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Name Team Age
Parlez Vous Retired (2082, Age 36) Died (2122, Age 77)
Drafted Position Bats/Throws
Round 1, Pick 14
(2063)		 2B R/R
League Option Years   Majors Service Time
Ed ONeill League 0 13 years (132 games)
Total Rating   Arm Range
B+ B  B+
Contact vs R Contact vs L Speed
B+ A  B+
Power vs R Power vs L Bunting
B+ B  B 
Endurance Velocity Control
B- D- D-
Leadership   Mentor vs RHP   Mentor vs LHP  
D+ B+ A-
Health   Injured Days   Birthday
C+ 0 12/13/2045
WS Rings WS Appearances LCS Appearances
0 1 1
Alt Pos (2B) Alt Pos (LF) Alt Pos (3B)
A- (78.9 %) D  (14.4 %) F  (1.7 %)

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Year Vs G AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO OPS OBP SLG AVG
2069 AHP 67 256 64 7 0 10 35 20 53 .700 .306 .395 .250
2069 HHP 68 243 66 8 0 4 32 18 44 .676 .322 .354 .272
2069 LHP 58 90 31 4 0 2 16 11 14 .867 .412 .456 .344
2069 RHP 127 409 99 11 0 12 51 27 83 .648 .291 .357 .242
2070 AHP 74 279 75 12 2 8 45 35 53 .769 .356 .412 .269
2070 HHP 69 239 60 9 1 1 28 26 54 .632 .322 .310 .251
2070 LHP 57 126 33 5 1 1 19 15 24 .684 .343 .341 .262
2070 RHP 133 392 102 16 2 8 54 46 83 .713 .340 .372 .260
2071 AHP 73 290 74 17 1 7 46 36 55 .730 .337 .393 .255
2071 HHP 71 264 64 9 3 5 33 32 53 .682 .326 .356 .242
2071 LHP 74 169 46 13 1 6 26 23 32 .823 .356 .467 .272
2071 RHP 136 385 92 13 3 6 53 45 76 .656 .321 .335 .239
2072 AHP 62 252 82 11 2 8 37 32 44 .879 .399 .480 .325
2072 HHP 61 228 63 10 1 5 27 29 31 .753 .358 .395 .276
2072 LHP 68 153 53 10 2 4 21 21 22 .939 .423 .516 .346
2072 RHP 110 327 92 11 1 9 43 40 53 .762 .359 .404 .281
2073 AHP 72 288 84 12 5 17 56 22 55 .886 .341 .545 .292
2073 HHP 72 259 85 10 2 5 50 33 49 .839 .399 .440 .328
2073 LHP 71 145 41 5 0 7 26 14 33 .806 .344 .462 .283
2073 RHP 131 402 128 17 7 15 80 41 71 .886 .378 .507 .318
2074 AHP 71 276 78 11 1 11 47 30 49 .802 .353 .449 .283
2074 HHP 73 276 76 12 3 6 45 37 47 .765 .360 .406 .275
2074 LHP 81 153 46 7 1 6 20 22 19 .866 .389 .477 .301
2074 RHP 127 399 108 16 3 11 72 45 77 .752 .344 .409 .271
2075 AHP 71 291 87 18 2 11 41 25 42 .840 .352 .488 .299
2075 HHP 73 282 81 14 5 5 36 22 54 .763 .338 .426 .287
2075 LHP 72 143 42 7 2 6 18 12 16 .847 .350 .497 .294
2075 RHP 135 430 126 25 5 10 59 35 80 .787 .343 .444 .293
2076 AHP 74 322 103 23 6 14 49 29 53 .934 .375 .559 .320
2076 HHP 70 275 79 13 3 9 38 39 50 .829 .375 .455 .287
2076 LHP 63 127 46 8 4 8 20 22 17 1.130 .453 .677 .362
2076 RHP 134 470 136 28 5 15 67 46 86 .818 .352 .466 .289
2077 AHP 73 304 92 11 4 14 49 34 54 .876 .373 .503 .303
2077 HHP 71 272 70 13 2 4 28 31 42 .698 .334 .364 .257
2077 LHP 64 136 43 7 2 5 18 22 18 .919 .411 .507 .316
2077 RHP 128 440 119 17 4 13 59 43 78 .752 .336 .416 .270
2078 AHP 70 287 84 12 4 8 35 31 41 .809 .363 .446 .293
2078 HHP 74 292 78 7 1 4 31 42 46 .698 .359 .339 .267
2078 LHP 83 168 53 6 1 3 19 22 27 .815 .398 .417 .315
2078 RHP 127 411 109 13 4 9 47 51 60 .727 .345 .382 .265
2079 AHP 73 311 98 11 4 12 52 30 49 .863 .371 .492 .315
2079 HHP 71 278 89 19 4 5 43 37 48 .869 .397 .471 .320
2079 LHP 74 198 67 9 4 6 30 15 26 .895 .380 .515 .338
2079 RHP 122 391 120 21 4 11 65 52 71 .851 .386 .465 .307
2080 AHP 63 260 78 19 1 8 47 32 57 .857 .384 .473 .300
2080 HHP 61 243 75 10 2 8 39 15 26 .813 .347 .465 .309
2080 LHP 75 177 62 12 1 4 17 18 22 .913 .416 .497 .350
2080 RHP 116 326 91 17 2 12 69 29 61 .794 .340 .454 .279
2081 AHP 64 244 67 13 3 10 38 24 46 .817 .342 .475 .275
2081 HHP 63 220 71 13 0 2 36 26 36 .804 .395 .409 .323
2081 LHP 73 156 56 12 1 7 35 15 21 1.000 .416 .583 .359
2081 RHP 111 308 82 14 2 5 39 35 61 .716 .343 .373 .266
2082 AHP 5 2 2 0 0 1 4 2 0 3.500 1.000 2.500 1.000
2082 HHP 6 5 3 0 0 1 5 0 1 1.800 .600 1.200 .600
2082 LHP 7 5 5 0 0 2 9 2 0 3.200 1.000 2.200 1.000
2082 RHP 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000
Total AHP 912 3662 1068 177 35 139 581 382 651 .832 .359 .473 .292
Total HHP 903 3376 960 147 27 64 471 387 581 .758 .357 .401 .284
Total LHP 920 1946 624 105 20 67 294 234 291 .892 .393 .498 .321
Total RHP 1639 5092 1404 219 42 136 758 535 941 .760 .344 .415 .276
Total 1815 7038 2028 324 62 203 1052 769 1232 .796 .358 .438 .288
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2082-11-01Parlez Vous has retired from the St. Louis Wawazz
2082-10-03The St. Louis Wawazz have promoted Parlez Vous to the major league team.
2082-08-29The St. Louis Wawazz have designated Parlez Vous for assignment.
2080-06-13Parlez Vous of the St. Louis Wawazz is injured and is expected to be out 27 days.
2072-05-08Parlez Vous of the St. Louis Wawazz is injured and is expected to be out 28 days.
2069-04-01The St. Louis Wawazz have promoted Parlez Vous to the major league team.
2065-04-01Trade #1364492 has been completed between the Colorado Frosted Bears and the St. Louis Wawazz. The St. Louis Wawazz receive Poodle Wyatt, Peggy Pennsyltucky, Soft Bally, Parlez Vous, Draft Pick 2068 Round 2 COL (Rick Castillo), Draft Pick 2068 Round 1 COL (Joe Spring), Draft Pick 2066 Round 2 COL (Troy Beauchamp) from the Colorado Frosted Bears in exchange for Paul Garceau, Ed Welch, Jay Obradovich.
2065-03-25The Colorado Frosted Bears have renamed Dutch Shay to Parlez Vous.