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| Name | Team | Age |
| Chesapeake Woo Woo | Retired (2041, Age 34) | Died (2071, Age 64) |
| Drafted | Position | Bats/Throws |
| Round 2, Pick 29 (2025) |
2B | R/R |
| League | Option Years
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Majors Service Time |
| Ed ONeill League | 0 | 7 years (156 games) |
| Total Rating
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Arm | Range |
| Contact vs R | Contact vs L | Speed |
| Power vs R | Power vs L | Bunting |
| Endurance | Velocity | Control |
| Leadership
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Mentor vs RHP
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Mentor vs LHP
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| Health
|
Injured Days
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Birthday |
| 0 | 7/23/2007 | |
| WS Rings | WS Appearances | LCS Appearances |
| 1 | 2 | 2 |
| Alt Pos (1B) | Alt Pos (3B) | Alt Pos (SS) |
| (94.8 %) | (37.9 %) | (9.3 %) |
Stats | Splits | Playoffs | Positions | Improvements | Past Skills | Awards | Fielding | Game Log
| Year | Vs | G | AB | H | 2B | 3B | HR | RBI | BB | SO | OPS | OBP | SLG | AVG |
| 2030 | AHP | 6 | 14 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6 | .414 | .200 | .214 | .143 |
| 2030 | HHP | 6 | 7 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 1.271 | .700 | .571 | .571 |
| 2030 | LHP | 8 | 13 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 4 | .683 | .375 | .308 | .231 |
| 2030 | RHP | 4 | 8 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 3 | .819 | .444 | .375 | .375 |
| 2034 | AHP | 13 | 13 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | .538 | .231 | .308 | .231 |
| 2034 | HHP | 15 | 15 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .667 | .267 | .400 | .267 |
| 2034 | LHP | 11 | 11 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | .818 | .364 | .455 | .364 |
| 2034 | RHP | 17 | 17 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | .471 | .176 | .294 | .176 |
| 2035 | AHP | 33 | 103 | 26 | 4 | 1 | 4 | 22 | 11 | 18 | .752 | .325 | .427 | .252 |
| 2035 | HHP | 40 | 106 | 33 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 17 | 10 | 15 | .757 | .371 | .387 | .311 |
| 2035 | LHP | 24 | 28 | 9 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 4 | 3 | .871 | .406 | .464 | .321 |
| 2035 | RHP | 64 | 181 | 50 | 8 | 1 | 4 | 33 | 17 | 30 | .736 | .338 | .398 | .276 |
| 2036 | AHP | 20 | 17 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 3 | .585 | .350 | .235 | .235 |
| 2036 | HHP | 15 | 10 | 5 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 1.900 | .500 | 1.400 | .500 |
| 2036 | LHP | 19 | 20 | 6 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 2 | 3 | .914 | .364 | .550 | .300 |
| 2036 | RHP | 7 | 7 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 1.500 | .500 | 1.000 | .429 |
| 2037 | AHP | 39 | 149 | 37 | 6 | 5 | 4 | 16 | 10 | 32 | .732 | .296 | .436 | .248 |
| 2037 | HHP | 42 | 145 | 52 | 6 | 3 | 1 | 22 | 17 | 20 | .888 | .426 | .462 | .359 |
| 2037 | LHP | 39 | 79 | 19 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 6 | 10 | 13 | .718 | .326 | .392 | .241 |
| 2037 | RHP | 72 | 215 | 70 | 10 | 6 | 3 | 32 | 17 | 39 | .845 | .375 | .470 | .326 |
| 2038 | AHP | 22 | 66 | 16 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 7 | 7 | 12 | .690 | .311 | .379 | .242 |
| 2038 | HHP | 23 | 69 | 22 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 9 | 9 | 14 | .808 | .388 | .420 | .319 |
| 2038 | LHP | 20 | 28 | 7 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 9 | 5 | 5 | .879 | .343 | .536 | .250 |
| 2038 | RHP | 37 | 107 | 31 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 11 | 21 | .717 | .353 | .364 | .290 |
| 2039 | AHP | 31 | 97 | 25 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 12 | 14 | 14 | .753 | .351 | .402 | .258 |
| 2039 | HHP | 40 | 131 | 40 | 5 | 1 | 4 | 26 | 10 | 27 | .805 | .355 | .450 | .305 |
| 2039 | LHP | 57 | 150 | 45 | 4 | 1 | 5 | 19 | 12 | 31 | .792 | .352 | .440 | .300 |
| 2039 | RHP | 40 | 78 | 20 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 19 | 12 | 10 | .766 | .356 | .410 | .256 |
| 2040 | AHP | 11 | 16 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 4 | .681 | .368 | .312 | .250 |
| 2040 | HHP | 10 | 15 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 2 | .745 | .412 | .333 | .333 |
| 2040 | LHP | 11 | 11 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | .792 | .429 | .364 | .273 |
| 2040 | RHP | 13 | 20 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 4 | .664 | .364 | .300 | .300 |
| 2041 | AHP | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | .500 | .500 | .000 | .000 |
| 2041 | HHP | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 1.167 | .667 | .500 | .500 |
| 2041 | LHP | 5 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 1 | .933 | .600 | .333 | .333 |
| Total | AHP | 178 | 476 | 117 | 16 | 7 | 14 | 62 | 50 | 91 | .714 | .317 | .397 | .246 |
| Total | HHP | 194 | 500 | 166 | 21 | 6 | 9 | 86 | 52 | 82 | .846 | .394 | .452 | .332 |
| Total | LHP | 194 | 343 | 97 | 12 | 4 | 11 | 51 | 41 | 63 | .795 | .358 | .437 | .283 |
| Total | RHP | 254 | 633 | 186 | 25 | 9 | 12 | 97 | 61 | 110 | .774 | .355 | .419 | .294 |
| Total | 372 | 976 | 283 | 37 | 13 | 23 | 148 | 102 | 173 | .781 | .356 | .425 | .290 |
| Date | Transaction |
| 2041-11-01 | Chesapeake Woo Woo has retired from the San Francisco Sarcosuchus |
| 2040-06-01 | Chesapeake Woo Woo of the San Francisco Sarcosuchus is injured and is expected to be out 10 days. |
| 2040-05-30 | The San Francisco Sarcosuchus have acquired Chesapeake Woo Woo from the waiver wire. |
| 2040-05-20 | The Kansas City Scouts have promoted Gylfaginning Nardsvestson to the major league team. The Kansas City Scouts have promoted Glen Alvarez to the major league team. The Kansas City Scouts have designated Hairy Bignuts for assignment. The Kansas City Scouts have designated Chesapeake Woo Woo for assignment. |
| 2040-04-21 | The Kansas City Scouts have re-claimed Chesapeake Woo Woo from the waiver wire. |
| 2040-04-21 | The Kansas City Scouts have designated Clem Nardfree for assignment. The Kansas City Scouts have designated Chesapeake Woo Woo for assignment. |
| 2040-04-21 | The Kansas City Scouts have acquired Chesapeake Woo Woo from the waiver wire. |
| 2040-04-11 | The Colorado Frosted Fruitballs have designated Chesapeake Woo Woo for assignment. |
| 2037-04-01 | The Colorado Frosted Donuts have renamed Jack Rowland to Chesapeake Woo Woo. |
| 2035-05-13 | The Colorado Kreamcicles have acquired Jack Rowland from the waiver wire. |
| 2035-05-03 | The Atlanta AeroNauts have designated Jack Rowland for assignment. |
| 2035-04-11 | The Atlanta AeroNauts have acquired Jack Rowland from the waiver wire. |
| 2035-03-25 | The Toronto Jackanapes have promoted Jimmie Innis to the major league team. The Toronto Jackanapes have promoted Scott Edmondson to the major league team. The Toronto Jackanapes have designated Jack Rowland for assignment. The Toronto Jackanapes have sent Manny Russell to the minors. |
| 2034-06-02 | Jack Rowland of the Toronto Jackanapes is injured and is expected to be out 36 days. |
| 2033-10-03 | The Toronto Jackanapes have promoted Ed Mullen to the major league team. The Toronto Jackanapes have promoted Jack Rowland to the major league team. The Toronto Jackanapes have promoted Norm Sullivan to the major league team. The Toronto Jackanapes have sent Robbie McCorry to the minors. The Toronto Jackanapes have designated Derrel Richardson for assignment. The Toronto Jackanapes have sent Jimmy Ward to the minors. The Toronto Jackanapes have designated Brian Hemphill for assignment. The Toronto Jackanapes have designated Larry Weihe for assignment. |
| 2030-08-06 | The Toronto Jays have promoted Carl Page to the major league team. The Toronto Jays have promoted Ruben Williamson to the major league team. The Toronto Jays have sent Jack Rowland to the minors. The Toronto Jays have designated Russ Stroner for assignment. |
| 2030-04-01 | The Toronto Jays have promoted Jack Rowland to the major league team. The Toronto Jays have sent Alan Smith to the minors. |
| 2029-07-30 | Trade #1203047 has been completed between the Atlanta AeroNauts and the Toronto Bazooka Tooth. The Toronto Bazooka Tooth receive Joe Burns, Nate Shipley, Jack Rowland, Draft Pick 2030 Round 2 ATL (Duke Pate) from the Atlanta AeroNauts in exchange for Dick Brumley, Fernando Farley. |
| 2026-07-06 | Trade #1184487 has been completed between the Atlanta AeroNauts and the Pittsburgh Offenders. The Pittsburgh Offenders receive Joe Keegan, Blomez Adams , Draft Pick 2029 Round 1 ATL (Swopes Picksucked) from the Atlanta AeroNauts in exchange for Ryno Albino, Big E Smalls, Jack Rowland, Draft Pick 2027 Round 2 PIT (Wes Depaula). |
| 2025-04-01 | The Pittsburgh Offenders have placed Jack Rowland on the trade block. |
| 2022-05-03 | Trade #1161573 has been completed between the Toronto Bazooka Tooth and the Pittsburgh Offenders. The Pittsburgh Offenders receive Joe Wickersham, Draft Pick 2025 Round 2 TOR (Jack Rowland) from the Toronto Bazooka Tooth in exchange for Dax Blomenz. |