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| Name | Team | Age |
| Derek Zoolander | Retired (2045, Age 36) | Died (2077, Age 69) |
| Drafted | Position | Bats/Throws |
| Round 3, Pick 35 (2028) |
RP | R/R |
| League | Option Years
|
Majors Service Time |
| Ken Griffey Jr League | 0 | 14 years (48 games) |
| Total Rating
|
Arm | Range |
| Contact vs R | Contact vs L | Speed |
| Power vs R | Power vs L | Bunting |
| Endurance | Velocity | Control |
| Leadership
|
Mentor Value
|
|
| Health
|
Injured Days
|
Birthday |
| 0 | 12/17/2008 | |
| WS Rings | WS Appearances | LCS Appearances |
| 0 | 1 | 6 |
| Alt Pos (---) | Alt Pos (---) | Alt Pos (---) |
| (0.0 %) | (0.0 %) | (0.0 %) |
Stats | Splits | Playoffs | Energy | Improvements | Past Skills | Awards | Batting | Fielding | Game Log
| Year | Type
|
Chances
|
Endurance | Velocity | Control | Total |
| 2028 | Minors | 55.00 | 1 / 3 | 5 / 26 | 4 / 26 | 10 / 55 |
| 2029 | Minors | 34.00 | 0 / 1 | 7 / 16 | 5 / 17 | 12 / 34 |
| 2030 | Minors | 36.00 | 0 / 2 | 1 / 16 | 5 / 18 | 6 / 36 |
| 2031 | Minors | 30.00 | 1 / 4 | 4 / 16 | 2 / 10 | 7 / 30 |
| 2031 | Majors | 10.86 | 0 / 0 | 0 / 5 | 2 / 5 | 2 / 10 |
| 2032 | Majors | 35.11 | 2 / 4 | 2 / 18 | 3 / 13 | 7 / 35 |
| 2033 | Majors | 43.01 | 4 / 9 | 0 / 10 | 6 / 24 | 10 / 43 |
| 2034 | Majors | 37.00 | 4 / 5 | 2 / 15 | 1 / 17 | 7 / 37 |
| 2035 | Majors | 39.97 | 5 / 8 | 0 / 14 | 2 / 17 | 7 / 39 |
| 2036 | Majors | 43.41 | 2 / 9 | 0 / 19 | 1 / 15 | 3 / 43 |
| 2037 | Majors | 43.93 | 1 / 7 | 0 / 14 | 0 / 22 | 1 / 43 |
| 2038 | Majors | 39.49 | 0 / 8 | 0 / 14 | 1 / 17 | 1 / 39 |
| 2039 | Majors | 44.41 | 0 / 13 | 0 / 20 | 0 / 11 | 0 / 44 |
| 2040 | Majors | 45.77 | 0 / 6 | 0 / 22 | 0 / 17 | 0 / 45 |
| 2041 | Majors | 46.97 | 1 / 10 | 0 / 16 | 0 / 20 | 1 / 46 |
| 2042 | Majors | 44.79 | -3 / 10 | -1 / 17 | -1 / 17 | -5 / 44 |
| 2043 | Majors | 41.01 | -1 / 7 | -4 / 16 | 0 / 18 | -5 / 41 |
| 2044 | Majors | 39.79 | 0 / 4 | -6 / 18 | -3 / 17 | -9 / 39 |
| 2045 | Majors | 44.54 | -1 / 10 | -5 / 17 | 0 / 17 | -6 / 44 |
| Total | 16 / 120 | 5 / 309 | 28 / 318 | 49 / 747 |
| Date | Transaction |
| 2045-11-01 | Derek Zoolander has retired from the Milwaukee Mustangs |
| 2045-04-05 | The Milwaukee Mustangs have acquired Derek Zoolander from the waiver wire. |
| 2045-04-01 | The Chicago SOX have promoted Harry Slapnicka to the major league team. The Chicago SOX have promoted John Adams to the major league team. The Chicago SOX have designated Derek Zoolander for assignment. The Chicago SOX have designated Donovan Tyack for assignment. |
| 2039-04-26 | Trade #1549061 has been completed between the Brooklyn Lawnmowers and the Chicago SOX. The Chicago SOX receive Derek Zoolander from the Brooklyn Lawnmowers in exchange for Bill Noren. |
| 2037-06-13 | Trade #1533971 has been completed between the Oakland Athletics and the Brooklyn Lawnmowers. The Brooklyn Lawnmowers receive Derek Zoolander, Bob Reich from the Oakland Athletics in exchange for Gary Thompson, Fred Munoz. |
| 2034-08-04 | Trade #1507024 has been completed between the Milwaukee Mustangs and the San Francisco Giants. The San Francisco Giants receive Steve Urkel, Derek Zoolander, Draft Pick - 2035 Round 1 (MIL) from the Milwaukee Mustangs in exchange for Charlie Bond. |
| 2033-08-03 | The Milwaukee Mustangs have promoted Derek Zoolander to the major league team. The Milwaukee Mustangs have sent Waldo Faldo to the minors. |
| 2033-08-01 | The Milwaukee Mustangs have promoted Michael Knight to the major league team. The Milwaukee Mustangs have sent Derek Zoolander to the minors. |
| 2032-08-20 | Derek Zoolander of the Milwaukee Mustangs is injured and is expected to be out 26 days. |
| 2032-04-08 | The Milwaukee Mustangs have promoted Derek Zoolander to the major league team. The Milwaukee Mustangs have designated Dusty Bottoms for assignment. |
| 2032-04-05 | The Milwaukee Mustangs have demoted Derek Zoolander to the minor leagues. |
| 2032-03-07 | The Milwaukee Mustangs have promoted Derek Zoolander to the major league team. The Milwaukee Mustangs have designated Ron Burgandy for assignment. |
| 2032-03-01 | The Milwaukee Mustangs have designated Larry Dallas for assignment. The Milwaukee Mustangs have designated Kris Harris for assignment. The Milwaukee Mustangs have sent Derek Zoolander to the minors. |
| 2031-09-04 | The Milwaukee Mustangs have promoted Derek Zoolander to the major league team. The Milwaukee Mustangs have sent Harvey Anderson to the minors. |
| 2031-06-26 | The Milwaukee Mustangs have promoted Earle Warhop to the major league team. The Milwaukee Mustangs have sent Derek Zoolander to the minors. |
| 2031-06-15 | The Milwaukee Mustangs have promoted Derek Zoolander to the major league team. The Milwaukee Mustangs have designated Larry Dallas for assignment. |
| 2031-06-12 | The Milwaukee Mustangs have demoted Derek Zoolander to the minor leagues. |
| 2031-05-27 | The Milwaukee Mustangs have promoted Derek Zoolander to the major league team. The Milwaukee Mustangs have designated Jimmy Pisciotta for assignment. |
| 2031-05-24 | The Milwaukee Mustangs have promoted Hipolito Bonds to the major league team. The Milwaukee Mustangs have sent Derek Zoolander to the minors. |
| 2031-05-19 | The Milwaukee Mustangs have promoted Derek Zoolander to the major league team. |
| 2031-04-25 | The Milwaukee Mustangs have renamed Artu Detoo to Derek Zoolander. |
| 2029-03-07 | The Milwaukee Mustangs have renamed Wes Vitiello to Artu Detoo. |