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| Name | Team | Age |
| Bridesmaid Nards | Retired (2068, Age 36) | Died (2117, Age 86) |
| Drafted | Position | Bats/Throws |
| Round 1, Pick 2 (2053) |
SP | L/R |
| League | Option Years
|
Majors Service Time |
| Ed ONeill League | 0 | 15 years (14 games) |
| Total Rating
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Arm | Range |
| Contact vs R | Contact vs L | Speed |
| Power vs R | Power vs L | Bunting |
| Endurance | Velocity | Control |
| Leadership
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Mentor Value
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| Health
|
Injured Days
|
Birthday |
| 0 | 12/23/2031 | |
| WS Rings | WS Appearances | LCS Appearances |
| 1 | 2 | 3 |
| Alt Pos (---) | Alt Pos (---) | Alt Pos (---) |
| (0.0 %) | (0.0 %) | (0.0 %) |
Stats | Splits | Playoffs | Energy | Improvements | Past Skills | Awards | Batting | Fielding | Game Log
| Date | Opponent | W | L | GS | SV | BS | IP | H | R | ER | BB | SO | WHIP | ERA |
| Date | Transaction |
| 2068-11-01 | Bridesmaid Nards has retired from the Pittsburgh Peggy Bundys |
| 2066-04-28 | Trade #1368443 has been completed between the Pittsburgh Peggy Bundys and the San Francisco Sarcosuchus. The San Francisco Sarcosuchus receive Tim Andrews, Draft Pick 2067 Round 1 PIT (Kip McGuire) from the Pittsburgh Peggy Bundys in exchange for Fluffer Nutter, Bridesmaid Nards. |
| 2061-03-25 | The San Francisco Sarcosuchus have placed Bridesmaid Nards on the trade block. |
| 2058-09-04 | Bridesmaid Nards of the San Francisco Sarcosuchus has thrown a no-hitter against the Cincinnati Big Red Machine. |
| 2054-03-25 | The San Francisco Sarcosuchus have promoted Ed Stovall to the major league team. The San Francisco Sarcosuchus have promoted Bridesmaid Nards to the major league team. The San Francisco Sarcosuchus have promoted Grant Moore to the major league team. The San Francisco Sarcosuchus have promoted Doug Drucke to the major league team. The San Francisco Sarcosuchus have promoted Dave McQuillan to the major league team. |
| 2053-09-29 | The San Francisco Sarcosuchus have promoted Doug Drucke to the major league team. The San Francisco Sarcosuchus have sent Bridesmaid Nards to the minors. |
| 2053-09-20 | The San Francisco Sarcosuchus have promoted Bridesmaid Nards to the major league team. The San Francisco Sarcosuchus have sent Doug Drucke to the minors. |
| 2053-04-01 | The San Francisco Sarcosuchus have renamed Bake Owen to Bridesmaid Nards. |