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Name Team Age
Lou Koplitz Retired (2041, Age 34) Died (2077, Age 70)
Drafted Position Bats/Throws
Round 2, Pick 26
(2025)		 2B R/R
League Option Years   Majors Service Time
Ed ONeill League 0 0 years (0 games)
Total Rating   Arm Range
C+ D+ B 
Contact vs R Contact vs L Speed
D+ C+ B-
Power vs R Power vs L Bunting
B  B+ D 
Endurance Velocity Control
B- F  D-
Leadership   Mentor vs RHP   Mentor vs LHP  
B  B- A+
Health   Injured Days   Birthday
C  0 5/4/2007
WS Rings WS Appearances LCS Appearances
0 0 0
Alt Pos (LF) Alt Pos (---) Alt Pos (---)
D+ (25.0 %) F  (0.0 %) F  (0.0 %)

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Year Type   Chances   Active GS Injured  Contact vs R   Power vs R   Contact vs L   Power vs L   Speed   Arm   Range   Total 
2025 Minors 20.00 0 / 0 7 / 7 1 / 1 2 / 3 4 / 4 3 / 3 2 / 2 19 / 20
2026 Minors 19.00 0 / 0 3 / 3 1 / 2 4 / 4 3 / 6 2 / 2 2 / 2 15 / 19
2026 Pos (LF) 31.00 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 5 / 31
2027 Minors 33.00 5 / 5 6 / 6 1 / 4 5 / 7 0 / 3 5 / 5 3 / 3 25 / 33
2027 Pos (LF) 6.00 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 6
2028 Minors 21.00 0 / 1 1 / 1 2 / 2 2 / 5 1 / 3 2 / 3 5 / 6 13 / 21
2029 Minors 2.00 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 1 / 1 0 / 0 1 / 1 0 / 0 2 / 2
2029 Majors 17.00 2 / 5 0 / 2 2 / 5 0 / 1 2 / 2 0 / 0 2 / 2 8 / 17
2030 Majors 14.00 2 / 2 3 / 5 0 / 0 2 / 2 0 / 1 1 / 2 1 / 2 9 / 14
2031 Majors 17.00 2 / 3 1 / 1 1 / 3 0 / 1 1 / 3 3 / 3 3 / 3 11 / 17
2032 Majors 12.00 2 / 2 2 / 2 1 / 2 0 / 2 1 / 1 0 / 1 1 / 2 7 / 12
2033 Majors 12.00 0 / 0 0 / 1 1 / 1 1 / 4 2 / 2 1 / 2 2 / 2 7 / 12
2034 Majors 14.00 0 / 1 0 / 0 0 / 5 1 / 1 2 / 4 1 / 2 1 / 1 5 / 14
2035 Majors 18.00 0 / 5 2 / 2 0 / 1 0 / 4 0 / 1 0 / 1 2 / 4 4 / 18
2036 Majors 9.00 0 / 2 0 / 1 0 / 0 0 / 4 1 / 1 0 / 0 0 / 1 1 / 9
2037 Majors 11.00 0 / 2 0 / 3 0 / 2 0 / 1 0 / 1 0 / 0 0 / 2 0 / 11
2038 Majors 14.00 0 / 2 0 / 1 0 / 4 0 / 2 0 / 3 0 / 1 0 / 1 0 / 14
2039 Majors 18.00 0 / 1 0 / 3 0 / 3 1 / 6 0 / 2 0 / 2 0 / 1 1 / 18
2040 Majors 18.00 0 / 3 0 / 4 0 / 4 0 / 2 0 / 0 0 / 4 0 / 1 0 / 18
2041 Majors 16.00 0 / 3 0 / 2 0 / 5 0 / 0 0 / 2 0 / 3 0 / 1 0 / 16
Total 0 0 0 13 / 37 25 / 44 10 / 44 19 / 50 17 / 39 19 / 35 24 / 36 132 / 322
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2041-11-01Lou Koplitz has retired from the Free Agency Pool
2029-04-18The San Francisco Shorn Scrotums have waived Lou Koplitz.
2027-05-09The San Francisco Duck Dynasty have acquired Lou Koplitz from the waiver wire.
2027-04-29The Pittsburgh Offenders have waived Lou Koplitz.
2025-04-01The Pittsburgh Offenders have placed Lou Koplitz on the trade block.
2024-08-13Trade #1173256 has been completed between the Brooklyn Gee Whiz and the Pittsburgh Offenders. The Pittsburgh Offenders receive Draft Pick 2027 Round 2 BRO (Hector Bagby), Draft Pick 2026 Round 2 BRO (Fred Goodell), Draft Pick 2025 Round 2 BRO (Lou Koplitz) from the Brooklyn Gee Whiz in exchange for Mike Decatur.