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| Name | Team | Age |
| Fast Fritter | Retired (2061, Age 35) | Died (2114, Age 88) |
| Drafted | Position | Bats/Throws |
| Round 3, Pick 48 (2045) |
RP | R/R |
| League | Option Years
|
Majors Service Time |
| Ed ONeill League | 0 | 7 years (87 games) |
| Total Rating
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Arm | Range |
| Contact vs R | Contact vs L | Speed |
| Power vs R | Power vs L | Bunting |
| Endurance | Velocity | Control |
| Leadership
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Mentor Value
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| Health
|
Injured Days
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Birthday |
| 0 | 1/31/2026 | |
| WS Rings | WS Appearances | LCS Appearances |
| 0 | 1 | 3 |
| Alt Pos (---) | Alt Pos (---) | Alt Pos (---) |
| (0.0 %) | (0.0 %) | (0.0 %) |
Stats | Splits | Playoffs | Energy | Improvements | Past Skills | Awards | Batting | Fielding | Game Log
| Date | Batters Faced |
| 2260-04-03 | 0 |
| 2260-04-02 | 0 |
| 2260-04-01 | 0 |
| 2260-03-31 | 0 |
| 2260-03-30 | 0 |
| Date | Transaction |
| 2061-11-01 | Fast Fritter has retired from the Brooklyn Showers of Cream |
| 2056-03-25 | The Brooklyn Showers of Cream have promoted Paul Simon to the major league team. The Brooklyn Showers of Cream have promoted Fast Fritter to the major league team. |
| 2054-08-16 | The Brooklyn Showers of Cream have acquired Fast Fritter from the waiver wire. |
| 2053-04-01 | The Colorado Cocoa Puffs have waived Fast Fritter. |
| 2052-04-11 | The Colorado Cocoa Puffs have designated Fast Fritter for assignment. |
| 2051-07-05 | The Colorado Cocky Society have promoted Fast Fritter to the major league team. The Colorado Cocky Society have designated Charlie Dealy for assignment. |
| 2050-04-01 | The Colorado Piddly Plutos have promoted Tomohide Fukui to the major league team. The Colorado Piddly Plutos have promoted Rick Calvo to the major league team. The Colorado Piddly Plutos have promoted Lou Maun to the major league team. The Colorado Piddly Plutos have promoted Dixlin Whiskey to the major league team. The Colorado Piddly Plutos have sent Fast Fritter to the minors. The Colorado Piddly Plutos have designated Kwiet Klimax for assignment. The Colorado Piddly Plutos have designated Ebola Pussay for assignment. The Colorado Piddly Plutos have designated Frostee Blackhole for assignment. |
| 2049-04-01 | The Colorado Piddly Plutos have promoted Dave Burk to the major league team. The Colorado Piddly Plutos have promoted Fast Fritter to the major league team. The Colorado Piddly Plutos have promoted Brian Tworoosters to the major league team. The Colorado Piddly Plutos have promoted Lonny Martin to the major league team. The Colorado Piddly Plutos have designated Ken Bonner for assignment. The Colorado Piddly Plutos have designated George Michael Ryan for assignment. |
| 2049-04-01 | The Colorado Piddly Plutos have acquired Fast Fritter from the waiver wire. |
| 2047-04-01 | The Colorado Soi Moi Riky Lickers have waived Fast Fritter. |
| 2046-04-01 | The Colorado Crazy Creamers have renamed Morgan Stewart to Fast Fritter. |
| 2045-05-01 | The Colorado Dizzy Silly Putty String have acquired Morgan Stewart from the waiver wire. |
| 2045-04-08 | The Pittsburgh Peggys Daddy have waived Morgan Stewart. |