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| Name | Team | Age |
| Joe Crimian | Retired (2029, Age 37) | Died (2061, Age 69) |
| Drafted | Position | Bats/Throws |
| Round 1, Pick 2 (2012) |
SP | L/R |
| League | Option Years
|
Majors Service Time |
| Jim Edmonds League | 0 | 14 years (21 games) |
| Total Rating
|
Arm | Range |
| Contact vs R | Contact vs L | Speed |
| Power vs R | Power vs L | Bunting |
| Endurance | Velocity | Control |
| Leadership
|
Mentor Value
|
|
| Health
|
Injured Days
|
Birthday |
| 0 | 2/17/1992 | |
| WS Rings | WS Appearances | LCS Appearances |
| 0 | 2 | 5 |
| Alt Pos (---) | Alt Pos (---) | Alt Pos (---) |
| (0.0 %) | (0.0 %) | (0.0 %) |
Stats | Splits | Playoffs | Energy | Improvements | Past Skills | Awards | Batting | Fielding | Game Log
| Year | Type
|
Chances
|
Endurance | Velocity | Control | Total |
| 2012 | Minors | 61.00 | 0 / 7 | 6 / 25 | 8 / 29 | 14 / 61 |
| 2013 | Minors | 70.00 | 0 / 4 | 5 / 41 | 2 / 25 | 7 / 70 |
| 2014 | Minors | 23.00 | 0 / 2 | 4 / 11 | 2 / 10 | 6 / 23 |
| 2014 | Majors | 28.00 | 0 / 1 | 1 / 12 | 0 / 15 | 1 / 28 |
| 2015 | Majors | 52.12 | 0 / 12 | 1 / 17 | 3 / 23 | 4 / 52 |
| 2016 | Majors | 44.18 | 1 / 11 | 0 / 15 | 3 / 18 | 4 / 44 |
| 2017 | Minors | 16.00 | 0 / 0 | 0 / 6 | 2 / 10 | 2 / 16 |
| 2017 | Majors | 45.51 | 0 / 12 | 0 / 14 | 0 / 19 | 0 / 45 |
| 2018 | Majors | 44.94 | 1 / 8 | 1 / 16 | 2 / 20 | 4 / 44 |
| 2019 | Majors | 49.63 | 0 / 13 | 0 / 18 | 3 / 18 | 3 / 49 |
| 2020 | Majors | 54.33 | 0 / 11 | 0 / 20 | 0 / 23 | 0 / 54 |
| 2021 | Majors | 49.73 | 0 / 13 | 1 / 22 | 0 / 14 | 1 / 49 |
| 2022 | Majors | 54.94 | 0 / 11 | 0 / 23 | 0 / 20 | 0 / 54 |
| 2023 | Majors | 54.73 | 0 / 14 | 0 / 21 | 0 / 19 | 0 / 54 |
| 2024 | Majors | 52.61 | 0 / 12 | 1 / 23 | 0 / 17 | 1 / 52 |
| 2025 | Majors | 52.29 | 0 / 14 | 0 / 12 | 0 / 26 | 0 / 52 |
| 2026 | Majors | 53.58 | -3 / 15 | -10 / 21 | -3 / 17 | -16 / 53 |
| 2027 | Majors | 44.80 | 0 / 9 | -4 / 20 | -2 / 15 | -6 / 44 |
| 2028 | Majors | 51.68 | -3 / 12 | -10 / 22 | -2 / 17 | -15 / 51 |
| 2029 | Minors | 4.00 | 0 / 1 | 0 / 1 | 0 / 2 | 0 / 4 |
| 2029 | Majors | 24.00 | 0 / 0 | 0 / 6 | 2 / 18 | 2 / 24 |
| Total | -4 / 182 | -4 / 366 | 20 / 375 | 12 / 923 |
| Date | Transaction |
| 2029-11-01 | Joe Crimian has retired from the Free Agency Pool |
| 2029-04-18 | The Cleveland Bounders have waived Joe Crimian. |
| 2029-04-01 | The Cleveland Bounders have promoted Tucker Long to the major league team. The Cleveland Bounders have promoted Tsuneo Igarashi to the major league team. The Cleveland Bounders have promoted Luis Legett to the major league team. The Cleveland Bounders have designated Joe Crimian for assignment. The Cleveland Bounders have designated Jack Rollins for assignment. The Cleveland Bounders have sent Merlin Abrams to the minors. The Cleveland Bounders have designated Todd Sierra for assignment. The Cleveland Bounders have designated Mitch Bush for assignment. |
| 2028-04-28 | Joe Crimian of the Cleveland Bounders is injured and is expected to be out 14 days. |
| 2027-07-14 | Trade #1267772 has been completed between the San Francisco Crabs and the Cleveland Bounders. The Cleveland Bounders receive Joe Crimian from the San Francisco Crabs in exchange for Greg Connolly. |
| 2027-06-09 | Joe Crimian of the San Francisco Crabs is injured and is expected to be out 24 days. |
| 2024-05-30 | Joe Crimian of the San Francisco Crabs is injured and is expected to be out 15 days. |
| 2022-03-25 | The San Francisco Crabs have renamed Joe"Simian" Crimian to Joe Crimian. |
| 2021-09-20 | Trade #1238009 has been completed between the San Francisco Crabs and the Arizona Wild Rustlers. The Arizona Wild Rustlers receive Walt Hughes, Marty Funkhouser, Draft Pick 2022 Round 2 SF (Gus Larkin), Draft Pick 2022 Round 1 SF (Mike Osinski) from the San Francisco Crabs in exchange for Joe"Simian" Crimian, Ed Fitzke, Howie Smith, Johnny Scoggins. |
| 2021-09-09 | Joe Simian Crimian of the Arizona Wild Rustlers is injured and is expected to be out 24 days. |
| 2020-08-14 | The Arizona Wild Rustlers have removed Joe"Simian" Crimian from the trade block. |
| 2020-05-20 | The Arizona Wild Rustlers have placed Joe"Simian" Crimian on the trade block. |
| 2018-05-24 | Joe Simian Crimian of the Arizona Wild Rustlers is injured and is expected to be out 38 days. |
| 2018-04-19 | The Arizona Wild Rustlers have renamed Joe Crimian to Joe"Simian" Crimian. |
| 2018-04-01 | The Arizona Wild Rustlers have promoted Joe Crimian to the major league team. |
| 2017-09-02 | The Milwaukee Braves have sent Joe Crimian to the minors. |
| 2016-07-30 | Joe Crimian of the Milwaukee Braves is injured and is expected to be out 41 days. |
| 2014-07-02 | The Milwaukee Braves have promoted Joe Crimian to the major league team. The Milwaukee Braves have sent Doggie Lindstrom to the minors. |