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Name Team Age
Nards Spermucopia Retired (2068, Age 35) Died (2102, Age 70)
Drafted Position Bats/Throws
Round 1, Pick 16
(2052)		 CF L/L
League Option Years   Majors Service Time
Ed ONeill League 0 12 years (45 games)
Total Rating   Arm Range
B  B- C+
Contact vs R Contact vs L Speed
A  A  B 
Power vs R Power vs L Bunting
B- C+ D-
Endurance Velocity Control
B- F  D-
Leadership   Mentor vs RHP   Mentor vs LHP  
B- A+ A+
Health   Injured Days   Birthday
C- 0 11/12/2032
WS Rings WS Appearances LCS Appearances
0 0 3
Alt Pos (LF) Alt Pos (RF) Alt Pos (3B)
A+ (98.9 %) A+ (98.8 %) F  (0.2 %)

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Year Vs G AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO OPS OBP SLG AVG
2055 AHP 67 190 54 14 2 7 19 18 33 .836 .346 .489 .284
2055 HHP 61 172 40 6 1 3 16 20 30 .644 .313 .331 .233
2055 LHP 20 22 6 2 0 0 1 0 3 .625 .261 .364 .273
2055 RHP 125 340 88 18 3 10 34 38 60 .752 .334 .418 .259
2056 AHP 52 157 34 5 2 3 12 16 33 .619 .287 .331 .217
2056 HHP 50 138 37 3 3 3 18 17 24 .747 .348 .399 .268
2056 LHP 39 72 13 0 2 2 6 13 16 .625 .306 .319 .181
2056 RHP 89 223 58 8 3 4 24 20 41 .696 .320 .377 .260
2057 AHP 54 223 69 14 4 5 20 24 35 .850 .375 .475 .309
2057 HHP 52 205 51 5 2 2 9 20 38 .647 .325 .322 .249
2057 LHP 41 77 20 5 1 1 6 10 11 .734 .345 .390 .260
2057 RHP 97 351 100 14 5 6 23 34 62 .757 .352 .405 .285
2058 AHP 58 176 55 11 1 2 30 27 34 .819 .399 .420 .312
2058 HHP 60 187 57 15 0 5 35 23 28 .844 .379 .465 .305
2058 LHP 34 42 13 3 0 1 11 12 3 .909 .456 .452 .310
2058 RHP 114 321 99 23 1 6 54 38 59 .821 .378 .442 .308
2059 AHP 44 173 38 6 2 3 19 16 34 .615 .286 .329 .220
2059 HHP 44 164 60 11 4 6 31 20 28 1.026 .435 .591 .366
2059 LHP 26 48 14 3 1 0 6 4 10 .742 .346 .396 .292
2059 RHP 85 289 84 14 5 9 44 32 52 .828 .361 .467 .291
2060 AHP 30 41 15 4 0 0 5 2 3 .850 .386 .463 .366
2060 HHP 29 55 13 5 0 0 6 7 7 .650 .323 .327 .236
2060 LHP 5 10 3 0 0 0 1 0 0 .573 .273 .300 .300
2060 RHP 59 86 25 9 0 0 10 9 10 .753 .358 .395 .291
2061 AHP 62 111 26 3 2 4 13 15 14 .731 .325 .405 .234
2061 HHP 50 71 20 4 1 3 10 11 14 .871 .378 .493 .282
2061 LHP 12 21 4 2 0 0 1 3 4 .577 .292 .286 .190
2061 RHP 109 161 42 5 3 7 22 23 24 .813 .353 .460 .261
2062 AHP 69 180 62 10 2 2 26 30 28 .894 .438 .456 .344
2062 HHP 57 163 58 8 1 6 22 14 24 .935 .408 .528 .356
2062 LHP 38 64 26 4 1 0 10 10 8 .986 .486 .500 .406
2062 RHP 116 279 94 14 2 8 38 34 44 .897 .410 .487 .337
2063 AHP 55 183 31 6 2 4 17 14 32 .526 .236 .290 .169
2063 HHP 64 193 61 10 2 7 27 27 28 .898 .401 .497 .316
2063 LHP 44 84 24 5 1 2 12 11 11 .805 .365 .440 .286
2063 RHP 109 292 68 11 3 9 32 30 49 .694 .311 .384 .233
2064 AHP 60 199 58 8 3 9 39 27 25 .871 .374 .497 .291
2064 HHP 68 212 60 15 1 6 32 26 35 .812 .364 .448 .283
2064 LHP 45 82 20 4 1 3 11 9 12 .746 .319 .427 .244
2064 RHP 121 329 98 19 3 12 60 44 48 .864 .381 .483 .298
2065 AHP 25 42 6 1 1 0 1 8 9 .494 .280 .214 .143
2065 HHP 29 39 8 0 0 2 8 9 6 .713 .354 .359 .205
2065 LHP 7 16 3 0 0 1 3 2 2 .653 .278 .375 .188
2065 RHP 53 65 11 1 1 1 6 15 13 .587 .325 .262 .169
2066 AHP 53 116 36 10 1 1 19 16 21 .834 .394 .440 .310
2066 HHP 52 108 35 9 1 1 21 17 9 .874 .421 .454 .324
2066 LHP 37 84 26 6 2 0 18 10 9 .812 .383 .429 .310
2066 RHP 94 140 45 13 0 2 22 23 21 .878 .421 .457 .321
2067 AHP 59 205 59 14 1 3 21 24 33 .772 .362 .410 .288
2067 HHP 61 195 50 5 1 4 24 26 24 .696 .342 .354 .256
2067 LHP 41 50 14 3 0 0 4 10 8 .740 .400 .340 .280
2067 RHP 106 350 95 16 2 7 41 40 49 .734 .345 .389 .271
2068 AHP 18 44 12 2 1 3 6 3 8 .887 .319 .568 .273
2068 HHP 17 54 11 0 0 0 1 3 8 .449 .246 .204 .204
2068 LHP 18 28 8 0 1 1 1 2 6 .798 .333 .464 .286
2068 RHP 25 70 15 2 0 2 6 4 10 .585 .257 .329 .214
Total AHP 706 2040 555 108 24 46 247 240 342 .764 .348 .416 .272
Total HHP 694 1956 561 96 17 48 260 240 303 .793 .366 .427 .287
Total LHP 407 700 194 37 10 11 91 96 103 .769 .363 .406 .277
Total RHP 1302 3296 922 167 31 83 416 384 542 .781 .356 .425 .280
Total 1400 3996 1116 204 41 94 507 480 645 .778 .357 .421 .279
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2068-11-01Nards Spermucopia has retired from the Colorado Frosted Bears
2068-05-12The Colorado Frosted Bears have promoted King Sausage to the major league team. The Colorado Frosted Bears have promoted Bill Rudolph to the major league team. The Colorado Frosted Bears have designated Shokira Iceberg for assignment. The Colorado Frosted Bears have designated Nards Spermucopia for assignment.
2060-04-13Nards Spermucopia of the Colorado Frosted Bears is injured and is expected to be out 30 days.
2059-07-31Nards Spermucopia of the Colorado Frosted Bears is injured and is expected to be out 44 days.
2059-07-11Nards Spermucopia of the Colorado Frosted Bears is injured and is expected to be out 8 days.
2058-08-13Nards Spermucopia of the Colorado Frosted Bears is injured and is expected to be out 31 days.
2057-08-18Nards Spermucopia of the Colorado Frosted Bears is injured and is expected to be out 26 days.
2056-04-20Nards Spermucopia of the Colorado Frosted Bears is injured and is expected to be out 19 days.
2055-04-01The Colorado Frosted Bears have promoted Nards Spermucopia to the major league team. The Colorado Frosted Bears have promoted Shokira Iceberg to the major league team. The Colorado Frosted Bears have sent Jim Armstrong to the minors. The Colorado Frosted Bears have sent Shyney Titcomb to the minors.
2053-04-01Trade #1318823 has been completed between the Atlanta AeroNauts and the Colorado Cocoa Puffs. The Colorado Cocoa Puffs receive Peggy Pennsyltucky, Nards Spermucopia, Draft Pick 2056 Round 1 ATL (Abe Bundy), Draft Pick 2055 Round 1 ATL (Johnny Lau) from the Atlanta AeroNauts in exchange for Brian Tworoosters, Guy Jones, Tomohide Fukui, Jim Whitaker, Wally Russell.
2052-04-13The Atlanta AeroNauts have renamed Charlie Reed to Nards Spermucopia.