |||
| 2027 | Minors | 45.00 | 5 / 6 | 2 / 5 | 4 / 8 | 0 / 4 | 4 / 5 | 9 / 10 | 5 / 7 | 29 / 45 | |||
| 2028 | Minors | 25.00 | 1 / 6 | 1 / 2 | 1 / 2 | 0 / 3 | 1 / 4 | 3 / 3 | 3 / 5 | 10 / 25 | |||
| 2029 | Minors | 47.00 | 4 / 7 | 4 / 9 | 2 / 6 | 0 / 3 | 3 / 7 | 4 / 8 | 3 / 7 | 20 / 47 | |||
| 2030 | Minors | 38.00 | 3 / 7 | 0 / 4 | 3 / 6 | 2 / 4 | 1 / 5 | 5 / 7 | 3 / 5 | 17 / 38 | |||
| 2031 | Minors | 37.00 | 0 / 3 | 0 / 7 | 1 / 2 | 0 / 3 | 2 / 8 | 2 / 5 | 4 / 9 | 9 / 37 | |||
| 2032 | Minors | 32.00 | 0 / 3 | 0 / 2 | 0 / 2 | 3 / 9 | 1 / 5 | 1 / 7 | 2 / 4 | 7 / 32 | |||
| 2033 | Minors | 28.00 | 2 / 5 | 1 / 3 | 1 / 4 | 0 / 4 | 1 / 3 | 1 / 3 | 1 / 6 | 7 / 28 | |||
| 2034 | Minors | 26.00 | 0 / 2 | 1 / 5 | 0 / 4 | 0 / 5 | 0 / 3 | 0 / 2 | 1 / 5 | 2 / 26 | |||
| 2035 | Minors | 31.00 | 0 / 6 | 0 / 7 | 1 / 3 | 0 / 3 | 0 / 4 | 0 / 5 | 1 / 3 | 2 / 31 | |||
| 2036 | Minors | 15.00 | 0 / 2 | 0 / 0 | 0 / 4 | 0 / 2 | 0 / 4 | 0 / 1 | 1 / 2 | 1 / 15 | |||
| 2036 | Majors | 13.06 | 102 | 6 | 0 | 0 / 2 | 0 / 3 | 0 / 1 | 0 / 1 | 1 / 2 | 0 / 2 | 0 / 2 | 1 / 13 |
| 2037 | Majors | 22.47 | 162 | 9 | 0 | -4 / 4 | -6 / 2 | -6 / 2 | -4 / 6 | -1 / 1 | -4 / 2 | -3 / 5 | -28 / 22 |
| Total | 315 | 20 | 0 | 23 / 75 | 14 / 67 | 15 / 56 | 6 / 61 | 19 / 60 | 34 / 69 | 34 / 74 | 145 / 462 |
| Date | Transaction |
| 2037-11-01 | Jeff Dorner has retired from the Chicago Douchenozzles |
| 2036-06-08 | The Chicago Douchenozzles have promoted Jeff Dorner to the major league team. The Chicago Douchenozzles have promoted Stylish Willish to the major league team. |
| 2027-10-03 | The Chicago Douchenozzles have sent Jeff Dorner to the minors. The Chicago Douchenozzles have sent Grant Milligan to the minors. |
| 2027-10-01 | The Chicago Douchenozzles have auto-promoted Jeff Dorner to the major leagues. |
| 2025-05-29 | The Chicago Douchenozzles have promoted Shinsuke Mori to the major league team. The Chicago Douchenozzles have promoted Harry Klassen to the major league team. The Chicago Douchenozzles have promoted Bob Addy to the major league team. The Chicago Douchenozzles have designated Tony Milton for assignment. The Chicago Douchenozzles have sent Jeff Dorner to the minors. The Chicago Douchenozzles have sent Jeremy Haywood to the minors. |
| 2025-04-01 | The Chicago Douchenozzles have auto-promoted Jeff Dorner to the major leagues. |