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| Name | Team | Age |
| Joe Sivess | Retired (2027, Age 34) | 78 |
| Drafted | Position | Bats/Throws |
| Round 3, Pick 39 (2016) |
CF | R/R |
| League | Option Years
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Majors Service Time |
| Billy Williams League | 0 | 2 years (59 games) |
| Total Rating
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Arm | Range |
| Contact vs R | Contact vs L | Speed |
| Power vs R | Power vs L | Bunting |
| Endurance | Velocity | Control |
| Leadership
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Mentor vs RHP
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Mentor vs LHP
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| Health
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Injured Days
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Birthday |
| 0 | 10/28/1993 | |
| WS Rings | WS Appearances | LCS Appearances |
| 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Alt Pos (LF) | Alt Pos (3B) | Alt Pos (1B) |
| (98.8 %) | (71.3 %) | (32.4 %) |
Stats | Splits | Playoffs | Positions | Improvements | Past Skills | Awards | Fielding | Game Log
| Year | Vs | G | AB | H | 2B | 3B | HR | RBI | BB | SO | OPS | OBP | SLG | AVG |
| 2017 | AHP | 21 | 71 | 15 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 13 | 7 | 16 | .560 | .278 | .282 | .211 |
| 2017 | HHP | 24 | 74 | 14 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 9 | 6 | 17 | .537 | .253 | .284 | .189 |
| 2017 | LHP | 20 | 55 | 14 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 12 | 6 | 10 | .746 | .328 | .418 | .255 |
| 2017 | RHP | 36 | 90 | 15 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 10 | 7 | 23 | .428 | .228 | .200 | .167 |
| 2018 | AHP | 78 | 285 | 73 | 12 | 5 | 2 | 37 | 17 | 60 | .653 | .298 | .354 | .256 |
| 2018 | HHP | 81 | 280 | 62 | 13 | 2 | 2 | 37 | 27 | 61 | .596 | .292 | .304 | .221 |
| 2018 | LHP | 76 | 162 | 37 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 15 | 13 | 39 | .609 | .288 | .321 | .228 |
| 2018 | RHP | 147 | 403 | 98 | 22 | 4 | 2 | 59 | 31 | 82 | .631 | .298 | .333 | .243 |
| 2019 | AHP | 79 | 317 | 77 | 12 | 3 | 2 | 34 | 31 | 62 | .633 | .314 | .319 | .243 |
| 2019 | HHP | 80 | 306 | 70 | 10 | 0 | 4 | 25 | 27 | 60 | .591 | .290 | .301 | .229 |
| 2019 | LHP | 80 | 153 | 38 | 5 | 1 | 5 | 26 | 18 | 29 | .727 | .335 | .392 | .248 |
| 2019 | RHP | 153 | 470 | 109 | 17 | 2 | 1 | 33 | 40 | 93 | .575 | .292 | .283 | .232 |
| 2020 | HHP | 2 | 9 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1.067 | .400 | .667 | .333 |
| 2020 | LHP | 2 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .500 | .250 | .250 | .250 |
| 2020 | RHP | 2 | 5 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1.500 | .500 | 1.000 | .400 |
| 2022 | AHP | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 | .000 | .000 | .000 |
| 2022 | LHP | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 | .000 | .000 | .000 |
| 2026 | AHP | 4 | 18 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | .111 | .056 | .056 | .056 |
| 2026 | HHP | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | .000 | .000 | .000 | .000 |
| 2026 | LHP | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | .000 | .000 | .000 | .000 |
| 2026 | RHP | 5 | 20 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | .100 | .050 | .050 | .050 |
| Total | AHP | 183 | 692 | 166 | 24 | 9 | 5 | 84 | 55 | 142 | .620 | .297 | .322 | .240 |
| Total | HHP | 188 | 673 | 149 | 25 | 3 | 8 | 73 | 60 | 139 | .590 | .287 | .303 | .221 |
| Total | LHP | 181 | 377 | 90 | 8 | 4 | 10 | 53 | 37 | 79 | .672 | .311 | .361 | .239 |
| Total | RHP | 343 | 988 | 225 | 41 | 8 | 3 | 104 | 78 | 202 | .579 | .285 | .295 | .228 |
| Total | 371 | 1365 | 315 | 49 | 12 | 13 | 157 | 115 | 281 | .605 | .292 | .313 | .231 |
| Date | Transaction |
| 2027-11-01 | Joe Sivess has retired from the Chicago Douchenozzles |
| 2026-08-29 | The Chicago Douchenozzles have designated Joe Sivess for assignment. |
| 2026-08-17 | The Chicago Douchenozzles have promoted Don McKinney to the major league team. The Chicago Douchenozzles have promoted Joe Sivess to the major league team. |
| 2025-09-02 | The Chicago Douchenozzles have acquired Joe Sivess from the waiver wire. |
| 2023-04-05 | The Kansas City Cowboys have waived Joe Sivess. |
| 2023-04-01 | The Kansas City Cowboys have promoted Tony Milton to the major league team. The Kansas City Cowboys have promoted Dick Barbary to the major league team. The Kansas City Cowboys have promoted Warren Jones to the major league team. The Kansas City Cowboys have designated Bill Cavender for assignment. The Kansas City Cowboys have designated Joe Sivess for assignment. The Kansas City Cowboys have designated Joe Loughlin for assignment. |
| 2022-10-01 | The Kansas City Cowboys have promoted Joe Sivess to the major league team. The Kansas City Cowboys have promoted Einar Zabel to the major league team. The Kansas City Cowboys have promoted Jess Elliot to the major league team. |
| 2022-09-04 | The Kansas City Cowboys have acquired Joe Sivess from the waiver wire. |
| 2020-05-05 | The Montreal Orioles have waived Joe Sivess. |
| 2020-04-02 | The Montreal Orioles have auto-demoted Joe Sivess to the minor leagues. |
| 2017-08-13 | The Montreal Orioles have promoted Joe Sivess to the major league team. |