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Name Team Age
Whet Dreames Retired (2044, Age 37) Died (2090, Age 83)
Drafted Position Bats/Throws
Round 1, Pick 6
(2026)		 LF R/R
League Option Years   Majors Service Time
Ed ONeill League 0 17 years (49 games)
Total Rating   Arm Range
B+ B  B+
Contact vs R Contact vs L Speed
C+ B  A-
Power vs R Power vs L Bunting
A  A  C+
Endurance Velocity Control
B- D- D-
Leadership   Mentor vs RHP   Mentor vs LHP  
A+ A+ A+
Health   Injured Days   Birthday
B  0 8/19/2007
WS Rings WS Appearances LCS Appearances
1 4 5
Alt Pos (CF) Alt Pos (RF) Alt Pos (---)
C- (29.5 %) D+ (23.5 %) F  (0.0 %)

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Year Vs G AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO OPS OBP SLG AVG
2028 AHP 73 298 69 9 6 11 44 20 68 .695 .282 .413 .232
2028 HHP 70 282 76 11 3 12 37 24 60 .784 .327 .457 .270
2028 LHP 74 142 38 4 2 8 26 12 37 .822 .329 .493 .268
2028 RHP 133 438 107 16 7 15 55 32 91 .711 .296 .416 .244
2029 AHP 73 302 75 12 3 9 39 14 76 .680 .283 .397 .248
2029 HHP 75 293 67 8 3 11 36 22 63 .671 .282 .389 .229
2029 LHP 82 206 55 7 2 6 26 14 40 .722 .314 .408 .267
2029 RHP 125 389 87 13 4 14 49 22 99 .651 .265 .386 .224
2030 AHP 73 301 87 12 4 18 46 20 66 .868 .333 .535 .289
2030 HHP 75 307 77 18 4 6 45 23 71 .695 .301 .394 .251
2030 LHP 81 202 65 10 5 15 41 14 48 1.008 .364 .644 .322
2030 RHP 122 406 99 20 3 9 50 29 89 .668 .294 .374 .244
2031 AHP 75 310 82 13 3 13 49 22 82 .764 .312 .452 .265
2031 HHP 73 301 84 11 6 11 44 20 74 .795 .330 .465 .279
2031 LHP 59 140 39 7 2 5 23 16 36 .825 .361 .464 .279
2031 RHP 134 471 127 17 7 19 70 26 120 .765 .309 .456 .270
2032 AHP 74 292 66 10 2 13 36 18 64 .682 .275 .408 .226
2032 HHP 74 282 90 15 1 17 47 25 54 .932 .372 .560 .319
2032 LHP 74 184 61 7 2 10 28 14 34 .933 .379 .554 .332
2032 RHP 127 390 95 18 1 20 55 29 84 .746 .297 .449 .244
2033 AHP 73 282 79 10 1 14 34 17 67 .794 .322 .472 .280
2033 HHP 75 271 84 16 4 12 53 26 63 .907 .375 .531 .310
2033 LHP 79 198 60 8 3 7 36 9 53 .810 .330 .480 .303
2033 RHP 117 355 103 18 2 19 51 34 77 .871 .359 .513 .290
2034 AHP 73 257 71 19 2 16 50 23 56 .895 .343 .553 .276
2034 HHP 75 255 83 14 4 17 53 19 53 .983 .371 .612 .325
2034 LHP 80 168 59 17 3 15 47 12 35 1.152 .396 .756 .351
2034 RHP 122 344 95 16 3 18 56 30 74 .835 .338 .497 .276
2035 AHP 67 64 13 2 0 1 6 4 16 .531 .250 .281 .203
2035 HHP 68 66 18 3 1 5 17 8 13 .936 .360 .576 .273
2035 LHP 48 44 13 3 0 4 14 4 9 .991 .354 .636 .295
2035 RHP 85 86 18 2 1 2 9 8 20 .610 .284 .326 .209
2036 AHP 67 93 34 4 4 6 22 8 16 1.110 .422 .688 .366
2036 HHP 62 62 17 2 1 3 8 10 16 .859 .375 .484 .274
2036 LHP 49 55 16 1 2 4 9 8 12 .981 .381 .600 .291
2036 RHP 88 100 35 5 3 5 21 10 20 1.024 .414 .610 .350
2037 AHP 71 93 30 5 3 6 20 11 22 1.025 .390 .634 .323
2037 HHP 67 100 34 8 2 9 23 11 24 1.141 .411 .730 .340
2037 LHP 46 58 23 4 3 7 18 5 14 1.369 .438 .931 .397
2037 RHP 100 135 41 9 2 8 25 17 32 .963 .386 .578 .304
2038 AHP 74 96 29 3 1 3 11 10 24 .812 .364 .448 .302
2038 HHP 76 92 34 5 1 4 23 4 11 .974 .398 .576 .370
2038 LHP 54 62 21 1 1 2 8 9 13 .901 .417 .484 .339
2038 RHP 98 126 42 7 1 5 26 5 22 .885 .361 .524 .333
2039 AHP 75 307 87 11 3 16 56 24 58 .832 .337 .495 .283
2039 HHP 73 264 88 11 4 13 59 36 49 .965 .412 .553 .333
2039 LHP 65 167 56 9 1 7 41 24 28 .946 .419 .527 .335
2039 RHP 128 404 119 13 6 22 74 36 79 .873 .353 .520 .295
2040 AHP 74 319 100 14 2 15 62 26 68 .876 .365 .511 .313
2040 HHP 74 294 85 11 5 11 53 23 59 .820 .347 .473 .289
2040 LHP 89 216 81 10 4 7 40 20 45 .984 .429 .556 .375
2040 RHP 134 397 104 15 3 19 75 29 82 .775 .316 .458 .262
2041 AHP 66 289 88 17 5 16 56 19 67 .912 .348 .564 .304
2041 HHP 66 259 73 11 2 14 44 20 55 .832 .330 .502 .282
2041 LHP 80 219 71 12 4 15 46 17 46 .986 .365 .621 .324
2041 RHP 109 329 90 16 3 15 54 22 76 .799 .322 .477 .274
2042 AHP 72 280 61 8 1 13 42 19 65 .663 .270 .393 .218
2042 HHP 73 280 78 6 4 16 49 25 53 .837 .337 .500 .279
2042 LHP 95 243 62 6 1 12 39 20 49 .751 .314 .436 .255
2042 RHP 120 317 77 8 4 17 52 24 69 .750 .295 .454 .243
2043 AHP 73 275 74 14 4 9 52 24 53 .775 .328 .447 .269
2043 HHP 73 245 62 10 2 4 27 26 56 .685 .326 .359 .253
2043 LHP 92 231 53 9 3 7 38 26 47 .694 .309 .385 .229
2043 RHP 118 289 83 15 3 6 41 24 62 .764 .342 .422 .287
2044 AHP 54 73 14 1 0 3 9 5 13 .582 .253 .329 .192
2044 HHP 51 66 15 2 0 1 4 3 19 .564 .261 .303 .227
2044 LHP 53 79 15 1 0 1 4 4 17 .479 .238 .241 .190
2044 RHP 47 60 14 2 0 3 9 4 15 .698 .281 .417 .233
Total AHP 1207 3931 1059 164 44 182 634 284 881 .793 .320 .472 .269
Total HHP 1200 3719 1065 162 47 166 622 325 793 .834 .345 .489 .286
Total LHP 1200 2614 788 116 38 132 484 228 563 .884 .358 .526 .301
Total RHP 1907 5036 1336 210 53 216 772 381 1111 .775 .319 .457 .265
Total 2407 7650 2124 326 91 348 1256 609 1674 .813 .332 .481 .278
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2044-11-01Whet Dreames has retired from the New York Disciples
2044-03-25Trade #1279798 has been completed between the San Francisco FOUR TIME DEFENDING WS CHAMPS and the New York Disciples. The New York Disciples receive Whet Dreames, Emmerson Bigguns , Heinie Coitis, Draft Pick 2044 Round 1 SF (Michael Saint) from the San Francisco FOUR TIME DEFENDING WS CHAMPS in exchange for Holy Molina, Willie Nillie.
2042-07-05Whet Dreames of the San Francisco BACK TO BACK WS CHAMPS! is injured and is expected to be out 5 days.
2041-06-11Whet Dreames of the San Francisco Sarcosuchus is injured and is expected to be out 21 days.
2028-04-18The San Francisco Butthole Surfers have promoted Whet Dreames to the major league team. The San Francisco Butthole Surfers have designated Marcus Vindictus for assignment.
2028-04-11The San Francisco Butthole Surfers have demoted Whet Dreames to the minor leagues.
2028-04-01The San Francisco Duck Dynasty have promoted Whet Dreames to the major league team. The San Francisco Duck Dynasty have designated Matt Richardson for assignment.
2026-04-01The San Francisco Duck Dynasty have renamed Paul Reames to Whet Dreames.