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Name Team Age
Swilper DeSkoller Retired (2038, Age 38) Died (2070, Age 71)
Drafted Position Bats/Throws
Round 1, Pick 3
(2020)		 LF L/R
League Option Years   Majors Service Time
Ed ONeill League 0 19 years (5 games)
Total Rating   Arm Range
B  B  B-
Contact vs R Contact vs L Speed
B  B  C 
Power vs R Power vs L Bunting
A- B  D-
Endurance Velocity Control
B- D- F 
Leadership   Mentor vs RHP   Mentor vs LHP  
A+ A+ A+
Health   Injured Days   Birthday
D  0 11/28/1999
WS Rings WS Appearances LCS Appearances
1 7 11
Alt Pos (3B) Alt Pos (1B) Alt Pos (RF)
A  (84.4 %) B+ (73.7 %) B  (64.0 %)

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Year Vs G AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO OPS OBP SLG AVG
2020 AHP 58 192 40 4 1 4 21 20 45 .584 .282 .302 .208
2020 HHP 51 172 43 3 0 8 23 15 38 .721 .314 .407 .250
2020 LHP 51 101 23 2 0 3 9 10 20 .634 .297 .337 .228
2020 RHP 90 263 60 5 1 9 35 25 63 .654 .297 .357 .228
2021 AHP 70 256 64 8 1 9 36 21 56 .700 .306 .395 .250
2021 HHP 65 232 67 13 3 15 46 24 63 .921 .357 .565 .289
2021 LHP 67 135 29 2 2 4 11 9 36 .617 .269 .348 .215
2021 RHP 117 353 102 19 2 20 71 36 83 .877 .353 .524 .289
2022 AHP 64 251 66 11 2 9 33 24 61 .762 .332 .430 .263
2022 HHP 55 208 58 9 2 13 32 18 47 .865 .336 .529 .279
2022 LHP 69 154 36 6 0 5 20 13 43 .664 .293 .370 .234
2022 RHP 100 305 88 14 4 17 45 29 65 .882 .354 .528 .289
2023 AHP 54 201 51 9 1 13 34 26 33 .840 .338 .502 .254
2023 HHP 81 307 88 16 3 16 58 41 73 .882 .367 .515 .287
2023 LHP 76 171 37 6 1 8 20 21 37 .702 .299 .404 .216
2023 RHP 116 337 102 19 3 21 72 46 69 .948 .384 .564 .303
2024 AHP 50 191 50 7 1 4 20 24 38 .719 .347 .372 .262
2024 HHP 50 195 66 9 1 13 39 21 40 .995 .400 .595 .338
2024 LHP 62 144 38 3 1 4 10 16 28 .726 .344 .382 .264
2024 RHP 83 242 78 13 1 13 49 29 50 .937 .391 .545 .322
2025 AHP 71 250 75 17 0 13 44 33 55 .913 .389 .524 .300
2025 HHP 69 255 79 15 3 23 55 17 61 1.014 .352 .663 .310
2025 LHP 80 199 56 15 1 12 38 19 42 .892 .344 .548 .281
2025 RHP 116 306 98 17 2 24 61 31 74 1.012 .388 .624 .320
2026 AHP 69 261 85 15 1 12 40 19 38 .898 .369 .529 .326
2026 HHP 60 227 60 13 0 10 40 21 54 .782 .328 .454 .264
2026 LHP 67 159 41 9 0 4 14 20 25 .731 .341 .390 .258
2026 RHP 107 329 104 19 1 18 66 20 67 .898 .354 .544 .316
2027 AHP 63 240 76 16 2 13 49 30 53 .957 .395 .562 .317
2027 HHP 58 217 64 8 3 10 37 20 44 .855 .357 .498 .295
2027 LHP 55 123 40 5 1 7 26 19 21 .974 .421 .553 .325
2027 RHP 104 334 100 19 4 16 60 31 76 .884 .360 .524 .299
2028 AHP 41 115 27 6 0 6 18 14 27 .761 .318 .443 .235
2028 HHP 35 102 33 4 1 9 31 9 15 1.019 .372 .647 .324
2028 LHP 36 90 20 6 0 4 14 8 21 .705 .283 .422 .222
2028 RHP 62 127 40 4 1 11 35 15 21 1.007 .385 .622 .315
2029 AHP 41 109 34 10 2 6 22 14 19 .994 .389 .606 .312
2029 HHP 31 76 23 5 1 2 12 4 20 .819 .346 .474 .303
2029 LHP 28 74 25 6 2 2 13 5 20 .934 .380 .554 .338
2029 RHP 63 111 32 9 1 6 21 13 19 .917 .367 .550 .288
2030 AHP 70 289 67 11 1 9 32 29 63 .671 .300 .370 .232
2030 HHP 62 246 77 13 3 16 52 28 45 .971 .385 .585 .313
2030 LHP 85 218 58 12 1 11 30 26 42 .825 .343 .482 .266
2030 RHP 106 317 86 12 3 14 54 31 66 .798 .337 .461 .271
2031 AHP 68 283 94 19 6 13 48 33 52 .981 .402 .580 .332
2031 HHP 62 233 62 10 4 13 38 35 48 .877 .367 .511 .266
2031 LHP 85 214 68 14 4 7 25 29 44 .920 .402 .519 .318
2031 RHP 109 302 88 15 6 19 61 39 56 .944 .375 .570 .291
2032 AHP 67 273 83 9 3 18 48 26 44 .926 .370 .557 .304
2032 HHP 69 260 83 11 4 21 48 31 38 1.027 .392 .635 .319
2032 LHP 76 182 50 6 2 8 23 18 34 .808 .347 .462 .275
2032 RHP 116 351 116 14 5 31 73 39 48 1.062 .398 .664 .330
2033 AHP 67 274 87 16 1 15 47 31 52 .935 .388 .547 .318
2033 HHP 63 235 82 13 3 17 56 33 51 1.079 .432 .647 .349
2033 LHP 64 149 50 8 1 6 31 17 28 .935 .412 .523 .336
2033 RHP 115 360 119 21 3 26 72 47 75 1.029 .407 .622 .331
2034 AHP 67 218 60 11 0 9 37 15 47 .770 .321 .450 .275
2034 HHP 66 234 65 8 0 16 46 13 56 .828 .311 .517 .278
2034 LHP 57 133 39 7 0 7 27 6 31 .825 .321 .504 .293
2034 RHP 115 319 86 12 0 18 56 22 72 .790 .313 .476 .270
2035 AHP 56 133 37 5 0 12 27 8 20 .901 .315 .586 .278
2035 HHP 52 99 28 4 0 5 26 14 18 .843 .368 .475 .283
2035 LHP 25 45 12 2 0 3 6 6 6 .864 .353 .511 .267
2035 RHP 102 187 53 7 0 14 47 16 32 .880 .335 .545 .283
2036 AHP 49 113 28 6 1 5 15 11 27 .771 .320 .451 .248
2036 HHP 59 117 35 4 1 4 19 15 24 .829 .376 .453 .299
2036 LHP 32 67 17 4 0 1 8 9 16 .700 .342 .358 .254
2036 RHP 99 163 46 6 2 8 26 17 35 .842 .352 .491 .282
2037 AHP 66 213 52 11 0 4 24 17 37 .652 .300 .352 .244
2037 HHP 67 220 56 8 1 10 27 20 46 .752 .315 .436 .255
2037 LHP 41 70 11 6 0 0 4 7 14 .477 .234 .243 .157
2037 RHP 121 363 97 13 1 14 47 30 69 .747 .322 .424 .267
2038 AHP 66 216 42 8 1 2 11 23 41 .540 .272 .269 .194
2038 HHP 64 221 64 13 0 7 25 27 29 .811 .368 .443 .290
2038 LHP 60 120 32 7 1 0 8 18 17 .704 .362 .342 .267
2038 RHP 111 317 74 14 0 9 28 32 53 .668 .305 .363 .233
Total AHP 1157 4078 1118 199 24 176 606 418 808 .807 .343 .464 .274
Total HHP 1119 3856 1133 179 33 228 710 406 810 .896 .361 .535 .294
Total LHP 1116 2548 682 126 17 96 337 276 525 .784 .341 .443 .268
Total RHP 1952 5386 1569 252 40 308 979 548 1093 .881 .357 .525 .291
Total 2276 7934 2251 378 57 404 1316 824 1618 .850 .352 .498 .284
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2038-11-01Swilper DeSkoller has retired from the Washington C-Spans
2033-09-23Swilper DeSkoller of the Washington C-Spans is injured and is expected to be out 33 days.
2032-08-13Trade #1218698 has been completed between the Washington C-Spans and the Texas Fury. The Texas Fury receive Jerry Kurl, Uncle Miltie, Vah JJ Marsh, Draft Pick 2035 Round 1 WAS (Usami Kakuzen) from the Washington C-Spans in exchange for Jody Ritchey, Swilper DeSkoller.
2031-08-06Swilper DeSkoller of the Texas Fury is injured and is expected to be out 8 days.
2028-06-16Swilper DeSkoller of the Texas Fury is injured and is expected to be out 12 days.
2026-07-02Trade #1184276 has been completed between the Pittsburgh Offenders and the Texas Fury. The Texas Fury receive No Ho Mo, Swilper DeSkoller, Uncle Phil from the Pittsburgh Offenders in exchange for Orie Johnson, Earle Rowe, Draft Pick 2028 Round 1 TEX (Crocodile Bundy).
2026-04-01The Pittsburgh Offenders have placed Swilper DeSkoller on the trade block.
2024-06-29Swilper DeSkoller of the Pittsburgh Offenders is injured and is expected to be out 47 days.
2022-06-09Swilper DeSkoller of the Pittsburgh Offenders is injured and is expected to be out 23 days.
2022-04-01The Pittsburgh Offenders have renamed Reallongname Butcantbechanged to Swilper DeSkoller.
2021-03-25The Pittsburgh Protectors have renamed Steve Rooney to Reallongname Butcantbechanged.
2020-07-07Steve Rooney of the Pittsburgh Prophylactics is injured and is expected to be out 37 days.
2020-04-01The Pittsburgh Prophylactics have promoted Steve Rooney to the major league team.