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Name	Team	Age
Swilper DeSkoller	Retired (2038, Age 38)	Died (2070, Age 71)
Drafted	Position	Bats/Throws
Round 1, Pick 3 (2020)	LF	L/R
League	Option Years	Majors Service Time
Ed ONeill League	0	19 years (5 games)
Total Rating	Arm	Range
B	B	B-
Contact vs R	Contact vs L	Speed
B	B	C
Power vs R	Power vs L	Bunting
A-	B	D-
Endurance	Velocity	Control
B-	D-	F
Leadership	Mentor vs RHP	Mentor vs LHP
A+	A+	A+
Health	Injured Days	Birthday
D	0	11/28/1999
WS Rings	WS Appearances	LCS Appearances
1	7	11
Alt Pos (3B)	Alt Pos (1B)	Alt Pos (RF)
A  (84.4 %)	B+ (73.7 %)	B  (64.0 %)

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Skill grades calculated using approximate current ratings minus past improvements.
Year	Contact vs R	Power vs R	Contact vs L	Power vs L	Speed	Arm	Range
2020	B+	A	B-	B+	C	C-	C-
2021	B+	A	B-	B+	C+	C+	C-
2022	B+	A	B-	B+	B-	C+	C
2023	B+	A+	B	A-	B-	B-	C+
2024	B+	A+	B	A	B	B	B-
2025	B+	A+	B	A	B	B	B
2026	B+	A+	B+	A	B+	B+	B
2027	A-	A+	B+	A	B+	B+	B
2028	A-	A+	B+	A	B+	B+	B+
2029	A-	A+	B+	A	B+	B+	B+
2030	A-	A+	B+	A	B+	B+	B+
2031	A-	A+	B+	A	A-	B+	B+
2032	A-	A+	B+	A	A-	B+	B+
2033	A-	A+	B+	A	A-	B+	B+
2034	A-	A+	B+	A	B+	B+	B
2035	A-	A+	B	A-	B	B+	B
2036	B+	A+	B	B+	B-	B	B
2037	B+	A+	B	B+	C+	B	B-
2038	B	A	B	B	C+	B	B-

Career Transactions

Date	Transaction
2038-11-01	Swilper DeSkoller has retired from the Washington C-Spans
2033-09-23	Swilper DeSkoller of the Washington C-Spans is injured and is expected to be out 33 days.
2032-08-13	Trade #1218698 has been completed between the Washington C-Spans and the Texas Fury. The Texas Fury receive Jerry Kurl, Uncle Miltie, Vah JJ Marsh, Draft Pick 2035 Round 1 WAS (Usami Kakuzen) from the Washington C-Spans in exchange for Jody Ritchey, Swilper DeSkoller.
2031-08-06	Swilper DeSkoller of the Texas Fury is injured and is expected to be out 8 days.
2028-06-16	Swilper DeSkoller of the Texas Fury is injured and is expected to be out 12 days.
2026-07-02	Trade #1184276 has been completed between the Pittsburgh Offenders and the Texas Fury. The Texas Fury receive No Ho Mo, Swilper DeSkoller, Uncle Phil from the Pittsburgh Offenders in exchange for Orie Johnson, Earle Rowe, Draft Pick 2028 Round 1 TEX (Crocodile Bundy).
2026-04-01	The Pittsburgh Offenders have placed Swilper DeSkoller on the trade block.
2024-06-29	Swilper DeSkoller of the Pittsburgh Offenders is injured and is expected to be out 47 days.
2022-06-09	Swilper DeSkoller of the Pittsburgh Offenders is injured and is expected to be out 23 days.
2022-04-01	The Pittsburgh Offenders have renamed Reallongname Butcantbechanged to Swilper DeSkoller.
2021-03-25	The Pittsburgh Protectors have renamed Steve Rooney to Reallongname Butcantbechanged.
2020-07-07	Steve Rooney of the Pittsburgh Prophylactics is injured and is expected to be out 37 days.
2020-04-01	The Pittsburgh Prophylactics have promoted Steve Rooney to the major league team.