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Name Team Age
Bridesmaid Nards Retired (2068, Age 36) Died (2117, Age 86)
Drafted Position Bats/Throws
Round 1, Pick 2
(2053)		 SP L/R
League Option Years   Majors Service Time
Ed ONeill League 0 15 years (14 games)
Total Rating   Arm Range
B+ C  D+
Contact vs R Contact vs L Speed
C- C- D-
Power vs R Power vs L Bunting
F  D- D-
Endurance Velocity Control
A- B  B+
Leadership   Mentor Value  
D  C 
Health   Injured Days   Birthday
B  0 12/23/2031
WS Rings WS Appearances LCS Appearances
1 2 3
Alt Pos (---) Alt Pos (---) Alt Pos (---)
F  (0.0 %) F  (0.0 %) F  (0.0 %)

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Year   Team W L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HBP BB SO WHIP ERA
2053 SF 1 0 2 2 0 0 0 0 15.2 14 6 6 0 5 16 1.21 3.45
2054 SF 8 21 36 36 4 0 0 0 236.0 257 147 135 4 74 181 1.40 5.15
2055 SF 12 16 37 37 4 2 0 0 247.2 268 132 120 1 84 194 1.42 4.36
2056 SF 5 24 37 37 5 0 0 0 251.2 257 140 133 6 96 190 1.40 4.76
2057 SF 10 21 37 37 5 1 0 0 252.0 249 150 138 3 81 213 1.31 4.93
2058 SF 7 27 37 37 7 1 0 0 232.0 257 149 140 0 76 189 1.44 5.43
2059 SF 10 18 39 39 2 1 0 0 196.0 182 86 71 1 52 168 1.19 3.26
2060 SF 12 17 36 36 4 1 0 0 241.1 237 112 105 4 64 190 1.25 3.92
2061 SF 6 9 22 22 8 0 0 0 168.0 158 64 56 1 46 142 1.21 3.00
2062 SF 6 8 19 19 5 0 0 0 141.1 139 71 65 2 43 111 1.29 4.14
2063 SF 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1.0 1 0 0 0 1 0 2.00 0.00
2064 SF 3 0 6 0 0 0 1 0 9.1 9 6 5 0 5 4 1.50 4.82
2065 SF 12 7 35 21 8 2 0 0 177.2 168 77 72 2 48 134 1.22 3.65
2066 PIT 18 3 27 27 8 3 0 0 202.1 173 72 66 2 75 158 1.23 2.94
2067 PIT 15 4 31 31 4 0 0 0 217.2 213 118 114 5 89 161 1.39 4.71
2068 PIT 12 7 26 26 4 0 0 0 166.0 188 112 104 0 61 129 1.50 5.64
2260 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.00 0.00
Total 138 182 428 407 68 11 1 0 2755.2 2770 1442 1330 31 900 2180 1.33 4.34
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2068-11-01Bridesmaid Nards has retired from the Pittsburgh Peggy Bundys
2066-04-28Trade #1368443 has been completed between the Pittsburgh Peggy Bundys and the San Francisco Sarcosuchus. The San Francisco Sarcosuchus receive Tim Andrews, Draft Pick 2067 Round 1 PIT (Kip McGuire) from the Pittsburgh Peggy Bundys in exchange for Fluffer Nutter, Bridesmaid Nards.
2061-03-25The San Francisco Sarcosuchus have placed Bridesmaid Nards on the trade block.
2058-09-04Bridesmaid Nards of the San Francisco Sarcosuchus has thrown a no-hitter against the Cincinnati Big Red Machine.
2054-03-25The San Francisco Sarcosuchus have promoted Ed Stovall to the major league team. The San Francisco Sarcosuchus have promoted Bridesmaid Nards to the major league team. The San Francisco Sarcosuchus have promoted Grant Moore to the major league team. The San Francisco Sarcosuchus have promoted Doug Drucke to the major league team. The San Francisco Sarcosuchus have promoted Dave McQuillan to the major league team.
2053-09-29The San Francisco Sarcosuchus have promoted Doug Drucke to the major league team. The San Francisco Sarcosuchus have sent Bridesmaid Nards to the minors.
2053-09-20The San Francisco Sarcosuchus have promoted Bridesmaid Nards to the major league team. The San Francisco Sarcosuchus have sent Doug Drucke to the minors.
2053-04-01The San Francisco Sarcosuchus have renamed Bake Owen to Bridesmaid Nards.