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Name Team Age
Denis Brainstemmer Retired (2029, Age 39) Died (2075, Age 85)
Drafted Position Bats/Throws
Round 2, Pick 28
(2010)		 2B R/R
League Option Years   Majors Service Time
Fred Lynn League 0 16 years (45 games)
Total Rating   Arm Range
B  B- B-
Contact vs R Contact vs L Speed
B  B+ B+
Power vs R Power vs L Bunting
B  C+ B 
Endurance Velocity Control
B- D  F 
Leadership   Mentor vs RHP   Mentor vs LHP  
B  A+ A+
Health   Injured Days   Birthday
B- 0 9/9/1990
WS Rings WS Appearances LCS Appearances
0 3 4
Alt Pos (SS) Alt Pos (---) Alt Pos (---)
F  (0.3 %) F  (0.0 %) F  (0.0 %)

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Year Vs G AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO OPS OBP SLG AVG
2012 AHP 11 39 10 2 0 0 7 2 10 .593 .286 .308 .256
2012 HHP 14 53 14 4 1 1 4 5 14 .773 .339 .434 .264
2012 LHP 9 22 7 2 0 0 3 0 3 .727 .318 .409 .318
2012 RHP 21 70 17 4 1 1 8 7 21 .688 .316 .371 .243
2013 AHP 45 166 43 6 1 4 23 10 32 .683 .303 .380 .259
2013 HHP 49 194 51 7 0 4 27 12 41 .665 .304 .361 .263
2013 LHP 37 82 22 2 0 2 12 6 19 .680 .315 .366 .268
2013 RHP 84 278 72 11 1 6 38 16 54 .671 .301 .371 .259
2014 AHP 73 301 75 5 2 8 30 23 61 .665 .306 .359 .249
2014 HHP 75 298 69 8 4 9 43 32 83 .684 .308 .376 .232
2014 LHP 64 134 32 2 1 3 17 18 23 .665 .329 .336 .239
2014 RHP 133 465 112 11 5 14 56 37 121 .677 .300 .376 .241
2015 AHP 73 302 80 10 3 7 30 24 64 .708 .320 .387 .265
2015 HHP 75 298 76 14 4 6 33 24 55 .704 .315 .389 .255
2015 LHP 75 165 38 6 2 4 15 17 41 .672 .308 .364 .230
2015 RHP 130 435 118 18 5 9 48 31 78 .719 .321 .398 .271
2016 AHP 71 201 70 14 4 5 28 22 33 .941 .409 .532 .348
2016 HHP 71 210 58 5 1 6 29 19 47 .734 .339 .395 .276
2016 LHP 53 152 51 7 1 2 15 13 24 .826 .392 .434 .336
2016 RHP 119 259 77 12 4 9 42 28 56 .842 .363 .479 .297
2017 AHP 71 151 45 12 0 3 23 8 38 .768 .331 .437 .298
2017 HHP 69 169 35 3 3 4 20 15 34 .607 .276 .331 .207
2017 LHP 53 87 18 2 1 1 8 13 24 .597 .310 .287 .207
2017 RHP 108 233 62 13 2 6 35 10 48 .715 .298 .416 .266
2018 AHP 73 291 96 11 4 6 39 37 59 .863 .406 .457 .330
2018 HHP 75 302 94 19 4 7 40 24 61 .834 .364 .470 .311
2018 LHP 72 166 51 10 2 3 20 21 38 .829 .383 .446 .307
2018 RHP 129 427 139 20 6 10 59 40 82 .856 .386 .471 .326
2019 AHP 73 293 88 13 0 10 39 26 58 .803 .356 .447 .300
2019 HHP 75 294 82 12 3 9 41 24 61 .765 .333 .432 .279
2019 LHP 70 158 47 7 0 5 23 9 32 .770 .333 .437 .297
2019 RHP 128 429 123 18 3 14 57 41 87 .789 .349 .441 .287
2020 AHP 76 321 93 16 4 10 34 31 70 .809 .351 .458 .290
2020 HHP 72 293 92 20 4 7 34 26 49 .855 .374 .481 .314
2020 LHP 71 188 56 9 2 8 24 14 35 .841 .347 .495 .298
2020 RHP 127 426 129 27 6 9 44 43 84 .826 .369 .458 .303
2021 AHP 74 313 82 13 4 6 27 25 76 .706 .320 .387 .262
2021 HHP 74 316 92 13 5 8 50 23 56 .782 .342 .440 .291
2021 LHP 58 140 39 5 3 2 14 9 21 .722 .322 .400 .279
2021 RHP 138 489 135 21 6 12 63 39 111 .751 .333 .417 .276
2022 AHP 73 280 88 10 2 12 62 31 47 .873 .380 .493 .314
2022 HHP 75 281 85 14 5 9 43 22 55 .837 .353 .484 .302
2022 LHP 68 143 35 6 1 4 17 12 24 .686 .301 .385 .245
2022 RHP 130 418 138 18 6 17 88 41 78 .913 .389 .524 .330
2023 AHP 73 295 86 21 2 9 55 29 48 .824 .356 .468 .292
2023 HHP 75 273 94 18 1 7 53 26 41 .899 .405 .495 .344
2023 LHP 61 138 48 8 2 4 31 6 23 .898 .377 .522 .348
2023 RHP 137 430 132 31 1 12 77 49 66 .848 .380 .467 .307
2024 AHP 76 321 107 16 3 12 41 41 55 .928 .414 .514 .333
2024 HHP 72 283 91 18 2 7 28 32 52 .865 .391 .473 .322
2024 LHP 71 150 50 4 1 3 20 17 28 .838 .405 .433 .333
2024 RHP 135 454 148 30 4 16 49 56 79 .918 .403 .515 .326
2025 AHP 73 290 81 11 4 7 26 26 60 .757 .340 .417 .279
2025 HHP 73 259 66 11 5 9 32 33 52 .780 .340 .440 .255
2025 LHP 62 129 33 2 2 5 16 17 21 .766 .347 .419 .256
2025 RHP 141 420 114 20 7 11 42 42 91 .769 .338 .431 .271
2026 AHP 73 297 85 12 3 5 32 26 56 .743 .346 .397 .286
2026 HHP 73 283 70 13 5 8 42 20 58 .709 .295 .413 .247
2026 LHP 61 144 31 7 3 3 13 13 31 .647 .278 .368 .215
2026 RHP 131 436 124 18 5 10 61 33 83 .753 .335 .417 .284
2027 AHP 72 280 80 16 3 5 36 33 56 .779 .361 .418 .286
2027 HHP 73 268 64 9 0 4 30 27 60 .627 .310 .317 .239
2027 LHP 73 169 49 10 1 4 26 23 29 .807 .375 .432 .290
2027 RHP 128 379 95 15 2 5 40 37 87 .659 .318 .340 .251
2028 AHP 40 152 38 4 2 5 23 15 29 .719 .317 .401 .250
2028 HHP 48 182 50 5 0 4 15 20 35 .715 .347 .368 .275
2028 LHP 58 172 52 7 1 5 19 20 26 .817 .375 .442 .302
2028 RHP 69 162 36 2 1 4 19 15 38 .609 .288 .321 .222
Total AHP 1120 4293 1247 192 41 114 555 409 852 .787 .353 .434 .290
Total HHP 1138 4256 1183 193 47 109 564 384 854 .762 .339 .422 .278
Total LHP 1016 2339 659 96 23 58 293 228 442 .763 .346 .417 .282
Total RHP 1988 6210 1771 289 65 165 826 565 1264 .779 .346 .432 .285
Total 2258 8549 2430 385 88 223 1119 793 1706 .774 .346 .428 .284
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2029-11-01Denis Brainstemmer has retired from the Detroit Dead Things
2029-09-20The Detroit Dead Things have promoted Denis Brainstemmer to the major league team.
2029-09-20The Detroit Dead Things have acquired Denis Brainstemmer from the waiver wire.
2029-07-05The Minnesota Gray Squirrels have waived Denis Brainstemmer.
2029-04-02The Minnesota Gray Squirrels have promoted Palestro Plymouth to the major league team. The Minnesota Gray Squirrels have promoted Yuichiro Ijuin to the major league team. The Minnesota Gray Squirrels have promoted Teruo Kondo to the major league team. The Minnesota Gray Squirrels have designated Tom Flipperwaffer for assignment. The Minnesota Gray Squirrels have designated Denis Brainstemmer for assignment. The Minnesota Gray Squirrels have designated Mike Costello for assignment.
2016-03-07The Detroit Light Speed Gents have renamed Denis Menke to Denis Brainstemmer.
2014-03-03The Detroit Drive have renamed Dave Bancroft to Denis Menke.
2013-06-18The Detroit Drive have promoted Dave Bancroft to the major league team. The Detroit Drive have waived Red McCreery.
2013-05-12The Detroit Drive have sent Dave Bancroft down to the minors.
2013-04-06The Detroit Drive have promoted Dave Bancroft to the major league team.
2013-04-04The Detroit Drive have sent Dave Bancroft to the minors.
2013-03-07The Detroit Drive have renamed Cal Ripken Jr. to Dave Bancroft.
2013-03-03The Detroit Drive have promoted Cal Ripken Jr. to the major league team. The Detroit Drive have designated John Castino for assignment.
2012-10-03The Detroit Drive have sent Cal Ripken Jr. to the minors.
2012-09-02The Detroit Drive have promoted Art Black to the major league team. The Detroit Drive have promoted Cal Ripken Jr. to the major league team.
2010-04-01The Detroit Drive have renamed Cal Ripken to Cal Ripken Jr..
2010-04-01The Detroit Drive have renamed Ray Stone to Cal Ripken.
2008-10-13Trade #1167485 has been completed between the Baltimore Buzzards and the Detroit Drive. The Detroit Drive receive Hank Gorman, Draft Pick 2009 Round 3 BAL (Von Hayes), Draft Pick 2010 Round 2 BAL (Cal Ripken Jr.) from the Baltimore Buzzards in exchange for Draft Pick 2010 Round 2 DET (Derek Barton).