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| Name | Team | Age |
| Whet Dreames | Retired (2044, Age 37) | Died (2090, Age 83) |
| Drafted | Position | Bats/Throws |
| Round 1, Pick 6 (2026) |
LF | R/R |
| League | Option Years
|
Majors Service Time |
| Ed ONeill League | 0 | 17 years (49 games) |
| Total Rating
|
Arm | Range |
| Contact vs R | Contact vs L | Speed |
| Power vs R | Power vs L | Bunting |
| Endurance | Velocity | Control |
| Leadership
|
Mentor vs RHP
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Mentor vs LHP
|
| Health
|
Injured Days
|
Birthday |
| 0 | 8/19/2007 | |
| WS Rings | WS Appearances | LCS Appearances |
| 1 | 4 | 5 |
| Alt Pos (CF) | Alt Pos (RF) | Alt Pos (---) |
| (29.5 %) | (23.5 %) | (0.0 %) |
Stats | Splits | Playoffs | Positions | Improvements | Past Skills | Awards | Fielding | Game Log
| Year
|
Series | G | AB | R | H | 2B | 3B | HR | RBI | BB | SO | SB | CS | E | OPS | OBP | SLG | AVG |
| 2039 | LCS | 7 | 28 | 6 | 12 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 4 | 6 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1.194 | .515 | .679 | .429 |
| 2039 | WS | 6 | 24 | 1 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .630 | .296 | .333 | .208 |
| 2040 | LCS | 5 | 18 | 4 | 10 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 6 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1.516 | .571 | .944 | .556 |
| 2040 | WS | 5 | 20 | 2 | 6 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | .714 | .364 | .350 | .300 |
| 2041 | LCS | 6 | 26 | 5 | 9 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 4 | 1 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1.140 | .370 | .769 | .346 |
| 2041 | WS | 7 | 29 | 4 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 1 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .747 | .333 | .414 | .310 |
| 2042 | LCS | 7 | 28 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .286 | .143 | .143 | .143 |
| 2043 | LCS | 7 | 24 | 3 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .644 | .269 | .375 | .208 |
| 2043 | WS | 5 | 17 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | .513 | .278 | .235 | .235 |
| Total | 55 | 214 | 27 | 64 | 11 | 2 | 7 | 35 | 15 | 46 | 5 | 1 | 1 | .816 | .349 | .467 | .299 |
| Date | Transaction |
| 2044-11-01 | Whet Dreames has retired from the New York Disciples |
| 2044-03-25 | Trade #1279798 has been completed between the San Francisco FOUR TIME DEFENDING WS CHAMPS and the New York Disciples. The New York Disciples receive Whet Dreames, Emmerson Bigguns , Heinie Coitis, Draft Pick 2044 Round 1 SF (Michael Saint) from the San Francisco FOUR TIME DEFENDING WS CHAMPS in exchange for Holy Molina, Willie Nillie. |
| 2042-07-05 | Whet Dreames of the San Francisco BACK TO BACK WS CHAMPS! is injured and is expected to be out 5 days. |
| 2041-06-11 | Whet Dreames of the San Francisco Sarcosuchus is injured and is expected to be out 21 days. |
| 2028-04-18 | The San Francisco Butthole Surfers have promoted Whet Dreames to the major league team. The San Francisco Butthole Surfers have designated Marcus Vindictus for assignment. |
| 2028-04-11 | The San Francisco Butthole Surfers have demoted Whet Dreames to the minor leagues. |
| 2028-04-01 | The San Francisco Duck Dynasty have promoted Whet Dreames to the major league team. The San Francisco Duck Dynasty have designated Matt Richardson for assignment. |
| 2026-04-01 | The San Francisco Duck Dynasty have renamed Paul Reames to Whet Dreames. |