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Name	Team	Age
Parlez Vous	Retired (2082, Age 36)	Died (2122, Age 77)
Drafted	Position	Bats/Throws
Round 1, Pick 14 (2063)	2B	R/R
League	Option Years	Majors Service Time
Ed ONeill League	0	13 years (132 games)
Total Rating	Arm	Range
B+	B	B+
Contact vs R	Contact vs L	Speed
B+	A	B+
Power vs R	Power vs L	Bunting
B+	B	B
Endurance	Velocity	Control
B-	D-	D-
Leadership	Mentor vs RHP	Mentor vs LHP
D+	B+	A-
Health	Injured Days	Birthday
C+	0	12/13/2045
WS Rings	WS Appearances	LCS Appearances
0	1	1
Alt Pos (2B)	Alt Pos (LF)	Alt Pos (3B)
A- (78.9 %)	D  (14.4 %)	F  (1.7 %)

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Skill grades calculated using approximate current ratings minus past improvements.
Year	Contact vs R	Power vs R	Contact vs L	Power vs L	Speed	Arm	Range
2063	C	C-	B-	C	C	D-	C-
2064	C+	C+	B	C+	C+	D+	C
2065	B-	C+	B	B-	B-	D+	C+
2066	B-	B-	A-	B	B	C	C+
2067	B	B	A-	B	B+	C	B-
2068	B+	B	A	B+	A-	C+	B-
2069	B+	B	A	B+	A-	B-	B
2070	B+	B+	A	B+	A-	B-	B
2071	A-	B+	A+	A-	A	B	B+
2072	A-	A-	A+	A-	A	B	B+
2073	A-	A-	A+	A-	A	B+	B+
2074	A-	A-	A+	A-	A	B+	A-
2075	A	A-	A+	A-	A	B+	A-
2076	A	A-	A+	A-	A	B+	A-
2077	A	A-	A+	A-	A	B+	A-
2078	A	A-	A+	A-	A	B+	A-
2079	A	A-	A+	A-	A	B+	A-
2080	A-	A-	A+	A-	A	B+	B+
2081	A-	A-	A+	B+	A-	B+	B+
2082	A-	B+	A+	B+	A-	B	B+

Career Transactions

Date	Transaction
2082-11-01	Parlez Vous has retired from the St. Louis Wawazz
2082-10-03	The St. Louis Wawazz have promoted Parlez Vous to the major league team.
2082-08-29	The St. Louis Wawazz have designated Parlez Vous for assignment.
2080-06-13	Parlez Vous of the St. Louis Wawazz is injured and is expected to be out 27 days.
2072-05-08	Parlez Vous of the St. Louis Wawazz is injured and is expected to be out 28 days.
2069-04-01	The St. Louis Wawazz have promoted Parlez Vous to the major league team.
2065-04-01	Trade #1364492 has been completed between the Colorado Frosted Bears and the St. Louis Wawazz. The St. Louis Wawazz receive Poodle Wyatt, Peggy Pennsyltucky, Soft Bally, Parlez Vous, Draft Pick 2068 Round 2 COL (Rick Castillo), Draft Pick 2068 Round 1 COL (Joe Spring), Draft Pick 2066 Round 2 COL (Troy Beauchamp) from the Colorado Frosted Bears in exchange for Paul Garceau, Ed Welch, Jay Obradovich.
2065-03-25	The Colorado Frosted Bears have renamed Dutch Shay to Parlez Vous.