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| Name | Team | Age |
| Denis Brainstemmer | Retired (2029, Age 39) | Died (2075, Age 85) |
| Drafted | Position | Bats/Throws |
| Round 2, Pick 28 (2010) |
2B | R/R |
| League | Option Years
|
Majors Service Time |
| Fred Lynn League | 0 | 16 years (45 games) |
| Total Rating
|
Arm | Range |
| Contact vs R | Contact vs L | Speed |
| Power vs R | Power vs L | Bunting |
| Endurance | Velocity | Control |
| Leadership
|
Mentor vs RHP
|
Mentor vs LHP
|
| Health
|
Injured Days
|
Birthday |
| 0 | 9/9/1990 | |
| WS Rings | WS Appearances | LCS Appearances |
| 0 | 3 | 4 |
| Alt Pos (SS) | Alt Pos (---) | Alt Pos (---) |
| (0.3 %) | (0.0 %) | (0.0 %) |
Stats | Splits | Playoffs | Positions | Improvements | Past Skills | Awards | Fielding | Game Log
| Year | League | Award |
| 2018 | AL | All Star Starter (SS) |
| 2020 | AL | All Star Reserve (2B) |
| 2022 | AL | All Star Reserve (2B); Gold Glove (2B) |
| 2023 | AL | All Star Reserve (2B) |
| Date | Transaction |
| 2029-11-01 | Denis Brainstemmer has retired from the Detroit Dead Things |
| 2029-09-20 | The Detroit Dead Things have promoted Denis Brainstemmer to the major league team. |
| 2029-09-20 | The Detroit Dead Things have acquired Denis Brainstemmer from the waiver wire. |
| 2029-07-05 | The Minnesota Gray Squirrels have waived Denis Brainstemmer. |
| 2029-04-02 | The Minnesota Gray Squirrels have promoted Palestro Plymouth to the major league team. The Minnesota Gray Squirrels have promoted Yuichiro Ijuin to the major league team. The Minnesota Gray Squirrels have promoted Teruo Kondo to the major league team. The Minnesota Gray Squirrels have designated Tom Flipperwaffer for assignment. The Minnesota Gray Squirrels have designated Denis Brainstemmer for assignment. The Minnesota Gray Squirrels have designated Mike Costello for assignment. |
| 2016-03-07 | The Detroit Light Speed Gents have renamed Denis Menke to Denis Brainstemmer. |
| 2014-03-03 | The Detroit Drive have renamed Dave Bancroft to Denis Menke. |
| 2013-06-18 | The Detroit Drive have promoted Dave Bancroft to the major league team. The Detroit Drive have waived Red McCreery. |
| 2013-05-12 | The Detroit Drive have sent Dave Bancroft down to the minors. |
| 2013-04-06 | The Detroit Drive have promoted Dave Bancroft to the major league team. |
| 2013-04-04 | The Detroit Drive have sent Dave Bancroft to the minors. |
| 2013-03-07 | The Detroit Drive have renamed Cal Ripken Jr. to Dave Bancroft. |
| 2013-03-03 | The Detroit Drive have promoted Cal Ripken Jr. to the major league team. The Detroit Drive have designated John Castino for assignment. |
| 2012-10-03 | The Detroit Drive have sent Cal Ripken Jr. to the minors. |
| 2012-09-02 | The Detroit Drive have promoted Art Black to the major league team. The Detroit Drive have promoted Cal Ripken Jr. to the major league team. |
| 2010-04-01 | The Detroit Drive have renamed Cal Ripken to Cal Ripken Jr.. |
| 2010-04-01 | The Detroit Drive have renamed Ray Stone to Cal Ripken. |
| 2008-10-13 | Trade #1167485 has been completed between the Baltimore Buzzards and the Detroit Drive. The Detroit Drive receive Hank Gorman, Draft Pick 2009 Round 3 BAL (Von Hayes), Draft Pick 2010 Round 2 BAL (Cal Ripken Jr.) from the Baltimore Buzzards in exchange for Draft Pick 2010 Round 2 DET (Derek Barton). |