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| Name | Team | Age |
| Lou Koplitz | Retired (2041, Age 34) | Died (2077, Age 70) |
| Drafted | Position | Bats/Throws |
| Round 2, Pick 26 (2025) |
2B | R/R |
| League | Option Years
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Majors Service Time |
| Ed ONeill League | 0 | 0 years (0 games) |
| Total Rating
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Arm | Range |
| Contact vs R | Contact vs L | Speed |
| Power vs R | Power vs L | Bunting |
| Endurance | Velocity | Control |
| Leadership
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Mentor vs RHP
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Mentor vs LHP
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| Health
|
Injured Days
|
Birthday |
| 0 | 5/4/2007 | |
| WS Rings | WS Appearances | LCS Appearances |
| 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Alt Pos (LF) | Alt Pos (---) | Alt Pos (---) |
| (25.0 %) | (0.0 %) | (0.0 %) |
Stats | Splits | Playoffs | Positions | Improvements | Past Skills | Awards | Fielding | Game Log
| Year | League | Award |
| Date | Transaction |
| 2041-11-01 | Lou Koplitz has retired from the Free Agency Pool |
| 2029-04-18 | The San Francisco Shorn Scrotums have waived Lou Koplitz. |
| 2027-05-09 | The San Francisco Duck Dynasty have acquired Lou Koplitz from the waiver wire. |
| 2027-04-29 | The Pittsburgh Offenders have waived Lou Koplitz. |
| 2025-04-01 | The Pittsburgh Offenders have placed Lou Koplitz on the trade block. |
| 2024-08-13 | Trade #1173256 has been completed between the Brooklyn Gee Whiz and the Pittsburgh Offenders. The Pittsburgh Offenders receive Draft Pick 2027 Round 2 BRO (Hector Bagby), Draft Pick 2026 Round 2 BRO (Fred Goodell), Draft Pick 2025 Round 2 BRO (Lou Koplitz) from the Brooklyn Gee Whiz in exchange for Mike Decatur. |