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| Name | Team | Age |
| Todd Swopesnardson | Retired (2038, Age 35) | Died (2063, Age 60) |
| Drafted | Position | Bats/Throws |
| Round 2, Pick 21 (2026) |
RP | R/R |
| League | Option Years
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Majors Service Time |
| Ed ONeill League | 0 | 11 years (128 games) |
| Total Rating
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Arm | Range |
| Contact vs R | Contact vs L | Speed |
| Power vs R | Power vs L | Bunting |
| Endurance | Velocity | Control |
| Leadership
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Mentor Value
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| Health
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Injured Days
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Birthday |
| 0 | 10/21/2003 | |
| WS Rings | WS Appearances | LCS Appearances |
| 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Alt Pos (---) | Alt Pos (---) | Alt Pos (---) |
| (0.0 %) | (0.0 %) | (0.0 %) |
Stats | Splits | Playoffs | Energy | Improvements | Past Skills | Awards | Batting | Fielding | Game Log
| Year | Vs | G | IP | SO | BB | H | WHIP |
| 2026 | AHB | 46 | 65.0 | 47 | 38 | 65 | 1.58 |
| 2026 | HHB | 40 | 56.0 | 38 | 27 | 82 | 1.95 |
| 2026 | LHB | 82 | 67.1 | 47 | 42 | 79 | 1.80 |
| 2026 | RHB | 76 | 53.2 | 38 | 23 | 68 | 1.70 |
| 2027 | AHB | 38 | 48.1 | 36 | 29 | 64 | 1.92 |
| 2027 | HHB | 38 | 52.1 | 44 | 32 | 74 | 2.03 |
| 2027 | LHB | 75 | 51.1 | 44 | 33 | 75 | 2.10 |
| 2027 | RHB | 70 | 49.1 | 36 | 28 | 63 | 1.84 |
| 2028 | AHB | 41 | 54.1 | 46 | 21 | 59 | 1.47 |
| 2028 | HHB | 43 | 55.2 | 41 | 21 | 71 | 1.65 |
| 2028 | LHB | 79 | 63.1 | 51 | 30 | 66 | 1.52 |
| 2028 | RHB | 74 | 46.2 | 36 | 12 | 64 | 1.63 |
| 2029 | AHB | 38 | 70.2 | 49 | 26 | 91 | 1.66 |
| 2029 | HHB | 38 | 77.2 | 54 | 31 | 90 | 1.56 |
| 2029 | LHB | 74 | 81.1 | 53 | 31 | 100 | 1.61 |
| 2029 | RHB | 73 | 67.0 | 50 | 26 | 81 | 1.60 |
| 2030 | AHB | 14 | 36.0 | 21 | 23 | 56 | 2.19 |
| 2030 | HHB | 20 | 48.0 | 39 | 21 | 52 | 1.52 |
| 2030 | LHB | 33 | 50.1 | 36 | 23 | 56 | 1.57 |
| 2030 | RHB | 31 | 33.2 | 24 | 21 | 52 | 2.17 |
| 2031 | AHB | 6 | 12.2 | 6 | 7 | 9 | 1.26 |
| 2031 | HHB | 9 | 10.2 | 7 | 4 | 12 | 1.50 |
| 2031 | LHB | 15 | 11.2 | 8 | 9 | 13 | 1.89 |
| 2031 | RHB | 15 | 11.2 | 5 | 2 | 8 | 0.86 |
| 2032 | AHB | 21 | 35.0 | 24 | 12 | 29 | 1.17 |
| 2032 | HHB | 39 | 76.1 | 63 | 28 | 99 | 1.66 |
| 2032 | LHB | 59 | 66.0 | 53 | 26 | 65 | 1.38 |
| 2032 | RHB | 55 | 45.1 | 34 | 14 | 63 | 1.70 |
| 2033 | AHB | 18 | 23.2 | 19 | 5 | 25 | 1.27 |
| 2033 | HHB | 17 | 30.2 | 22 | 12 | 29 | 1.34 |
| 2033 | LHB | 33 | 28.0 | 21 | 8 | 30 | 1.36 |
| 2033 | RHB | 34 | 26.1 | 20 | 9 | 24 | 1.25 |
| 2034 | AHB | 25 | 40.1 | 32 | 16 | 42 | 1.44 |
| 2034 | HHB | 30 | 44.0 | 40 | 19 | 63 | 1.86 |
| 2034 | LHB | 55 | 38.2 | 32 | 18 | 56 | 1.91 |
| 2034 | RHB | 52 | 45.2 | 40 | 17 | 49 | 1.45 |
| 2035 | AHB | 5 | 6.0 | 5 | 1 | 5 | 1.00 |
| 2035 | HHB | 13 | 18.2 | 11 | 8 | 14 | 1.18 |
| 2035 | LHB | 18 | 14.1 | 11 | 4 | 8 | 0.84 |
| 2035 | RHB | 17 | 10.1 | 5 | 5 | 11 | 1.55 |
| 2036 | AHB | 6 | 7.2 | 9 | 5 | 10 | 1.96 |
| 2036 | HHB | 7 | 14.0 | 12 | 7 | 6 | 0.93 |
| 2036 | LHB | 12 | 9.1 | 9 | 6 | 8 | 1.50 |
| 2036 | RHB | 13 | 12.1 | 12 | 6 | 8 | 1.14 |
| 2037 | AHB | 14 | 23.0 | 16 | 2 | 26 | 1.22 |
| 2037 | HHB | 6 | 8.0 | 6 | 0 | 4 | 0.50 |
| 2037 | LHB | 19 | 15.1 | 13 | 1 | 16 | 1.11 |
| 2037 | RHB | 19 | 15.2 | 9 | 1 | 14 | 0.96 |
| 2260 | AHB | 0 | 0.0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 |
| 2260 | HHB | 0 | 0.0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 |
| 2260 | LHB | 0 | 0.0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 |
| 2260 | RHB | 0 | 0.0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 |
| Total | AHB | 272 | 422.2 | 310 | 185 | 481 | 1.58 |
| Total | HHB | 300 | 492.0 | 377 | 210 | 596 | 1.64 |
| Total | LHB | 554 | 497.0 | 378 | 231 | 572 | 1.62 |
| Total | RHB | 529 | 417.2 | 309 | 164 | 505 | 1.60 |
| Total | 572 | 914.2 | 687 | 395 | 1077 | 1.61 |
| Date | Transaction |
| 2038-11-01 | Todd Swopesnardson has retired from the Free Agency Pool |
| 2038-04-15 | The San Francisco Ah Soles have waived Todd Swopesnardson. |
| 2038-03-25 | The San Francisco Sea Men have promoted Bundy Phuckterpuss to the major league team. The San Francisco Sea Men have promoted Pooh P. Pants to the major league team. The San Francisco Sea Men have designated Todd Swopesnardson for assignment. The San Francisco Sea Men have designated Dick Cheese for assignment. |
| 2033-09-02 | The San Francisco Master Batters have re-claimed Todd Swopesnardson from the waiver wire. |
| 2033-08-29 | The San Francisco Master Batters have promoted Frank Lisenbee to the major league team. The San Francisco Master Batters have promoted Van Cissell to the major league team. The San Francisco Master Batters have designated Todd Swopesnardson for assignment. The San Francisco Master Batters have designated Choke Yortchigan for assignment. |
| 2029-08-18 | Todd Swopesnardson of the San Francisco Shorn Scrotums is injured and is expected to be out 8 days. |
| 2029-05-20 | Todd Swopesnardson of the San Francisco Shorn Scrotums is injured and is expected to be out 43 days. |
| 2028-07-09 | Todd Swopesnardson of the San Francisco Butthole Surfers is injured and is expected to be out 40 days. |
| 2027-09-29 | The San Francisco Duck Dynasty have promoted Todd Swopesnardson to the major league team. |
| 2027-08-25 | The San Francisco Duck Dynasty have demoted Todd Swopesnardson to the minor leagues. |
| 2027-08-13 | Todd Swopesnardson of the San Francisco Duck Dynasty is injured and is expected to be out 30 days. |
| 2026-04-01 | The San Francisco Duck Dynasty have renamed Uppen Atom to Todd Swopesnardson. |
| 2026-04-01 | The San Francisco Duck Dynasty have renamed Bill Uhlaender to Uppen Atom. |
| 2026-04-01 | The San Francisco Duck Dynasty have promoted Bill Uhlaender to the major league team. The San Francisco Duck Dynasty have designated Al Kilroy for assignment. |
| 2026-03-25 | Trade #1181598 has been completed between the Boston Chaperones and the San Francisco Santorums. The San Francisco Santorums receive Draft Pick 2026 Round 2 BOS (Todd Swopesnardson) from the Boston Chaperones in exchange for Jeff Causey, Buster Cherry. |