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Name Team Age
Smooth Taint Retired (2047, Age 37) Died (2079, Age 69)
Drafted Position Bats/Throws
Round 2, Pick 17
(2028)		 RP R/R
League Option Years   Majors Service Time
Ed ONeill League 0 15 years (10 games)
Total Rating   Arm Range
B  F  D-
Contact vs R Contact vs L Speed
D- F  C+
Power vs R Power vs L Bunting
D- D- D+
Endurance Velocity Control
D+ C  A 
Leadership   Mentor Value  
C- C+
Health   Injured Days   Birthday
C- 0 8/27/2010
WS Rings WS Appearances LCS Appearances
5 7 10
Alt Pos (---) Alt Pos (---) Alt Pos (---)
F  (0.0 %) F  (0.0 %) F  (0.0 %)

Stats  |   Splits  |   Playoffs  |   Energy  |   Improvements  |   Past Skills  |   Awards   |  Batting   |  Fielding   |  Game Log
Year   Series W L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HBP BB SO WHIP ERA
2037 LCS 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 2.0 2 0 0 0 3 2 2.50 0.00
2037 WS 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0.2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.00 0.00
2038 LCS 1 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 5.0 3 0 0 0 1 4 0.80 0.00
2038 WS 0 2 4 0 0 0 1 1 6.1 6 4 4 0 2 5 1.26 5.68
2039 WS 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1.2 4 2 2 0 0 1 2.40 10.80
2040 LCS 0 1 3 0 0 0 0 0 5.0 6 3 2 0 1 0 1.40 3.60
2041 LCS 0 0 3 0 0 0 2 0 4.1 2 0 0 0 1 5 0.69 0.00
2041 WS 1 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 5.0 6 2 2 0 1 6 1.40 3.60
2042 LCS 1 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 2.1 1 0 0 0 1 3 0.86 0.00
2042 WS 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 5.2 7 4 4 0 3 7 1.76 6.35
2043 LCS 0 0 2 0 0 0 1 1 4.0 6 3 3 0 0 5 1.50 6.75
2044 LCS 0 0 2 0 0 0 2 0 2.2 0 0 0 0 0 1 0.00 0.00
2045 LCS 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0.2 4 3 3 0 0 0 6.00 40.50
2046 LCS 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0.2 2 2 2 0 0 1 3.00 27.00
2046 WS 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1.0 2 3 3 0 1 0 3.00 27.00
Total 5 3 29 0 0 0 6 2 47.0 51 26 25 0 14 40 1.38 4.79
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2047-11-01Smooth Taint has retired from the Pittsburgh Beats ^ Guy Every NLCS
2047-09-10The Pittsburgh Beats ^ Guy Every NLCS have promoted Benny Drabowsky to the major league team. The Pittsburgh Beats ^ Guy Every NLCS have promoted Connie Gillenwater to the major league team. The Pittsburgh Beats ^ Guy Every NLCS have designated Piggy Cashion for assignment. The Pittsburgh Beats ^ Guy Every NLCS have designated Smooth Taint for assignment.
2047-04-02The Pittsburgh Beats ^ Guy Every NLCS have placed Smooth Taint on the trade block.
2046-03-25Trade #1289923 has been completed between the Pittsburgh Peggys Daddy and the Baltimore Bridge Years. The Baltimore Bridge Years receive Fastball Forwhat, Draft Pick 2046 Round 2 PIT (Billy Carrara), Draft Pick 2046 Round 2 BRO (Dave Schreckengost) from the Pittsburgh Peggys Daddy in exchange for O"Shea Jackson Jr., Smooth Taint.
2039-04-10Smooth Taint of the Baltimore Bridge Years is injured and is expected to be out 29 days.
2038-06-03Smooth Taint of the Baltimore Bridge Years is injured and is expected to be out 20 days.
2033-04-01The Baltimore Bridge Years have renamed Rick Smith to Smooth Taint.
2033-04-01The Baltimore Bridge Years have promoted Rick Smith to the major league team.
2028-04-02The Baltimore Bridge Years have promoted Jeff Rodriguez to the major league team. The Baltimore Bridge Years have sent Rick Smith to the minors.
2028-04-01The Baltimore Bridge Years have auto-promoted Rick Smith to the major leagues.
2026-04-01Trade #1181811 has been completed between the Brooklyn Gee Whiz and the Baltimore Bridge Years. The Baltimore Bridge Years receive Draft Pick 2028 Round 2 SF (Rick Smith), Draft Pick 2029 Round 1 BRO (Howard Walker) from the Brooklyn Gee Whiz in exchange for Mike Montague.
2025-08-03Trade #1179230 has been completed between the San Francisco Santorums and the Brooklyn Gee Whiz. The Brooklyn Gee Whiz receive Felix Raub, Jack Dade, Draft Pick 2028 Round 2 SF (Rick Smith) from the San Francisco Santorums in exchange for Bob Schumacher, Jack Partenheimer, Thad Pike, Draft Pick 2026 Round 1 BRO (George Lutz), Draft Pick 2028 Round 1 BRO (Cox Ucker).