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| Name | Team | Age |
| Clubber Lang | Retired (2014, Age 34) | Died (2051, Age 71) |
| Drafted | Position | Bats/Throws |
| Round 1, Pick 13 (2001) |
1B | L/R |
| League | Option Years
|
Majors Service Time |
| Billy Williams League | 0 | 11 years (63 games) |
| Total Rating
|
Arm | Range |
| Contact vs R | Contact vs L | Speed |
| Power vs R | Power vs L | Bunting |
| Endurance | Velocity | Control |
| Leadership
|
Mentor vs RHP
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Mentor vs LHP
|
| Health
|
Injured Days
|
Birthday |
| 0 | 10/31/1980 | |
| WS Rings | WS Appearances | LCS Appearances |
| 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Alt Pos (RF) | Alt Pos (LF) | Alt Pos (CF) |
| (40.0 %) | (37.8 %) | (28.1 %) |
Stats | Splits | Playoffs | Positions | Improvements | Past Skills | Awards | Fielding | Game Log
| Year | Vs | G | AB | H | 2B | 3B | HR | RBI | BB | SO | OPS | OBP | SLG | AVG |
| 2003 | AHP | 31 | 116 | 25 | 3 | 1 | 9 | 23 | 3 | 32 | .725 | .233 | .491 | .216 |
| 2003 | HHP | 26 | 89 | 20 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 12 | 4 | 21 | .547 | .255 | .292 | .225 |
| 2003 | LHP | 28 | 65 | 16 | 2 | 1 | 4 | 10 | 2 | 22 | .761 | .269 | .492 | .246 |
| 2003 | RHP | 49 | 140 | 29 | 4 | 0 | 6 | 25 | 5 | 31 | .596 | .231 | .364 | .207 |
| 2004 | AHP | 65 | 241 | 42 | 5 | 1 | 11 | 30 | 13 | 80 | .556 | .216 | .340 | .174 |
| 2004 | HHP | 62 | 213 | 42 | 4 | 3 | 9 | 37 | 13 | 60 | .612 | .241 | .371 | .197 |
| 2004 | LHP | 53 | 112 | 18 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 12 | 5 | 32 | .491 | .197 | .295 | .161 |
| 2004 | RHP | 118 | 342 | 66 | 4 | 2 | 18 | 55 | 21 | 108 | .612 | .238 | .374 | .193 |
| 2005 | AHP | 60 | 218 | 64 | 13 | 1 | 9 | 41 | 9 | 52 | .808 | .322 | .486 | .294 |
| 2005 | HHP | 64 | 243 | 62 | 9 | 3 | 10 | 34 | 12 | 84 | .731 | .291 | .440 | .255 |
| 2005 | LHP | 63 | 133 | 30 | 4 | 1 | 7 | 24 | 8 | 44 | .696 | .268 | .429 | .226 |
| 2005 | RHP | 111 | 328 | 96 | 18 | 3 | 12 | 51 | 13 | 92 | .796 | .321 | .476 | .293 |
| 2006 | AHP | 43 | 156 | 32 | 4 | 2 | 5 | 22 | 5 | 51 | .587 | .235 | .353 | .205 |
| 2006 | HHP | 49 | 168 | 42 | 6 | 1 | 11 | 38 | 10 | 41 | .785 | .291 | .494 | .250 |
| 2006 | LHP | 40 | 58 | 18 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 12 | 5 | 14 | .900 | .365 | .534 | .310 |
| 2006 | RHP | 84 | 266 | 56 | 8 | 2 | 13 | 48 | 10 | 78 | .643 | .241 | .402 | .211 |
| 2007 | AHP | 39 | 116 | 21 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 14 | 10 | 35 | .595 | .250 | .345 | .181 |
| 2007 | HHP | 33 | 98 | 25 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 10 | 7 | 23 | .696 | .308 | .388 | .255 |
| 2007 | LHP | 15 | 19 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 8 | .000 | .000 | .000 | .000 |
| 2007 | RHP | 64 | 195 | 46 | 4 | 2 | 8 | 23 | 17 | 50 | .702 | .302 | .400 | .236 |
| 2008 | AHP | 31 | 102 | 26 | 3 | 0 | 8 | 20 | 6 | 28 | .816 | .296 | .520 | .255 |
| 2008 | HHP | 21 | 72 | 18 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 14 | 3 | 25 | .759 | .273 | .486 | .250 |
| 2008 | LHP | 5 | 10 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 5 | .500 | .100 | .400 | .100 |
| 2008 | RHP | 47 | 164 | 43 | 5 | 3 | 10 | 31 | 9 | 48 | .809 | .297 | .512 | .262 |
| 2009 | AHP | 16 | 46 | 11 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 6 | 2 | 19 | .744 | .265 | .478 | .239 |
| 2009 | HHP | 23 | 67 | 21 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 6 | 1 | 13 | .786 | .324 | .463 | .313 |
| 2009 | LHP | 6 | 15 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | .533 | .267 | .267 | .267 |
| 2009 | RHP | 29 | 98 | 28 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 11 | 3 | 29 | .804 | .304 | .500 | .286 |
| 2010 | AHP | 18 | 59 | 13 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 19 | .512 | .258 | .254 | .220 |
| 2010 | HHP | 16 | 51 | 16 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 3 | 14 | .842 | .352 | .490 | .314 |
| 2010 | LHP | 14 | 37 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 11 | .387 | .225 | .162 | .162 |
| 2010 | RHP | 22 | 73 | 23 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 5 | 3 | 22 | .808 | .342 | .466 | .315 |
| 2011 | AHP | 12 | 37 | 6 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 14 | .373 | .184 | .189 | .162 |
| 2011 | HHP | 11 | 37 | 8 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 11 | .507 | .237 | .270 | .216 |
| 2011 | LHP | 15 | 41 | 6 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 13 | .341 | .146 | .195 | .146 |
| 2011 | RHP | 18 | 33 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 1 | 12 | .558 | .286 | .273 | .242 |
| 2012 | AHP | 22 | 67 | 19 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 14 | 4 | 17 | .936 | .324 | .612 | .284 |
| 2012 | HHP | 22 | 70 | 12 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 1 | 25 | .412 | .183 | .229 | .171 |
| 2012 | LHP | 10 | 26 | 6 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 11 | .654 | .231 | .423 | .231 |
| 2012 | RHP | 31 | 111 | 25 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 16 | 5 | 31 | .673 | .259 | .414 | .225 |
| 2013 | AHP | 4 | 9 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 1.711 | .600 | 1.111 | .556 |
| 2013 | HHP | 10 | 20 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 7 | .718 | .318 | .400 | .250 |
| 2013 | LHP | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 | .000 | .000 | .000 |
| 2013 | RHP | 11 | 26 | 10 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 1.141 | .448 | .692 | .385 |
| 2014 | AHP | 4 | 13 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 1.077 | .308 | .769 | .308 |
| 2014 | HHP | 4 | 13 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 3 | .385 | .154 | .231 | .154 |
| 2014 | LHP | 5 | 15 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 5 | 1.000 | .267 | .733 | .267 |
| 2014 | RHP | 6 | 11 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | .364 | .182 | .182 | .182 |
| Total | AHP | 345 | 1180 | 268 | 43 | 11 | 55 | 181 | 57 | 352 | .685 | .263 | .422 | .227 |
| Total | HHP | 341 | 1141 | 273 | 30 | 13 | 44 | 166 | 56 | 327 | .679 | .275 | .404 | .239 |
| Total | LHP | 255 | 534 | 109 | 18 | 5 | 20 | 73 | 23 | 168 | .605 | .236 | .369 | .204 |
| Total | RHP | 590 | 1787 | 432 | 55 | 19 | 79 | 274 | 90 | 511 | .705 | .278 | .426 | .242 |
| Total | 686 | 2321 | 541 | 73 | 24 | 99 | 347 | 113 | 679 | .682 | .269 | .413 | .233 |
| Date | Transaction |
| 2014-11-01 | Clubber Lang has retired from the San Francisco Nauti Ladies |
| 2014-07-24 | Clubber Lang of the San Francisco Nauti Ladies is injured and is expected to be out 20 days. |
| 2005-09-14 | Clubber Lang of the San Francisco Nauti Ladies is injured and is expected to be out 39 days. |
| 2004-08-14 | Clubber Lang of the San Francisco Nauti Ladies is injured and is expected to be out 18 days. |
| 2003-07-23 | The San Francisco Nauti Ladies have promoted Clubber Lang to the major league team. |
| 2001-04-05 | The San Francisco Nauti Ladies have renamed Wally Bickham to Clubber Lang. |
| 1999-06-01 | Trade #1155732 has been completed between the Los Angeles Uber Alles and the San Francisco Nauti Ladies. The San Francisco Nauti Ladies receive Stan Poulsen, Mike Holman, Draft Pick 2000 Round 2 COL (Mickey Post), Draft Pick 2001 Round 1 LAA (Clubber Lang) from the Los Angeles Uber Alles in exchange for D"Amitri Crowell. |