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Name Team Age
Smooth Taint Retired (2047, Age 37) Died (2079, Age 69)
Drafted Position Bats/Throws
Round 2, Pick 17
(2028)		 RP R/R
League Option Years   Majors Service Time
Ed ONeill League 0 15 years (10 games)
Total Rating   Arm Range
B  F  D-
Contact vs R Contact vs L Speed
D- F  C+
Power vs R Power vs L Bunting
D- D- D+
Endurance Velocity Control
D+ C  A 
Leadership   Mentor Value  
C- C+
Health   Injured Days   Birthday
C- 0 8/27/2010
WS Rings WS Appearances LCS Appearances
5 7 10
Alt Pos (---) Alt Pos (---) Alt Pos (---)
F  (0.0 %) F  (0.0 %) F  (0.0 %)

Stats  |   Splits  |   Playoffs  |   Energy  |   Improvements  |   Past Skills  |   Awards   |  Batting   |  Fielding   |  Game Log
Year Type   Chances    Endurance   Velocity   Control   Total 
2028 Minors 58.00 1 / 3 7 / 30 11 / 25 19 / 58
2029 Minors 69.00 3 / 4 7 / 26 7 / 39 17 / 69
2030 Minors 58.00 3 / 8 3 / 25 2 / 25 8 / 58
2031 Minors 67.00 4 / 12 6 / 29 6 / 26 16 / 67
2032 Minors 65.00 2 / 5 2 / 32 3 / 28 7 / 65
2033 Majors 54.02 7 / 16 4 / 21 4 / 17 15 / 54
2034 Majors 55.21 5 / 13 4 / 20 1 / 22 10 / 55
2035 Majors 49.66 2 / 9 3 / 17 0 / 23 5 / 49
2036 Majors 51.43 5 / 11 0 / 17 2 / 23 7 / 51
2037 Majors 44.37 2 / 12 0 / 10 0 / 22 2 / 44
2038 Majors 38.90 0 / 5 0 / 17 0 / 16 0 / 38
2039 Majors 37.33 0 / 7 0 / 10 0 / 20 0 / 37
2040 Majors 43.11 0 / 7 0 / 22 0 / 14 0 / 43
2041 Majors 47.56 1 / 13 0 / 16 0 / 18 1 / 47
2042 Majors 41.59 0 / 8 2 / 11 0 / 22 2 / 41
2043 Majors 46.92 0 / 8 0 / 23 0 / 15 0 / 46
2044 Majors 45.12 -3 / 10 -6 / 19 -4 / 16 -13 / 45
2045 Majors 39.88 -4 / 7 -3 / 13 -2 / 19 -9 / 39
2046 Majors 36.83 -3 / 6 -5 / 13 -2 / 17 -10 / 36
2047 Minors 1.00 0 / 0 0 / 1 0 / 0 0 / 1
2047 Majors 38.34 -3 / 3 -1 / 19 -5 / 16 -9 / 38
Total 22 / 167 23 / 391 23 / 423 68 / 981
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2047-11-01Smooth Taint has retired from the Pittsburgh Beats ^ Guy Every NLCS
2047-09-10The Pittsburgh Beats ^ Guy Every NLCS have promoted Benny Drabowsky to the major league team. The Pittsburgh Beats ^ Guy Every NLCS have promoted Connie Gillenwater to the major league team. The Pittsburgh Beats ^ Guy Every NLCS have designated Piggy Cashion for assignment. The Pittsburgh Beats ^ Guy Every NLCS have designated Smooth Taint for assignment.
2047-04-02The Pittsburgh Beats ^ Guy Every NLCS have placed Smooth Taint on the trade block.
2046-03-25Trade #1289923 has been completed between the Pittsburgh Peggys Daddy and the Baltimore Bridge Years. The Baltimore Bridge Years receive Fastball Forwhat, Draft Pick 2046 Round 2 PIT (Billy Carrara), Draft Pick 2046 Round 2 BRO (Dave Schreckengost) from the Pittsburgh Peggys Daddy in exchange for O"Shea Jackson Jr., Smooth Taint.
2039-04-10Smooth Taint of the Baltimore Bridge Years is injured and is expected to be out 29 days.
2038-06-03Smooth Taint of the Baltimore Bridge Years is injured and is expected to be out 20 days.
2033-04-01The Baltimore Bridge Years have renamed Rick Smith to Smooth Taint.
2033-04-01The Baltimore Bridge Years have promoted Rick Smith to the major league team.
2028-04-02The Baltimore Bridge Years have promoted Jeff Rodriguez to the major league team. The Baltimore Bridge Years have sent Rick Smith to the minors.
2028-04-01The Baltimore Bridge Years have auto-promoted Rick Smith to the major leagues.
2026-04-01Trade #1181811 has been completed between the Brooklyn Gee Whiz and the Baltimore Bridge Years. The Baltimore Bridge Years receive Draft Pick 2028 Round 2 SF (Rick Smith), Draft Pick 2029 Round 1 BRO (Howard Walker) from the Brooklyn Gee Whiz in exchange for Mike Montague.
2025-08-03Trade #1179230 has been completed between the San Francisco Santorums and the Brooklyn Gee Whiz. The Brooklyn Gee Whiz receive Felix Raub, Jack Dade, Draft Pick 2028 Round 2 SF (Rick Smith) from the San Francisco Santorums in exchange for Bob Schumacher, Jack Partenheimer, Thad Pike, Draft Pick 2026 Round 1 BRO (George Lutz), Draft Pick 2028 Round 1 BRO (Cox Ucker).