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Name Team Age
Whet Dreames Retired (2044, Age 37) Died (2090, Age 83)
Drafted Position Bats/Throws
Round 1, Pick 6
(2026)
LF R/R
League Option Years   Majors Service Time
Ed ONeill League 0 17 years (49 games)
Total Rating   Arm Range
B+ B+
Contact vs R Contact vs L Speed
C+ A-
Power vs R Power vs L Bunting
C+
Endurance Velocity Control
B- D- D-
Leadership   Mentor vs RHP   Mentor vs LHP  
A+ A+ A+
Health   Injured Days   Birthday
0 8/19/2007
WS Rings WS Appearances LCS Appearances
1 4 5
Alt Pos (CF) Alt Pos (RF) Alt Pos (---)
C- (29.5 %) D+ (23.5 %) (0.0 %)

Stats  |   Splits  |   Playoffs  |   Positions  |   Improvements  |   Past Skills  |   Awards   |  Fielding   |  Game Log
Year POS Team G GS INN TC PO A E DP +/- RF   FPCT
2028 LF SF 143 143 1270.33 285 274 2 9 0 -8 1.96 .968
2029 SS SF 23 23 197.33 104 50 41 13 8 -8 4.15 .875
LF SF 125 125 1088.66 260 250 5 5 0 -4 2.11 .981
2030 SS SF 17 17 152.0 75 26 45 4 4 -5 4.20 .947
LF SF 131 131 1148.0 271 259 6 6 0 -3 2.08 .978
2031 SS SF 15 15 133.0 62 16 38 8 3 -5 3.65 .871
LF SF 122 122 1098.66 256 244 10 2 0 +4 2.08 .992
CF SF 11 11 95.66 19 17 1 1 0 -1 1.69 .947
2032 SS SF 58 58 502.33 230 72 147 11 13 -12 3.92 .952
LF SF 90 90 827.33 191 185 5 1 1 0 2.07 .995
2033 1B SF 25 25 219.0 236 227 5 4 10 -2 9.53 .983
2B SF 23 23 204.66 103 53 49 1 10 -3 4.49 .990
LF SF 100 100 900.33 218 211 4 3 0 +2 2.15 .986
2034 2B SF 15 15 132.33 70 31 34 5 7 -5 4.42 .929
LF SF 133 133 1153.33 257 242 10 5 2 -3 1.97 .981
2035 LF SF 1 1 8.0 2 2 0 0 0 0 2.25 1.000
RF SF 3 3 27.0 6 6 0 0 0 0 2.00 1.000
2036 LF SF 14 12 105.66 26 22 3 1 0 +1 2.13 .962
RF SF 3 3 25.0 5 5 0 0 0 -1 1.80 1.000
2037 LF SF 25 24 214.66 47 46 1 0 0 -3 1.97 1.000
RF SF 3 3 29.0 6 6 0 0 0 -1 1.86 1.000
2038 LF SF 6 6 52.0 9 9 0 0 0 0 1.56 1.000
RF SF 13 13 115.0 31 30 0 1 0 0 2.35 .968
2039 LF SF 148 148 1302.0 277 270 6 1 0 0 1.91 .996
2040 LF SF 148 148 1351.33 323 310 7 6 1 +3 2.11 .981
2041 LF SF 108 108 988.66 204 198 3 3 1 +1 1.83 .985
CF SF 24 24 215.66 47 47 0 0 0 -3 1.96 1.000
2042 LF SF 145 145 1282.66 281 270 6 5 0 0 1.94 .982
2043 LF SF 146 146 1251.0 307 292 11 4 0 +2 2.18 .987
2044 SS NYN 1 0 1.0 2 1 1 0 1 0 18.00 1.000
LF NYN 28 12 139.33 30 29 0 1 0 -1 1.87 .967
CF NYN 6 6 51.0 17 16 1 0 0 0 3.00 1.000
Pos Total 1B 25 25 219.0 236 227 5 4 10 -2 9.53 .983
2B 38 38 336.99 173 84 83 6 17 -8 4.46 .965
SS 114 113 985.66 473 165 272 36 29 -30 3.99 .924
LF 1613 1594 14181.94 3244 3113 79 52 5 -9 2.03 .984
CF 41 41 362.32 83 80 2 1 0 -4 2.04 .988
RF 22 22 196.0 48 47 0 1 0 -2 2.16 .979
Total 1853 1833 16281.91 4257 3716 441 100 61 -55 2.30 .977
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2044-11-01Whet Dreames has retired from the New York Disciples
2044-03-25Trade #1279798 has been completed between the San Francisco FOUR TIME DEFENDING WS CHAMPS and the New York Disciples. The New York Disciples receive Whet Dreames, Emmerson Bigguns , Heinie Coitis, Draft Pick 2044 Round 1 SF (Michael Saint) from the San Francisco FOUR TIME DEFENDING WS CHAMPS in exchange for Holy Molina, Willie Nillie.
2042-07-05Whet Dreames of the San Francisco BACK TO BACK WS CHAMPS! is injured and is expected to be out 5 days.
2041-06-11Whet Dreames of the San Francisco Sarcosuchus is injured and is expected to be out 21 days.
2028-04-18The San Francisco Butthole Surfers have promoted Whet Dreames to the major league team. The San Francisco Butthole Surfers have designated Marcus Vindictus for assignment.
2028-04-11The San Francisco Butthole Surfers have demoted Whet Dreames to the minor leagues.
2028-04-01The San Francisco Duck Dynasty have promoted Whet Dreames to the major league team. The San Francisco Duck Dynasty have designated Matt Richardson for assignment.
2026-04-01The San Francisco Duck Dynasty have renamed Paul Reames to Whet Dreames.