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| Name | Team | Age |
| Vern "Fatty" Tessio | Retired (2033, Age 36) | Died (2070, Age 73) |
| Drafted | Position | Bats/Throws |
| Round 1, Pick 14 (2015) |
RP | R/R |
| League | Option Years
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Majors Service Time |
| Jim Edmonds League | 0 | 8 years (136 games) |
| Total Rating
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Arm | Range |
| Contact vs R | Contact vs L | Speed |
| Power vs R | Power vs L | Bunting |
| Endurance | Velocity | Control |
| Leadership
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Mentor Value
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| Health
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Injured Days
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Birthday |
| 0 | 4/26/1997 | |
| WS Rings | WS Appearances | LCS Appearances |
| 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Alt Pos (---) | Alt Pos (---) | Alt Pos (---) |
| (0.0 %) | (0.0 %) | (0.0 %) |
Stats | Splits | Playoffs | Energy | Improvements | Past Skills | Awards | Batting | Fielding | Game Log
| Year | Vs | G | IP | SO | BB | H | WHIP |
| 2024 | AHB | 2 | 13.2 | 11 | 5 | 16 | 1.54 |
| 2024 | HHB | 6 | 39.0 | 41 | 15 | 43 | 1.49 |
| 2024 | LHB | 8 | 26.2 | 22 | 10 | 39 | 1.84 |
| 2024 | RHB | 8 | 26.0 | 30 | 10 | 20 | 1.15 |
| 2025 | AHB | 12 | 62.0 | 49 | 29 | 85 | 1.84 |
| 2025 | HHB | 11 | 67.1 | 66 | 40 | 68 | 1.60 |
| 2025 | LHB | 23 | 67.1 | 56 | 37 | 85 | 1.81 |
| 2025 | RHB | 23 | 62.0 | 59 | 32 | 68 | 1.61 |
| 2026 | AHB | 12 | 69.0 | 69 | 40 | 74 | 1.65 |
| 2026 | HHB | 13 | 78.1 | 72 | 41 | 91 | 1.69 |
| 2026 | LHB | 25 | 66.2 | 69 | 45 | 77 | 1.83 |
| 2026 | RHB | 25 | 80.2 | 72 | 36 | 88 | 1.54 |
| 2027 | AHB | 10 | 59.1 | 58 | 31 | 66 | 1.63 |
| 2027 | HHB | 13 | 78.1 | 58 | 40 | 93 | 1.70 |
| 2027 | LHB | 23 | 59.2 | 49 | 37 | 75 | 1.88 |
| 2027 | RHB | 23 | 78.0 | 67 | 34 | 84 | 1.51 |
| 2028 | AHB | 24 | 39.1 | 33 | 14 | 32 | 1.17 |
| 2028 | HHB | 17 | 28.0 | 21 | 18 | 29 | 1.68 |
| 2028 | LHB | 38 | 30.0 | 27 | 15 | 34 | 1.63 |
| 2028 | RHB | 41 | 37.1 | 27 | 17 | 27 | 1.18 |
| 2029 | AHB | 21 | 36.1 | 31 | 11 | 31 | 1.16 |
| 2029 | HHB | 10 | 21.0 | 15 | 9 | 11 | 0.95 |
| 2029 | LHB | 27 | 23.2 | 18 | 6 | 13 | 0.80 |
| 2029 | RHB | 31 | 33.2 | 28 | 14 | 29 | 1.28 |
| 2030 | AHB | 7 | 7.0 | 5 | 2 | 12 | 2.00 |
| 2030 | HHB | 8 | 14.1 | 16 | 6 | 13 | 1.33 |
| 2030 | LHB | 14 | 10.0 | 7 | 4 | 9 | 1.30 |
| 2030 | RHB | 12 | 11.1 | 14 | 4 | 16 | 1.76 |
| 2031 | AHB | 25 | 41.2 | 36 | 25 | 34 | 1.42 |
| 2031 | HHB | 19 | 33.1 | 31 | 12 | 31 | 1.29 |
| 2031 | LHB | 36 | 34.1 | 30 | 19 | 33 | 1.51 |
| 2031 | RHB | 42 | 40.2 | 37 | 18 | 32 | 1.23 |
| 2032 | AHB | 15 | 72.0 | 65 | 36 | 81 | 1.63 |
| 2032 | HHB | 16 | 85.0 | 86 | 50 | 72 | 1.44 |
| 2032 | LHB | 31 | 71.1 | 68 | 48 | 80 | 1.79 |
| 2032 | RHB | 31 | 85.2 | 83 | 38 | 73 | 1.30 |
| 2033 | AHB | 10 | 25.2 | 15 | 14 | 34 | 1.87 |
| 2033 | HHB | 12 | 20.2 | 23 | 17 | 26 | 2.08 |
| 2033 | LHB | 18 | 22.1 | 22 | 16 | 32 | 2.15 |
| 2033 | RHB | 20 | 24.0 | 16 | 15 | 28 | 1.79 |
| 2163 | AHB | 0 | 0.0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 |
| 2163 | HHB | 0 | 0.0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 |
| 2163 | LHB | 0 | 0.0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 |
| 2163 | RHB | 0 | 0.0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 |
| Total | AHB | 138 | 426.0 | 372 | 207 | 465 | 1.58 |
| Total | HHB | 125 | 465.1 | 429 | 248 | 477 | 1.56 |
| Total | LHB | 243 | 412.0 | 368 | 237 | 477 | 1.73 |
| Total | RHB | 256 | 479.1 | 433 | 218 | 465 | 1.42 |
| Total | 263 | 891.1 | 801 | 455 | 942 | 1.57 |
| Date | Transaction |
| 2033-11-01 | Vern "Fatty" Tessio has retired from the Minnesota Chaps |
| 2028-05-25 | Vern Fatty Tessio of the Minnesota Chaps is injured and is expected to be out 20 days. |
| 2026-05-23 | Vern Fatty Tessio of the Minnesota Chaps is injured and is expected to be out 14 days. |
| 2025-09-19 | Vern Fatty Tessio of the Minnesota Chaps is injured and is expected to be out 21 days. |
| 2025-06-29 | Vern Fatty Tessio of the Minnesota Chaps is injured and is expected to be out 24 days. |
| 2024-08-25 | The Minnesota Chaps have promoted Vern "Fatty" Tessio to the major league team. |
| 2024-07-13 | The Minnesota Chaps have acquired Vern "Fatty" Tessio from the waiver wire. |
| 2022-06-20 | The Chicago Blues have waived Vern "Fatty" Tessio. |
| 2015-04-01 | The Chicago Blues have renamed Wally Lombardozzi to Vern "Fatty" Tessio. |
| 2012-04-16 | Trade #1183463 has been completed between the Chicago Blues and the Florida Storm. The Florida Storm receive Andy Rose from the Chicago Blues in exchange for Draft Pick 2015 Round 1 FLA (Vern "Fatty" Tessio). |