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| Name | Team | Age |
| Patch Adams | Retired (2041, Age 37) | Died (2070, Age 66) |
| Drafted | Position | Bats/Throws |
| Round 1, Pick 14 (2026) |
3B | L/R |
| League | Option Years
|
Majors Service Time |
| Kevin Brown League | 0 | 12 years (150 games) |
| Total Rating
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Arm | Range |
| Contact vs R | Contact vs L | Speed |
| Power vs R | Power vs L | Bunting |
| Endurance | Velocity | Control |
| Leadership
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Mentor vs RHP
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Mentor vs LHP
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| Health
|
Injured Days
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Birthday |
| 0 | 10/13/2004 | |
| WS Rings | WS Appearances | LCS Appearances |
| 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Alt Pos (SS) | Alt Pos (2B) | Alt Pos (3B) |
| (98.3 %) | (98.2 %) | (87.6 %) |
Stats | Splits | Playoffs | Positions | Improvements | Past Skills | Awards | Fielding | Game Log
| Year | Vs | G | AB | H | 2B | 3B | HR | RBI | BB | SO | OPS | OBP | SLG | AVG |
| 2027 | AHP | 63 | 171 | 29 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 8 | 11 | 44 | .442 | .220 | .222 | .170 |
| 2027 | HHP | 52 | 147 | 21 | 3 | 1 | 4 | 16 | 9 | 43 | .450 | .191 | .259 | .143 |
| 2027 | LHP | 38 | 92 | 11 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 4 | 33 | .330 | .156 | .174 | .120 |
| 2027 | RHP | 92 | 226 | 39 | 7 | 1 | 4 | 20 | 16 | 54 | .492 | .226 | .265 | .173 |
| 2028 | AHP | 11 | 31 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 7 | .273 | .176 | .097 | .097 |
| 2028 | HHP | 15 | 44 | 14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 10 | .666 | .348 | .318 | .318 |
| 2028 | LHP | 11 | 20 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | .400 | .200 | .200 | .200 |
| 2028 | RHP | 23 | 55 | 13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 5 | 14 | .536 | .300 | .236 | .236 |
| 2029 | AHP | 58 | 206 | 47 | 9 | 1 | 4 | 15 | 9 | 36 | .602 | .263 | .340 | .228 |
| 2029 | HHP | 59 | 173 | 43 | 8 | 1 | 11 | 29 | 16 | 42 | .809 | .312 | .497 | .249 |
| 2029 | LHP | 26 | 46 | 9 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 15 | .491 | .208 | .283 | .196 |
| 2029 | RHP | 106 | 333 | 81 | 15 | 1 | 15 | 41 | 24 | 63 | .726 | .296 | .429 | .243 |
| 2030 | AHP | 31 | 75 | 19 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 7 | 6 | 21 | .669 | .309 | .360 | .253 |
| 2030 | HHP | 25 | 51 | 15 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 10 | 1 | 8 | .896 | .308 | .588 | .294 |
| 2030 | LHP | 11 | 13 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | .846 | .385 | .462 | .385 |
| 2030 | RHP | 47 | 113 | 29 | 3 | 2 | 5 | 15 | 7 | 27 | .751 | .300 | .451 | .257 |
| 2032 | AHP | 66 | 147 | 23 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 15 | 33 | .439 | .235 | .204 | .156 |
| 2032 | HHP | 67 | 162 | 46 | 9 | 0 | 6 | 18 | 13 | 36 | .792 | .341 | .451 | .284 |
| 2032 | LHP | 48 | 84 | 13 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 5 | 18 | .417 | .202 | .214 | .155 |
| 2032 | RHP | 101 | 225 | 56 | 9 | 1 | 6 | 20 | 23 | 51 | .699 | .321 | .378 | .249 |
| 2033 | AHP | 53 | 148 | 36 | 6 | 0 | 3 | 17 | 11 | 34 | .635 | .290 | .345 | .243 |
| 2033 | HHP | 50 | 119 | 26 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 13 | 10 | 28 | .577 | .275 | .303 | .218 |
| 2033 | LHP | 23 | 49 | 11 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 15 | .528 | .283 | .245 | .224 |
| 2033 | RHP | 89 | 218 | 51 | 9 | 0 | 5 | 29 | 17 | 47 | .627 | .283 | .344 | .234 |
| 2034 | AHP | 59 | 124 | 32 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 13 | 5 | 32 | .658 | .287 | .371 | .258 |
| 2034 | HHP | 59 | 131 | 28 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 12 | 8 | 29 | .583 | .262 | .321 | .214 |
| 2034 | LHP | 34 | 68 | 17 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 6 | 0 | 18 | .647 | .250 | .397 | .250 |
| 2034 | RHP | 98 | 187 | 43 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 19 | 13 | 43 | .608 | .282 | .326 | .230 |
| 2035 | AHP | 60 | 125 | 25 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 16 | 9 | 26 | .572 | .252 | .320 | .200 |
| 2035 | HHP | 63 | 129 | 38 | 6 | 2 | 2 | 20 | 13 | 26 | .778 | .359 | .419 | .295 |
| 2035 | LHP | 32 | 63 | 12 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 4 | 13 | .556 | .239 | .317 | .190 |
| 2035 | RHP | 99 | 191 | 51 | 6 | 1 | 5 | 29 | 18 | 39 | .716 | .329 | .387 | .267 |
| 2036 | AHP | 54 | 86 | 22 | 3 | 1 | 5 | 15 | 6 | 27 | .786 | .298 | .488 | .256 |
| 2036 | HHP | 54 | 117 | 35 | 3 | 0 | 7 | 17 | 9 | 21 | .853 | .349 | .504 | .299 |
| 2036 | LHP | 27 | 45 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 2 | 12 | .496 | .229 | .267 | .200 |
| 2036 | RHP | 93 | 158 | 48 | 6 | 1 | 11 | 27 | 13 | 36 | .918 | .355 | .563 | .304 |
| 2037 | AHP | 49 | 135 | 37 | 5 | 1 | 4 | 11 | 14 | 32 | .757 | .342 | .415 | .274 |
| 2037 | HHP | 39 | 78 | 26 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 9 | 9 | 17 | .838 | .402 | .436 | .333 |
| 2037 | LHP | 33 | 52 | 18 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 6 | 10 | .837 | .414 | .423 | .346 |
| 2037 | RHP | 65 | 161 | 45 | 6 | 1 | 5 | 14 | 17 | 39 | .771 | .348 | .422 | .280 |
| 2038 | AHP | 29 | 82 | 14 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 11 | 6 | 22 | .496 | .227 | .268 | .171 |
| 2038 | HHP | 31 | 97 | 29 | 5 | 0 | 4 | 14 | 6 | 16 | .814 | .340 | .474 | .299 |
| 2038 | LHP | 18 | 50 | 10 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 1 | 12 | .496 | .216 | .280 | .200 |
| 2038 | RHP | 51 | 129 | 33 | 9 | 0 | 4 | 18 | 11 | 26 | .733 | .314 | .419 | .256 |
| 2039 | AHP | 41 | 87 | 17 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 10 | 7 | 23 | .589 | .255 | .333 | .195 |
| 2039 | HHP | 40 | 99 | 27 | 6 | 0 | 3 | 11 | 10 | 25 | .770 | .345 | .424 | .273 |
| 2039 | LHP | 23 | 48 | 11 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 4 | 9 | .643 | .288 | .354 | .229 |
| 2039 | RHP | 61 | 138 | 33 | 6 | 0 | 5 | 17 | 13 | 39 | .701 | .309 | .391 | .239 |
| 2040 | AHP | 20 | 75 | 20 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 10 | 3 | 26 | .748 | .295 | .453 | .267 |
| 2040 | HHP | 15 | 56 | 15 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 7 | 4 | 12 | .745 | .317 | .429 | .268 |
| 2040 | LHP | 16 | 31 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 6 | 1 | 9 | .765 | .281 | .484 | .258 |
| 2040 | RHP | 30 | 100 | 27 | 2 | 1 | 4 | 11 | 6 | 29 | .741 | .311 | .430 | .270 |
| Total | AHP | 594 | 1492 | 324 | 45 | 10 | 33 | 138 | 105 | 363 | .595 | .268 | .327 | .217 |
| Total | HHP | 569 | 1403 | 363 | 55 | 5 | 50 | 180 | 110 | 313 | .725 | .313 | .412 | .259 |
| Total | LHP | 340 | 661 | 138 | 17 | 4 | 11 | 55 | 32 | 169 | .541 | .245 | .297 | .209 |
| Total | RHP | 955 | 2234 | 549 | 83 | 11 | 72 | 263 | 183 | 507 | .692 | .303 | .389 | .246 |
| Total | 1163 | 2895 | 687 | 100 | 15 | 83 | 318 | 215 | 676 | .658 | .290 | .368 | .237 |
| Date | Transaction |
| 2041-11-01 | Patch Adams has retired from the Free Agency Pool |
| 2040-04-01 | The Chicago Creeps have promoted Willie Ward to the major league team. The Chicago Creeps have promoted Jack Owen to the major league team. The Chicago Creeps have promoted Phil McGovern to the major league team. The Chicago Creeps have promoted Mike Herrera to the major league team. The Chicago Creeps have promoted Brandon Johnson to the major league team. The Chicago Creeps have promoted Patch Adams to the major league team. The Chicago Creeps have promoted Jake Hansen to the major league team. The Chicago Creeps have promoted Hi Piatt to the major league team. The Chicago Creeps have promoted Armando Tiernan to the major league team. |
| 2040-04-01 | The Chicago Creeps have acquired Patch Adams from the waiver wire. |
| 2039-03-31 | The Los Angeles Nihilists have promoted Fred Conkwright to the major league team. The Los Angeles Nihilists have promoted Charlie Starr to the major league team. The Los Angeles Nihilists have promoted Patch Adams to the major league team. The Los Angeles Nihilists have promoted Chad Ruffin to the major league team. |
| 2039-03-31 | Patch Adams has signed with the Los Angeles Nihilists for $0.5M per year for 1 year. |
| 2038-04-08 | The Oakland Green Sox have acquired Patch Adams from the waiver wire. |
| 2038-03-31 | The Los Angeles Nihilists have designated Patch Adams for assignment. |
| 2037-09-03 | Patch Adams of the Los Angeles Nihilists is injured and is expected to be out 26 days. |
| 2036-05-07 | Patch Adams of the Los Angeles Nihilists is injured and is expected to be out 22 days. |
| 2033-03-30 | The Los Angeles Nihilists have promoted Patch Adams to the major league team. The Los Angeles Nihilists have promoted Agustin Carty to the major league team. |
| 2033-03-29 | Patch Adams has signed with the Los Angeles Nihilists for $0.6M per year for 6 years. |
| 2032-03-28 | The Los Angeles Lebowskis have promoted Patch Adams to the major league team. |
| 2031-10-03 | The Los Angeles Lebowskis have acquired Patch Adams from the waiver wire. |
| 2031-03-31 | The Washington Writers have waived Patch Adams. |
| 2030-09-13 | Patch Adams of the Washington Writers is injured and is expected to be out 19 days. |
| 2030-04-05 | Patch Adams of the Washington Writers is injured and is expected to be out 20 days. |
| 2029-06-25 | Patch Adams of the Washington Writers is injured and is expected to be out 23 days. |
| 2027-04-08 | The Washington Bullets have auto-promoted Patch Adams to the major leagues. |
| 2026-03-29 | The Washington Bullets have renamed Lyman Adams to Patch Adams. |