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| Name | Team | Age |
| Parlez Vous | Retired (2082, Age 36) | Died (2122, Age 77) |
| Drafted | Position | Bats/Throws |
| Round 1, Pick 14 (2063) |
2B | R/R |
| League | Option Years
|
Majors Service Time |
| Ed ONeill League | 0 | 13 years (132 games) |
| Total Rating
|
Arm | Range |
| Contact vs R | Contact vs L | Speed |
| Power vs R | Power vs L | Bunting |
| Endurance | Velocity | Control |
| Leadership
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Mentor vs RHP
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Mentor vs LHP
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| Health
|
Injured Days
|
Birthday |
| 0 | 12/13/2045 | |
| WS Rings | WS Appearances | LCS Appearances |
| 0 | 1 | 1 |
| Alt Pos (2B) | Alt Pos (LF) | Alt Pos (3B) |
| (78.9 %) | (14.4 %) | (1.7 %) |
Stats | Splits | Playoffs | Positions | Improvements | Past Skills | Awards | Fielding | Game Log
| Year
|
Team | G | AB | R | H | 2B | 3B | HR | RBI | BB | SO | SB | CS | E | OPS | OBP | SLG | AVG |
| 2069 | STL | 135 | 499 | 57 | 130 | 15 | 0 | 14 | 67 | 38 | 97 | 9 | 3 | 6 | .688 | .314 | .375 | .261 |
| 2070 | STL | 143 | 518 | 50 | 135 | 21 | 3 | 9 | 73 | 61 | 107 | 16 | 2 | 2 | .706 | .341 | .365 | .261 |
| 2071 | STL | 144 | 554 | 78 | 138 | 26 | 4 | 12 | 79 | 68 | 108 | 18 | 6 | 1 | .707 | .332 | .375 | .249 |
| 2072 | STL | 123 | 480 | 79 | 145 | 21 | 3 | 13 | 64 | 61 | 75 | 16 | 4 | 4 | .819 | .379 | .440 | .302 |
| 2073 | STL | 144 | 547 | 86 | 169 | 22 | 7 | 22 | 106 | 55 | 104 | 19 | 10 | 17 | .864 | .369 | .495 | .309 |
| 2074 | STL | 144 | 552 | 87 | 154 | 23 | 4 | 17 | 92 | 67 | 96 | 18 | 4 | 7 | .784 | .356 | .428 | .279 |
| 2075 | STL | 144 | 573 | 92 | 168 | 32 | 7 | 16 | 77 | 47 | 96 | 15 | 5 | 20 | .802 | .345 | .457 | .293 |
| 2076 | STL | 144 | 597 | 114 | 182 | 36 | 9 | 23 | 87 | 68 | 103 | 16 | 7 | 8 | .886 | .375 | .511 | .305 |
| 2077 | STL | 144 | 576 | 106 | 162 | 24 | 6 | 18 | 77 | 65 | 96 | 20 | 6 | 10 | .792 | .354 | .438 | .281 |
| 2078 | STL | 144 | 579 | 96 | 162 | 19 | 5 | 12 | 66 | 73 | 87 | 36 | 9 | 12 | .753 | .361 | .392 | .280 |
| 2079 | STL | 144 | 589 | 100 | 187 | 30 | 8 | 17 | 95 | 67 | 97 | 19 | 14 | 12 | .866 | .384 | .482 | .317 |
| 2080 | STL | 124 | 503 | 86 | 153 | 29 | 3 | 16 | 86 | 47 | 83 | 17 | 6 | 4 | .836 | .367 | .469 | .304 |
| 2081 | STL | 127 | 464 | 69 | 138 | 26 | 3 | 12 | 74 | 50 | 82 | 9 | 6 | 5 | .811 | .368 | .444 | .297 |
| 2082 | STL | 11 | 7 | 4 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 9 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2.349 | .778 | 1.571 | .714 |
| Total | 1815 | 7038 | 1104 | 2028 | 324 | 62 | 203 | 1052 | 769 | 1232 | 228 | 82 | 108 | .796 | .358 | .438 | .288 |
| Date | Transaction |
| 2082-11-01 | Parlez Vous has retired from the St. Louis Wawazz |
| 2082-10-03 | The St. Louis Wawazz have promoted Parlez Vous to the major league team. |
| 2082-08-29 | The St. Louis Wawazz have designated Parlez Vous for assignment. |
| 2080-06-13 | Parlez Vous of the St. Louis Wawazz is injured and is expected to be out 27 days. |
| 2072-05-08 | Parlez Vous of the St. Louis Wawazz is injured and is expected to be out 28 days. |
| 2069-04-01 | The St. Louis Wawazz have promoted Parlez Vous to the major league team. |
| 2065-04-01 | Trade #1364492 has been completed between the Colorado Frosted Bears and the St. Louis Wawazz. The St. Louis Wawazz receive Poodle Wyatt, Peggy Pennsyltucky, Soft Bally, Parlez Vous, Draft Pick 2068 Round 2 COL (Rick Castillo), Draft Pick 2068 Round 1 COL (Joe Spring), Draft Pick 2066 Round 2 COL (Troy Beauchamp) from the Colorado Frosted Bears in exchange for Paul Garceau, Ed Welch, Jay Obradovich. |
| 2065-03-25 | The Colorado Frosted Bears have renamed Dutch Shay to Parlez Vous. |