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Name Team Age
Cox Ucker Retired (2046, Age 36) Died (2082, Age 72)
Drafted Position Bats/Throws
Round 1, Pick 16
(2028)		 SP L/L
League Option Years   Majors Service Time
Ed ONeill League 0 15 years (18 games)
Total Rating   Arm Range
B+ D+ C 
Contact vs R Contact vs L Speed
D- D- D 
Power vs R Power vs L Bunting
D+ D- D 
Endurance Velocity Control
B  A  B 
Leadership   Mentor Value  
C- B-
Health   Injured Days   Birthday
B- 0 2/4/2010
WS Rings WS Appearances LCS Appearances
1 4 8
Alt Pos (---) Alt Pos (---) Alt Pos (---)
F  (0.0 %) F  (0.0 %) F  (0.0 %)

Stats  |   Splits  |   Playoffs  |   Energy  |   Improvements  |   Past Skills  |   Awards   |  Batting   |  Fielding   |  Game Log
Year Vs G IP SO BB H WHIP
2032 AHB 20 81.2 61 30 91 1.48
2032 HHB 16 70.1 57 37 65 1.45
2032 LHB 33 36.2 27 14 31 1.23
2032 RHB 36 115.1 91 53 125 1.54
2033 AHB 18 80.2 77 36 88 1.54
2033 HHB 21 95.1 69 39 113 1.59
2033 LHB 35 40.2 40 13 42 1.35
2033 RHB 39 135.1 106 62 159 1.63
2034 AHB 19 85.2 73 35 101 1.59
2034 HHB 19 82.0 61 39 85 1.51
2034 LHB 36 42.1 38 20 40 1.42
2034 RHB 38 125.1 96 54 146 1.60
2035 AHB 16 80.0 48 31 89 1.50
2035 HHB 22 118.0 103 53 110 1.38
2035 LHB 34 42.1 35 15 42 1.35
2035 RHB 38 155.2 116 69 157 1.45
2036 AHB 21 119.2 92 50 104 1.29
2036 HHB 16 98.1 95 20 83 1.05
2036 LHB 35 53.0 53 9 25 0.64
2036 RHB 37 165.0 134 61 162 1.35
2037 AHB 19 83.0 57 24 74 1.18
2037 HHB 18 79.0 72 30 71 1.28
2037 LHB 36 39.1 35 12 28 1.02
2037 RHB 37 122.2 94 42 117 1.30
2038 AHB 17 91.2 79 36 84 1.31
2038 HHB 17 100.0 80 35 74 1.09
2038 LHB 32 41.0 25 17 25 1.02
2038 RHB 34 150.2 134 54 133 1.24
2039 AHB 16 100.2 71 49 98 1.46
2039 HHB 15 108.0 93 37 83 1.11
2039 LHB 30 50.1 39 20 46 1.31
2039 RHB 31 158.1 125 66 135 1.27
2040 AHB 14 92.2 82 22 81 1.11
2040 HHB 15 112.0 99 34 90 1.11
2040 LHB 27 59.1 59 17 54 1.20
2040 RHB 29 145.1 122 39 117 1.07
2041 AHB 17 120.1 92 44 128 1.43
2041 HHB 16 110.0 83 32 102 1.22
2041 LHB 32 62.0 45 22 50 1.16
2041 RHB 33 168.1 130 54 180 1.39
2042 AHB 24 93.1 86 30 94 1.33
2042 HHB 23 91.2 75 21 82 1.12
2042 LHB 43 51.2 45 13 44 1.10
2042 RHB 44 133.1 116 38 132 1.28
2043 AHB 11 81.1 69 34 71 1.29
2043 HHB 11 83.1 70 27 64 1.09
2043 LHB 20 46.0 45 19 36 1.20
2043 RHB 22 118.2 94 42 99 1.19
2044 AHB 18 130.2 116 49 104 1.17
2044 HHB 17 122.2 108 34 111 1.18
2044 LHB 31 61.2 55 20 45 1.05
2044 RHB 35 191.2 169 63 170 1.22
2045 AHB 16 107.0 85 34 96 1.21
2045 HHB 13 83.0 87 27 76 1.24
2045 LHB 25 51.1 50 6 37 0.84
2045 RHB 29 138.2 122 55 135 1.37
2046 AHB 7 10.2 9 4 11 1.41
2046 HHB 8 9.2 7 8 13 2.17
2046 LHB 10 4.2 3 1 7 1.71
2046 RHB 15 15.2 13 11 17 1.79
2260 AHB 0 0.0 0 0 0 0.00
2260 HHB 0 0.0 0 0 0 0.00
2260 LHB 0 0.0 0 0 0 0.00
2260 RHB 0 0.0 0 0 0 0.00
Total AHB 253 1359.0 1097 508 1314 1.34
Total HHB 247 1363.1 1159 473 1222 1.24
Total LHB 459 682.1 594 218 552 1.13
Total RHB 497 2040.0 1662 763 1984 1.35
Total 500 2722.1 2256 981 2536 1.29
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2046-11-01Cox Ucker has retired from the San Francisco ABE SINASSE WHOLE
2039-09-10Cox Ucker of the San Francisco Ah Soles is injured and is expected to be out 30 days.
2032-04-01The San Francisco Spandau Ballet have promoted Cox Ucker to the major league team. The San Francisco Spandau Ballet have designated Mike Darby for assignment.
2028-04-21The San Francisco Butthole Surfers have renamed Steve Gardner to Cox Ucker.
2025-08-03Trade #1179230 has been completed between the San Francisco Santorums and the Brooklyn Gee Whiz. The Brooklyn Gee Whiz receive Felix Raub, Jack Dade, Draft Pick 2028 Round 2 SF (Rick Smith) from the San Francisco Santorums in exchange for Bob Schumacher, Jack Partenheimer, Thad Pike, Draft Pick 2026 Round 1 BRO (George Lutz), Draft Pick 2028 Round 1 BRO (Cox Ucker).