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Name Team Age
Parlez Vous Retired (2082, Age 36) Died (2122, Age 77)
Drafted Position Bats/Throws
Round 1, Pick 14
(2063)		 2B R/R
League Option Years   Majors Service Time
Ed ONeill League 0 13 years (132 games)
Total Rating   Arm Range
B+ B  B+
Contact vs R Contact vs L Speed
B+ A  B+
Power vs R Power vs L Bunting
B+ B  B 
Endurance Velocity Control
B- D- D-
Leadership   Mentor vs RHP   Mentor vs LHP  
D+ B+ A-
Health   Injured Days   Birthday
C+ 0 12/13/2045
WS Rings WS Appearances LCS Appearances
0 1 1
Alt Pos (2B) Alt Pos (LF) Alt Pos (3B)
A- (78.9 %) D  (14.4 %) F  (1.7 %)
Alt Pos (---) Alt Pos (---) Alt Pos (SS)
F  (0.0 %) F  (0.0 %) F  (0.0 %)
Alt Pos (CF) Alt Pos (RF)
F  (0.0 %) F  (0.0 %)

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Year Team C 1B 2B 3B SS LF CF RF PH
2069 STL 0 109 2 3 3 5 2 6 5
2070 STL 0 52 0 0 0 81 1 8 1
2071 STL 0 0 0 0 0 144 0 0 0
2072 STL 0 0 0 0 0 123 0 0 0
2073 STL 0 0 0 133 0 11 0 0 0
2074 STL 0 0 0 32 0 112 0 0 0
2075 STL 0 0 144 0 0 0 0 0 0
2076 STL 0 0 144 0 0 0 0 0 0
2077 STL 0 0 144 0 0 0 0 0 0
2078 STL 0 0 144 0 0 0 0 0 0
2079 STL 0 0 144 0 0 0 0 0 0
2080 STL 0 124 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
2081 STL 0 124 0 0 0 0 0 0 3
2082 STL 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 8
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2082-11-01Parlez Vous has retired from the St. Louis Wawazz
2082-10-03The St. Louis Wawazz have promoted Parlez Vous to the major league team.
2082-08-29The St. Louis Wawazz have designated Parlez Vous for assignment.
2080-06-13Parlez Vous of the St. Louis Wawazz is injured and is expected to be out 27 days.
2072-05-08Parlez Vous of the St. Louis Wawazz is injured and is expected to be out 28 days.
2069-04-01The St. Louis Wawazz have promoted Parlez Vous to the major league team.
2065-04-01Trade #1364492 has been completed between the Colorado Frosted Bears and the St. Louis Wawazz. The St. Louis Wawazz receive Poodle Wyatt, Peggy Pennsyltucky, Soft Bally, Parlez Vous, Draft Pick 2068 Round 2 COL (Rick Castillo), Draft Pick 2068 Round 1 COL (Joe Spring), Draft Pick 2066 Round 2 COL (Troy Beauchamp) from the Colorado Frosted Bears in exchange for Paul Garceau, Ed Welch, Jay Obradovich.
2065-03-25The Colorado Frosted Bears have renamed Dutch Shay to Parlez Vous.