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Name Team Age
Parlez Vous Retired (2082, Age 36) Died (2122, Age 77)
Drafted Position Bats/Throws
Round 1, Pick 14
(2063)		 2B R/R
League Option Years   Majors Service Time
Ed ONeill League 0 13 years (132 games)
Total Rating   Arm Range
B+ B  B+
Contact vs R Contact vs L Speed
B+ A  B+
Power vs R Power vs L Bunting
B+ B  B 
Endurance Velocity Control
B- D- D-
Leadership   Mentor vs RHP   Mentor vs LHP  
D+ B+ A-
Health   Injured Days   Birthday
C+ 0 12/13/2045
WS Rings WS Appearances LCS Appearances
0 1 1
Alt Pos (2B) Alt Pos (LF) Alt Pos (3B)
A- (78.9 %) D  (14.4 %) F  (1.7 %)

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Year Type   Chances   Active GS Injured  Contact vs R   Power vs R   Contact vs L   Power vs L   Speed   Arm   Range   Total 
2063 Minors 62.00 9 / 9 14 / 14 5 / 6 5 / 5 10 / 12 11 / 11 5 / 5 59 / 62
2063 Pos (LF) 25.00 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 2 / 25
2064 Minors 37.00 7 / 7 2 / 3 3 / 4 5 / 6 6 / 6 6 / 6 5 / 5 34 / 37
2064 Pos (LF) 21.00 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 6 / 21
2065 Minors 64.00 3 / 7 7 / 7 10 / 12 7 / 12 8 / 10 9 / 10 5 / 6 49 / 64
2065 Pos (LF) 23.00 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 3 / 23
2066 Minors 48.00 2 / 4 6 / 7 4 / 7 5 / 10 5 / 9 4 / 6 5 / 5 31 / 48
2066 Pos (LF) 32.00 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 7 / 32
2067 Minors 62.00 8 / 11 1 / 5 5 / 9 3 / 10 7 / 11 8 / 11 4 / 5 36 / 62
2067 Pos (LF) 18.00 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 2 / 18
2068 Minors 44.00 2 / 6 3 / 5 1 / 6 3 / 8 2 / 7 6 / 7 3 / 5 20 / 44
2068 Pos (2B) 28.00 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 2 / 28
2069 Majors 60.35 162 130 0 4 / 8 4 / 11 3 / 15 3 / 7 2 / 7 5 / 6 5 / 6 26 / 60
2070 Majors 69.08 162 142 0 5 / 10 3 / 12 3 / 9 3 / 8 4 / 14 6 / 8 2 / 8 26 / 69
2071 Majors 70.67 162 144 0 2 / 10 2 / 14 3 / 11 2 / 8 0 / 9 2 / 6 4 / 12 15 / 70
2072 Majors 57.07 137 123 25 1 / 5 2 / 14 1 / 9 1 / 6 1 / 12 3 / 6 2 / 5 11 / 57
2073 Majors 56.77 162 144 0 0 / 14 1 / 6 2 / 6 0 / 9 1 / 9 1 / 5 2 / 7 7 / 56
2074 Majors 64.89 162 144 0 1 / 8 0 / 7 0 / 8 0 / 10 0 / 14 0 / 9 0 / 8 1 / 64
2075 Majors 60.62 162 144 0 0 / 1 1 / 11 0 / 8 1 / 10 0 / 9 1 / 7 0 / 14 3 / 60
2076 Majors 65.52 162 144 0 0 / 6 2 / 10 0 / 12 0 / 8 0 / 8 0 / 9 0 / 12 2 / 65
2077 Majors 64.71 162 144 0 0 / 7 1 / 10 0 / 13 0 / 8 1 / 11 0 / 7 0 / 8 2 / 64
2078 Majors 64.62 162 144 0 0 / 11 0 / 8 0 / 4 0 / 10 0 / 10 0 / 13 0 / 8 0 / 64
2079 Majors 64.62 162 144 0 -4 / 11 -1 / 8 -1 / 5 -1 / 7 -3 / 13 -2 / 9 -1 / 11 -13 / 64
2080 Majors 54.59 139 124 23 -3 / 4 -3 / 7 -1 / 8 -6 / 10 -5 / 3 -2 / 13 -2 / 9 -22 / 54
2081 Majors 58.93 162 123 0 -1 / 9 -5 / 8 -4 / 7 -5 / 6 -2 / 13 -3 / 9 -1 / 6 -21 / 58
2082 Minors 2.00 0 / 0 0 / 1 0 / 0 0 / 1 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 2
2082 Majors 13.49 132 0 0 -4 / 2 -2 / 1 -5 / 5 -5 / 2 -6 / 1 -1 / 1 0 / 1 -23 / 13
2082 Pos (2B) 6.00 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 6
Total 2190 1794 48 32 / 150 38 / 169 29 / 164 21 / 161 31 / 188 54 / 159 38 / 146 265 / 1290
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2082-11-01Parlez Vous has retired from the St. Louis Wawazz
2082-10-03The St. Louis Wawazz have promoted Parlez Vous to the major league team.
2082-08-29The St. Louis Wawazz have designated Parlez Vous for assignment.
2080-06-13Parlez Vous of the St. Louis Wawazz is injured and is expected to be out 27 days.
2072-05-08Parlez Vous of the St. Louis Wawazz is injured and is expected to be out 28 days.
2069-04-01The St. Louis Wawazz have promoted Parlez Vous to the major league team.
2065-04-01Trade #1364492 has been completed between the Colorado Frosted Bears and the St. Louis Wawazz. The St. Louis Wawazz receive Poodle Wyatt, Peggy Pennsyltucky, Soft Bally, Parlez Vous, Draft Pick 2068 Round 2 COL (Rick Castillo), Draft Pick 2068 Round 1 COL (Joe Spring), Draft Pick 2066 Round 2 COL (Troy Beauchamp) from the Colorado Frosted Bears in exchange for Paul Garceau, Ed Welch, Jay Obradovich.
2065-03-25The Colorado Frosted Bears have renamed Dutch Shay to Parlez Vous.