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| Name | Team | Age |
| Graham Cracker | Retired (2038, Age 35) | Died (2082, Age 79) |
| Drafted | Position | Bats/Throws |
| Round 2, Pick 24 (2025) |
1B | L/L |
| League | Option Years
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Majors Service Time |
| Ed ONeill League | 0 | 13 years (3 games) |
| Total Rating
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Arm | Range |
| Contact vs R | Contact vs L | Speed |
| Power vs R | Power vs L | Bunting |
| Endurance | Velocity | Control |
| Leadership
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Mentor vs RHP
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Mentor vs LHP
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| Health
|
Injured Days
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Birthday |
| 0 | 7/20/2003 | |
| WS Rings | WS Appearances | LCS Appearances |
| 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Alt Pos (RF) | Alt Pos (LF) | Alt Pos (---) |
| (8.0 %) | (5.6 %) | (0.0 %) |
Stats | Splits | Playoffs | Positions | Improvements | Past Skills | Awards | Fielding | Game Log
| Year | Vs | G | AB | H | 2B | 3B | HR | RBI | BB | SO | OPS | OBP | SLG | AVG |
| 2025 | AHP | 65 | 230 | 54 | 14 | 0 | 6 | 33 | 13 | 55 | .657 | .283 | .374 | .235 |
| 2025 | HHP | 61 | 195 | 32 | 6 | 1 | 5 | 25 | 13 | 52 | .502 | .220 | .282 | .164 |
| 2025 | LHP | 74 | 176 | 31 | 6 | 0 | 2 | 23 | 7 | 47 | .457 | .213 | .244 | .176 |
| 2025 | RHP | 90 | 249 | 55 | 14 | 1 | 9 | 35 | 19 | 60 | .676 | .282 | .394 | .221 |
| 2026 | AHP | 71 | 259 | 65 | 7 | 2 | 9 | 36 | 18 | 53 | .696 | .299 | .398 | .251 |
| 2026 | HHP | 69 | 251 | 53 | 6 | 0 | 2 | 32 | 17 | 52 | .517 | .258 | .259 | .211 |
| 2026 | LHP | 76 | 164 | 39 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 22 | 9 | 32 | .611 | .276 | .335 | .238 |
| 2026 | RHP | 114 | 346 | 79 | 10 | 0 | 8 | 46 | 26 | 73 | .607 | .280 | .327 | .228 |
| 2027 | AHP | 70 | 219 | 54 | 8 | 0 | 4 | 25 | 21 | 47 | .656 | .318 | .338 | .247 |
| 2027 | HHP | 61 | 185 | 38 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 18 | 27 | 37 | .525 | .304 | .222 | .205 |
| 2027 | LHP | 38 | 55 | 15 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 1 | 10 | .663 | .281 | .382 | .273 |
| 2027 | RHP | 126 | 349 | 77 | 8 | 0 | 3 | 36 | 47 | 74 | .585 | .316 | .269 | .221 |
| 2028 | AHP | 31 | 90 | 18 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 7 | 8 | 29 | .576 | .265 | .311 | .200 |
| 2028 | HHP | 25 | 70 | 18 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 8 | 5 | 17 | .692 | .307 | .386 | .257 |
| 2028 | LHP | 16 | 18 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 6 | .596 | .263 | .333 | .222 |
| 2028 | RHP | 53 | 142 | 32 | 3 | 1 | 4 | 14 | 12 | 40 | .631 | .286 | .345 | .225 |
| 2029 | AHP | 52 | 189 | 53 | 6 | 1 | 5 | 19 | 13 | 38 | .727 | .325 | .402 | .280 |
| 2029 | HHP | 50 | 170 | 37 | 7 | 1 | 6 | 18 | 15 | 33 | .656 | .280 | .376 | .218 |
| 2029 | LHP | 64 | 133 | 27 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 10 | 10 | 32 | .575 | .259 | .316 | .203 |
| 2029 | RHP | 85 | 226 | 63 | 9 | 1 | 8 | 27 | 18 | 39 | .763 | .329 | .434 | .279 |
| 2030 | AHP | 65 | 259 | 72 | 9 | 1 | 6 | 39 | 23 | 48 | .724 | .335 | .390 | .278 |
| 2030 | HHP | 62 | 228 | 56 | 7 | 2 | 10 | 39 | 15 | 45 | .722 | .297 | .425 | .246 |
| 2030 | LHP | 78 | 172 | 33 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 20 | 14 | 37 | .544 | .259 | .285 | .192 |
| 2030 | RHP | 110 | 315 | 95 | 13 | 1 | 13 | 58 | 24 | 56 | .822 | .349 | .473 | .302 |
| 2031 | AHP | 76 | 306 | 81 | 10 | 1 | 10 | 34 | 36 | 66 | .747 | .345 | .402 | .265 |
| 2031 | HHP | 76 | 285 | 72 | 12 | 0 | 11 | 46 | 31 | 64 | .735 | .325 | .411 | .253 |
| 2031 | LHP | 79 | 186 | 46 | 9 | 1 | 6 | 25 | 17 | 49 | .712 | .309 | .403 | .247 |
| 2031 | RHP | 131 | 405 | 107 | 13 | 0 | 15 | 55 | 50 | 81 | .755 | .347 | .407 | .264 |
| 2032 | AHP | 74 | 238 | 59 | 9 | 2 | 11 | 34 | 25 | 46 | .764 | .323 | .441 | .248 |
| 2032 | HHP | 73 | 223 | 56 | 3 | 1 | 13 | 39 | 18 | 50 | .761 | .313 | .448 | .251 |
| 2032 | LHP | 57 | 138 | 38 | 2 | 2 | 9 | 33 | 17 | 33 | .873 | .359 | .514 | .275 |
| 2032 | RHP | 124 | 323 | 77 | 10 | 1 | 15 | 40 | 26 | 63 | .715 | .300 | .415 | .238 |
| 2033 | AHP | 71 | 182 | 42 | 6 | 4 | 6 | 25 | 21 | 47 | .724 | .317 | .407 | .231 |
| 2033 | HHP | 74 | 190 | 38 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 20 | 16 | 42 | .549 | .264 | .284 | .200 |
| 2033 | LHP | 61 | 116 | 24 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 10 | 11 | 27 | .594 | .292 | .302 | .207 |
| 2033 | RHP | 117 | 256 | 56 | 5 | 4 | 8 | 35 | 26 | 62 | .653 | .290 | .363 | .219 |
| 2034 | AHP | 59 | 197 | 56 | 9 | 2 | 7 | 30 | 18 | 34 | .811 | .355 | .457 | .284 |
| 2034 | HHP | 57 | 182 | 41 | 12 | 0 | 7 | 22 | 25 | 32 | .729 | .322 | .407 | .225 |
| 2034 | LHP | 66 | 149 | 36 | 6 | 1 | 2 | 15 | 9 | 30 | .632 | .296 | .336 | .242 |
| 2034 | RHP | 96 | 230 | 61 | 15 | 1 | 12 | 37 | 34 | 36 | .860 | .365 | .496 | .265 |
| 2035 | AHP | 34 | 116 | 29 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 13 | 9 | 24 | .628 | .310 | .319 | .250 |
| 2035 | HHP | 38 | 131 | 34 | 5 | 2 | 6 | 17 | 12 | 31 | .787 | .322 | .466 | .260 |
| 2035 | LHP | 30 | 76 | 18 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 14 | 4 | 19 | .749 | .275 | .474 | .237 |
| 2035 | RHP | 59 | 171 | 45 | 7 | 2 | 2 | 16 | 17 | 36 | .696 | .333 | .363 | .263 |
| 2036 | AHP | 28 | 84 | 20 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 14 | 26 | .680 | .347 | .333 | .238 |
| 2036 | HHP | 35 | 102 | 30 | 5 | 0 | 2 | 21 | 10 | 22 | .759 | .357 | .402 | .294 |
| 2036 | LHP | 46 | 130 | 33 | 11 | 0 | 1 | 18 | 15 | 35 | .693 | .331 | .362 | .254 |
| 2036 | RHP | 37 | 56 | 17 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 12 | 9 | 13 | .793 | .400 | .393 | .304 |
| 2037 | AHP | 55 | 185 | 52 | 7 | 0 | 7 | 30 | 13 | 36 | .758 | .325 | .432 | .281 |
| 2037 | HHP | 55 | 178 | 49 | 12 | 0 | 6 | 24 | 17 | 30 | .781 | .337 | .444 | .275 |
| 2037 | LHP | 53 | 128 | 35 | 10 | 0 | 3 | 18 | 7 | 29 | .731 | .309 | .422 | .273 |
| 2037 | RHP | 96 | 235 | 66 | 9 | 0 | 10 | 36 | 23 | 37 | .789 | .342 | .447 | .281 |
| 2038 | AHP | 40 | 59 | 22 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 12 | 9 | 13 | 1.026 | .449 | .576 | .373 |
| 2038 | HHP | 43 | 72 | 19 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 6 | 6 | 14 | .709 | .321 | .389 | .264 |
| 2038 | LHP | 11 | 27 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 4 | 4 | .762 | .355 | .407 | .259 |
| 2038 | RHP | 76 | 104 | 34 | 6 | 1 | 3 | 14 | 11 | 23 | .878 | .388 | .490 | .327 |
| Total | AHP | 791 | 2613 | 677 | 104 | 15 | 76 | 346 | 241 | 562 | .722 | .324 | .398 | .259 |
| Total | HHP | 779 | 2462 | 573 | 83 | 8 | 77 | 335 | 227 | 521 | .665 | .298 | .367 | .233 |
| Total | LHP | 749 | 1668 | 386 | 63 | 10 | 42 | 220 | 126 | 390 | .645 | .288 | .357 | .231 |
| Total | RHP | 1314 | 3407 | 864 | 124 | 13 | 111 | 461 | 342 | 693 | .718 | .323 | .395 | .254 |
| Total | 1570 | 5075 | 1250 | 187 | 23 | 153 | 681 | 468 | 1083 | .694 | .312 | .383 | .246 |
| Date | Transaction |
| 2038-11-01 | Graham Cracker has retired from the Atlanta AeroNauts |
| 2038-04-09 | Trade #1248235 has been completed between the Atlanta AeroNauts and the Colorado Frosted Fruitballs. The Colorado Frosted Fruitballs receive Ryan Ghey from the Atlanta AeroNauts in exchange for Lets Seemifur, Graham Cracker, Draft Pick - 2040 Round 1 (COL). |
| 2037-06-18 | Graham Cracker of the Colorado Frosted Donuts is injured and is expected to be out 2 days. |
| 2030-05-01 | The Colorado Kreamcicles have promoted Graham Cracker to the major league team. |
| 2030-04-01 | The Colorado Kreamcicles have sent Graham Cracker to the minors. |
| 2029-06-01 | The Colorado Kreamcicles have promoted Graham Cracker to the major league team. |
| 2028-06-21 | The Colorado Kreamcicles have sent Graham Cracker down to the minors. |
| 2028-04-01 | The Colorado Kreamcicles have renamed Tex Graham to Graham Cracker. |
| 2025-08-25 | Tex Graham of the Houston Wings is injured and is expected to be out 27 days. |
| 2025-04-03 | The Houston Wings have auto-promoted Tex Graham to the major leagues. |