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| Name | Team | Age |
| Whet Dreames | Retired (2044, Age 37) | Died (2090, Age 83) |
| Drafted | Position | Bats/Throws |
| Round 1, Pick 6 (2026) |
LF | R/R |
| League | Option Years
|
Majors Service Time |
| Ed ONeill League | 0 | 17 years (49 games) |
| Total Rating
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Arm | Range |
| Contact vs R | Contact vs L | Speed |
| Power vs R | Power vs L | Bunting |
| Endurance | Velocity | Control |
| Leadership
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Mentor vs RHP
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Mentor vs LHP
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| Health
|
Injured Days
|
Birthday |
| 0 | 8/19/2007 | |
| WS Rings | WS Appearances | LCS Appearances |
| 1 | 4 | 5 |
| Alt Pos (CF) | Alt Pos (RF) | Alt Pos (---) |
| (29.5 %) | (23.5 %) | (0.0 %) |
Stats | Splits | Playoffs | Positions | Improvements | Past Skills | Awards | Fielding | Game Log
| Date | Transaction |
| 2044-11-01 | Whet Dreames has retired from the New York Disciples |
| 2044-03-25 | Trade #1279798 has been completed between the San Francisco FOUR TIME DEFENDING WS CHAMPS and the New York Disciples. The New York Disciples receive Whet Dreames, Emmerson Bigguns , Heinie Coitis, Draft Pick 2044 Round 1 SF (Michael Saint) from the San Francisco FOUR TIME DEFENDING WS CHAMPS in exchange for Holy Molina, Willie Nillie. |
| 2042-07-05 | Whet Dreames of the San Francisco BACK TO BACK WS CHAMPS! is injured and is expected to be out 5 days. |
| 2041-06-11 | Whet Dreames of the San Francisco Sarcosuchus is injured and is expected to be out 21 days. |
| 2028-04-18 | The San Francisco Butthole Surfers have promoted Whet Dreames to the major league team. The San Francisco Butthole Surfers have designated Marcus Vindictus for assignment. |
| 2028-04-11 | The San Francisco Butthole Surfers have demoted Whet Dreames to the minor leagues. |
| 2028-04-01 | The San Francisco Duck Dynasty have promoted Whet Dreames to the major league team. The San Francisco Duck Dynasty have designated Matt Richardson for assignment. |
| 2026-04-01 | The San Francisco Duck Dynasty have renamed Paul Reames to Whet Dreames. |