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| Name | Team | Age |
| Jumpy ButtIicker | Retired (2040, Age 35) | Died (2089, Age 84) |
| Drafted | Position | Bats/Throws |
| Round 2, Pick 26 (2026) |
2B | R/R |
| League | Option Years
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Majors Service Time |
| Ed ONeill League | 0 | 8 years (95 games) |
| Total Rating
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Arm | Range |
| Contact vs R | Contact vs L | Speed |
| Power vs R | Power vs L | Bunting |
| Endurance | Velocity | Control |
| Leadership
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Mentor vs RHP
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Mentor vs LHP
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| Health
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Injured Days
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Birthday |
| 0 | 4/5/2005 | |
| WS Rings | WS Appearances | LCS Appearances |
| 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Alt Pos (3B) | Alt Pos (1B) | Alt Pos (---) |
| (19.5 %) | (8.7 %) | (0.0 %) |
Stats | Splits | Playoffs | Positions | Improvements | Past Skills | Awards | Fielding | Game Log
| Year | Vs | G | AB | H | 2B | 3B | HR | RBI | BB | SO | OPS | OBP | SLG | AVG |
| 2028 | AHP | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | .000 | .000 | .000 | .000 |
| 2028 | HHP | 2 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | .650 | .400 | .250 | .250 |
| 2028 | LHP | 2 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1.000 | .500 | .500 | .500 |
| 2028 | RHP | 2 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | .200 | .200 | .000 | .000 |
| 2032 | AHP | 57 | 173 | 42 | 6 | 0 | 4 | 18 | 15 | 32 | .650 | .303 | .347 | .243 |
| 2032 | HHP | 57 | 161 | 39 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 23 | 23 | 32 | .675 | .333 | .342 | .242 |
| 2032 | LHP | 57 | 107 | 29 | 6 | 0 | 3 | 18 | 14 | 19 | .767 | .355 | .411 | .271 |
| 2032 | RHP | 87 | 227 | 52 | 5 | 1 | 4 | 23 | 24 | 45 | .613 | .300 | .313 | .229 |
| 2033 | AHP | 47 | 138 | 44 | 10 | 0 | 4 | 28 | 13 | 24 | .851 | .373 | .478 | .319 |
| 2033 | HHP | 53 | 118 | 30 | 6 | 1 | 2 | 14 | 18 | 20 | .733 | .360 | .373 | .254 |
| 2033 | LHP | 70 | 108 | 37 | 6 | 1 | 3 | 16 | 13 | 14 | .919 | .419 | .500 | .343 |
| 2033 | RHP | 55 | 148 | 37 | 10 | 0 | 3 | 26 | 18 | 30 | .706 | .327 | .378 | .250 |
| 2034 | AHP | 30 | 56 | 17 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 9 | 9 | 7 | .909 | .409 | .500 | .304 |
| 2034 | HHP | 33 | 57 | 9 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 3 | 9 | .463 | .200 | .263 | .158 |
| 2034 | LHP | 47 | 56 | 12 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 6 | 4 | .641 | .302 | .339 | .214 |
| 2034 | RHP | 24 | 57 | 14 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 9 | 6 | 12 | .739 | .317 | .421 | .246 |
| 2035 | AHP | 28 | 51 | 13 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 5 | 6 | 10 | .745 | .333 | .412 | .255 |
| 2035 | HHP | 29 | 42 | 9 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 9 | 6 | 8 | .789 | .312 | .476 | .214 |
| 2035 | LHP | 33 | 35 | 9 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 6 | 7 | 7 | .867 | .381 | .486 | .257 |
| 2035 | RHP | 31 | 58 | 13 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 8 | 5 | 11 | .700 | .286 | .414 | .224 |
| 2036 | AHP | 27 | 78 | 24 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 13 | 6 | 15 | .780 | .357 | .423 | .308 |
| 2036 | HHP | 28 | 58 | 17 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 6 | 12 | 6 | .863 | .414 | .448 | .293 |
| 2036 | LHP | 33 | 43 | 17 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 10 | 5 | 5 | 1.086 | .458 | .628 | .395 |
| 2036 | RHP | 31 | 93 | 24 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 9 | 13 | 16 | .693 | .349 | .344 | .258 |
| 2037 | AHP | 24 | 50 | 9 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 7 | 1 | 11 | .536 | .196 | .340 | .180 |
| 2037 | HHP | 36 | 74 | 21 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 9 | 7 | 9 | .720 | .341 | .378 | .284 |
| 2037 | LHP | 42 | 62 | 12 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 3 | 14 | .534 | .227 | .306 | .194 |
| 2037 | RHP | 31 | 62 | 18 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 12 | 5 | 6 | .763 | .343 | .419 | .290 |
| 2038 | AHP | 39 | 70 | 13 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 9 | 16 | .578 | .278 | .300 | .186 |
| 2038 | HHP | 36 | 38 | 8 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 5 | 11 | .565 | .302 | .263 | .211 |
| 2038 | LHP | 48 | 53 | 13 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 6 | 10 | .662 | .322 | .340 | .245 |
| 2038 | RHP | 33 | 55 | 8 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 8 | 17 | .490 | .254 | .236 | .145 |
| 2039 | AHP | 30 | 31 | 13 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 6 | 9 | 2 | 1.292 | .550 | .742 | .419 |
| 2039 | HHP | 27 | 30 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 1 | .671 | .371 | .300 | .267 |
| 2039 | LHP | 46 | 50 | 18 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 5 | 12 | 1 | 1.004 | .484 | .520 | .360 |
| 2039 | RHP | 12 | 11 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | .930 | .385 | .545 | .273 |
| 2040 | AHP | 8 | 20 | 8 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 1.050 | .400 | .650 | .400 |
| 2040 | HHP | 5 | 8 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 1 | .944 | .444 | .500 | .375 |
| 2040 | LHP | 5 | 11 | 6 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 1.220 | .583 | .636 | .545 |
| 2040 | RHP | 9 | 17 | 5 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 2 | .882 | .294 | .588 | .294 |
| Total | AHP | 291 | 669 | 183 | 34 | 1 | 21 | 95 | 68 | 121 | .762 | .341 | .422 | .274 |
| Total | HHP | 306 | 590 | 145 | 27 | 2 | 12 | 71 | 81 | 97 | .696 | .337 | .359 | .246 |
| Total | LHP | 383 | 527 | 154 | 31 | 1 | 15 | 71 | 67 | 76 | .814 | .374 | .440 | .292 |
| Total | RHP | 315 | 732 | 174 | 30 | 2 | 18 | 95 | 82 | 142 | .671 | .313 | .358 | .238 |
| Total | 597 | 1259 | 328 | 61 | 3 | 33 | 166 | 149 | 218 | .731 | .339 | .392 | .261 |
| Date | Transaction |
| 2040-11-01 | Jumpy ButtIicker has retired from the Montreal Poutine saucisses |
| 2040-07-18 | The Montreal Poutine saucisses have designated Jumpy ButtIicker for assignment. |
| 2037-04-21 | Trade #1243578 has been completed between the Baltimore Bridge Years and the Montreal Poutine saucisses. The Montreal Poutine saucisses receive Ed Myson, Jumpy ButtIicker, Javier Engle, Bret Minnehan, Neal Collum, Draft Pick 2038 Round 2 BAL (Randy Bagby), Draft Pick 2039 Round 1 BAL (Footer Will) from the Baltimore Bridge Years in exchange for Paul Qualls, Rocky Plantenberg, Ed Main. |
| 2035-05-23 | The Baltimore Bridge Years have acquired Jumpy ButtIicker from the waiver wire. |
| 2035-05-13 | The Colorado Kreamcicles have designated Jumpy ButtIicker for assignment. |
| 2032-04-11 | The Colorado Kreamcicles have promoted Jumpy ButtIicker to the major league team. |
| 2028-06-21 | The Colorado Kreamcicles have sent Jumpy ButtIicker down to the minors. |
| 2028-06-01 | The Colorado Kreamcicles have promoted Jumpy ButtIicker to the major league team. The Colorado Kreamcicles have promoted Hairy Bignuts to the major league team. The Colorado Kreamcicles have sent Sheriff Archie to the minors. The Colorado Kreamcicles have designated Steve Guidry for assignment. |
| 2028-04-13 | Trade #1194211 has been completed between the Colorado Kreamcicles and the Pittsburgh Offenders. The Pittsburgh Offenders receive Draft Pick 2029 Round 2 COL (Nancyman Randy) from the Colorado Kreamcicles in exchange for Jumpy ButtIicker. |
| 2028-04-08 | The Pittsburgh Offenders have renamed Fred Goodell to Jumpy ButtIicker. |
| 2024-08-13 | Trade #1173256 has been completed between the Brooklyn Gee Whiz and the Pittsburgh Offenders. The Pittsburgh Offenders receive Draft Pick 2027 Round 2 BRO (Hector Bagby), Draft Pick 2026 Round 2 BRO (Fred Goodell), Draft Pick 2025 Round 2 BRO (Lou Koplitz) from the Brooklyn Gee Whiz in exchange for Mike Decatur. |