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Name Team Age
Cox Ucker Retired (2046, Age 36) Died (2082, Age 72)
Drafted Position Bats/Throws
Round 1, Pick 16
(2028)		 SP L/L
League Option Years   Majors Service Time
Ed ONeill League 0 15 years (18 games)
Total Rating   Arm Range
B+ D+ C 
Contact vs R Contact vs L Speed
D- D- D 
Power vs R Power vs L Bunting
D+ D- D 
Endurance Velocity Control
B  A  B 
Leadership   Mentor Value  
C- B-
Health   Injured Days   Birthday
B- 0 2/4/2010
WS Rings WS Appearances LCS Appearances
1 4 8
Alt Pos (---) Alt Pos (---) Alt Pos (---)
F  (0.0 %) F  (0.0 %) F  (0.0 %)

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 Skill grades calculated using approximate current ratings minus past improvements.
Year  Endurance   Velocity   Control 
2028B-B-D+
2029B-B C-
2030B-B+C+
2031B-B+C+
2032B-A-B-
2033B A-B 
2034B A-B 
2035B A+B+
2036B+A+B+
2037B+A+B+
2038B+A+B+
2039B+A+B+
2040B+A+B+
2041B+A+B+
2042B+A+B+
2043B+A+B+
2044B+A+B+
2045B A+B+
2046B A+B+
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2046-11-01Cox Ucker has retired from the San Francisco ABE SINASSE WHOLE
2039-09-10Cox Ucker of the San Francisco Ah Soles is injured and is expected to be out 30 days.
2032-04-01The San Francisco Spandau Ballet have promoted Cox Ucker to the major league team. The San Francisco Spandau Ballet have designated Mike Darby for assignment.
2028-04-21The San Francisco Butthole Surfers have renamed Steve Gardner to Cox Ucker.
2025-08-03Trade #1179230 has been completed between the San Francisco Santorums and the Brooklyn Gee Whiz. The Brooklyn Gee Whiz receive Felix Raub, Jack Dade, Draft Pick 2028 Round 2 SF (Rick Smith) from the San Francisco Santorums in exchange for Bob Schumacher, Jack Partenheimer, Thad Pike, Draft Pick 2026 Round 1 BRO (George Lutz), Draft Pick 2028 Round 1 BRO (Cox Ucker).