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| Name | Team | Age |
| Smooth Taint | Retired (2047, Age 37) | Died (2079, Age 69) |
| Drafted | Position | Bats/Throws |
| Round 2, Pick 17 (2028) |
RP | R/R |
| League | Option Years
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Majors Service Time |
| Ed ONeill League | 0 | 15 years (10 games) |
| Total Rating
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Arm | Range |
| Contact vs R | Contact vs L | Speed |
| Power vs R | Power vs L | Bunting |
| Endurance | Velocity | Control |
| Leadership
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Mentor Value
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| Health
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Injured Days
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Birthday |
| 0 | 8/27/2010 | |
| WS Rings | WS Appearances | LCS Appearances |
| 5 | 7 | 10 |
| Alt Pos (---) | Alt Pos (---) | Alt Pos (---) |
| (0.0 %) | (0.0 %) | (0.0 %) |
Stats | Splits | Playoffs | Energy | Improvements | Past Skills | Awards | Batting | Fielding | Game Log
| Year | League | Award |
| 2036 | AL | All Star Reserve (RP) |
| 2038 | AL | All Star Reserve (RP) |
| 2044 | AL | All Star Reserve (RP) |
| Date | Transaction |
| 2047-11-01 | Smooth Taint has retired from the Pittsburgh Beats ^ Guy Every NLCS |
| 2047-09-10 | The Pittsburgh Beats ^ Guy Every NLCS have promoted Benny Drabowsky to the major league team. The Pittsburgh Beats ^ Guy Every NLCS have promoted Connie Gillenwater to the major league team. The Pittsburgh Beats ^ Guy Every NLCS have designated Piggy Cashion for assignment. The Pittsburgh Beats ^ Guy Every NLCS have designated Smooth Taint for assignment. |
| 2047-04-02 | The Pittsburgh Beats ^ Guy Every NLCS have placed Smooth Taint on the trade block. |
| 2046-03-25 | Trade #1289923 has been completed between the Pittsburgh Peggys Daddy and the Baltimore Bridge Years. The Baltimore Bridge Years receive Fastball Forwhat, Draft Pick 2046 Round 2 PIT (Billy Carrara), Draft Pick 2046 Round 2 BRO (Dave Schreckengost) from the Pittsburgh Peggys Daddy in exchange for O"Shea Jackson Jr., Smooth Taint. |
| 2039-04-10 | Smooth Taint of the Baltimore Bridge Years is injured and is expected to be out 29 days. |
| 2038-06-03 | Smooth Taint of the Baltimore Bridge Years is injured and is expected to be out 20 days. |
| 2033-04-01 | The Baltimore Bridge Years have renamed Rick Smith to Smooth Taint. |
| 2033-04-01 | The Baltimore Bridge Years have promoted Rick Smith to the major league team. |
| 2028-04-02 | The Baltimore Bridge Years have promoted Jeff Rodriguez to the major league team. The Baltimore Bridge Years have sent Rick Smith to the minors. |
| 2028-04-01 | The Baltimore Bridge Years have auto-promoted Rick Smith to the major leagues. |
| 2026-04-01 | Trade #1181811 has been completed between the Brooklyn Gee Whiz and the Baltimore Bridge Years. The Baltimore Bridge Years receive Draft Pick 2028 Round 2 SF (Rick Smith), Draft Pick 2029 Round 1 BRO (Howard Walker) from the Brooklyn Gee Whiz in exchange for Mike Montague. |
| 2025-08-03 | Trade #1179230 has been completed between the San Francisco Santorums and the Brooklyn Gee Whiz. The Brooklyn Gee Whiz receive Felix Raub, Jack Dade, Draft Pick 2028 Round 2 SF (Rick Smith) from the San Francisco Santorums in exchange for Bob Schumacher, Jack Partenheimer, Thad Pike, Draft Pick 2026 Round 1 BRO (George Lutz), Draft Pick 2028 Round 1 BRO (Cox Ucker). |