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Name	Team	Age
Lou Koplitz	Retired (2041, Age 34)	Died (2077, Age 70)
Drafted	Position	Bats/Throws
Round 2, Pick 26 (2025)	2B	R/R
League	Option Years	Majors Service Time
Ed ONeill League	0	0 years (0 games)
Total Rating	Arm	Range
C+	D+	B
Contact vs R	Contact vs L	Speed
D+	C+	B-
Power vs R	Power vs L	Bunting
B	B+	D
Endurance	Velocity	Control
B-	F	D-
Leadership	Mentor vs RHP	Mentor vs LHP
B	B-	A+
Health	Injured Days	Birthday
C	0	5/4/2007
WS Rings	WS Appearances	LCS Appearances
0	0	0
Alt Pos (LF)	Alt Pos (---)	Alt Pos (---)
D+ (25.0 %)	F  (0.0 %)	F  (0.0 %)

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Skill grades calculated using approximate current ratings minus past improvements.
Year	Contact vs R	Power vs R	Contact vs L	Power vs L	Speed	Arm	Range
2025	D-	C	C	B-	C	D-	C
2026	D-	C+	C	B-	C	D-	C
2027	D-	C+	C	B-	C+	D-	C+
2028	D	B-	C	B	C+	D	C+
2029	D	B-	C	B	C+	D	B-
2030	D	B-	C+	B	C+	D	B-
2031	D+	B-	C+	B+	C+	D	B-
2032	D+	B	C+	B+	C+	D+	B-
2033	D+	B	C+	B+	C+	D+	B-
2034	D+	B	C+	B+	B-	D+	B
2035	D+	B	C+	B+	B-	D+	B
2036	D+	B	C+	B+	B-	D+	B
2037	D+	B	C+	B+	B-	D+	B
2038	D+	B	C+	B+	B-	D+	B
2039	D+	B	C+	B+	B-	D+	B
2040	D+	B	C+	B+	B-	D+	B
2041	D+	B	C+	B+	B-	D+	B

Career Transactions

Date	Transaction
2041-11-01	Lou Koplitz has retired from the Free Agency Pool
2029-04-18	The San Francisco Shorn Scrotums have waived Lou Koplitz.
2027-05-09	The San Francisco Duck Dynasty have acquired Lou Koplitz from the waiver wire.
2027-04-29	The Pittsburgh Offenders have waived Lou Koplitz.
2025-04-01	The Pittsburgh Offenders have placed Lou Koplitz on the trade block.
2024-08-13	Trade #1173256 has been completed between the Brooklyn Gee Whiz and the Pittsburgh Offenders. The Pittsburgh Offenders receive Draft Pick 2027 Round 2 BRO (Hector Bagby), Draft Pick 2026 Round 2 BRO (Fred Goodell), Draft Pick 2025 Round 2 BRO (Lou Koplitz) from the Brooklyn Gee Whiz in exchange for Mike Decatur.