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| Name | Team | Age |
| Pooh P. Pants | Retired (2053, Age 38) | Died (2075, Age 60) |
| Drafted | Position | Bats/Throws |
| Round 1, Pick 4 (2033) |
C | B/R |
| League | Option Years
|
Majors Service Time |
| Ed ONeill League | 0 | 16 years (75 games) |
| Total Rating
|
Arm | Range |
| Contact vs R | Contact vs L | Speed |
| Power vs R | Power vs L | Bunting |
| Endurance | Velocity | Control |
| Leadership
|
Mentor vs RHP
|
Mentor vs LHP
|
| Health
|
Injured Days
|
Birthday |
| 0 | 1/1/2015 | |
| WS Rings | WS Appearances | LCS Appearances |
| 4 | 7 | 12 |
| Alt Pos (RF) | Alt Pos (---) | Alt Pos (---) |
| (38.1 %) | (0.0 %) | (0.0 %) |
Stats | Splits | Playoffs | Positions | Improvements | Past Skills | Awards | Fielding | Game Log
| Year | League | Award |
| 2040 | NL | Gold Glove (C) |
| 2043 | NL | Gold Glove (C) |
| 2044 | NL | Gold Glove (C) |
| 2045 | NL | All Star Reserve (C) |
| 2050 | NL | All Star Reserve (C) |
| Date | Transaction |
| 2053-11-01 | Pooh P. Pants has retired from the San Francisco Sarcosuchus |
| 2048-07-03 | Pooh P. Pants of the San Francisco Sarcosuchus is injured and is expected to be out 30 days. |
| 2043-05-31 | Pooh P. Pants of the San Francisco THREE TIME DEFENDING WS CHAMPS is injured and is expected to be out 18 days. |
| 2040-04-02 | Pooh P. Pants of the San Francisco Sarcosuchus is injured and is expected to be out 26 days. |
| 2038-07-22 | Pooh P. Pants of the San Francisco Ah Soles is injured and is expected to be out 12 days. |
| 2038-03-25 | The San Francisco Sea Men have promoted Bundy Phuckterpuss to the major league team. The San Francisco Sea Men have promoted Pooh P. Pants to the major league team. The San Francisco Sea Men have designated Todd Swopesnardson for assignment. The San Francisco Sea Men have designated Dick Cheese for assignment. |
| 2033-04-11 | The San Francisco Master Batters have renamed Eddie Bell to Pooh P. Pants. |