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Name Team Age
Swilper DeSkoller Retired (2038, Age 38) Died (2070, Age 71)
Drafted Position Bats/Throws
Round 1, Pick 3
(2020)		 LF L/R
League Option Years   Majors Service Time
Ed ONeill League 0 19 years (5 games)
Total Rating   Arm Range
B  B  B-
Contact vs R Contact vs L Speed
B  B  C 
Power vs R Power vs L Bunting
A- B  D-
Endurance Velocity Control
B- D- F 
Leadership   Mentor vs RHP   Mentor vs LHP  
A+ A+ A+
Health   Injured Days   Birthday
D  0 11/28/1999
WS Rings WS Appearances LCS Appearances
1 7 11
Alt Pos (3B) Alt Pos (1B) Alt Pos (RF)
A  (84.4 %) B+ (73.7 %) B  (64.0 %)

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Year POS Team G GS INN TC PO A E DP +/- RF   FPCT
2020 1B PIT 49 49 412.33 388 376 11 1 22 -5 8.45 .997
CF PIT 7 7 54.0 18 17 0 1 0 0 2.83 .944
RF PIT 52 52 405.66 94 93 0 1 0 -2 2.06 .989
2021 1B PIT 43 43 374.66 399 383 11 5 30 -5 9.46 .987
3B PIT 43 43 352.33 104 35 61 8 2 -7 2.45 .923
SS PIT 16 16 137.0 61 16 41 4 4 -4 3.74 .934
LF PIT 33 33 282.33 75 72 1 2 0 +1 2.33 .973
2022 2B PIT 71 71 612.33 328 121 195 12 19 -4 4.64 .963
3B PIT 48 48 411.0 117 35 77 5 2 -2 2.45 .957
2023 2B PIT 39 39 339.0 201 65 129 7 12 -4 5.15 .965
3B PIT 67 67 595.66 165 42 117 6 6 -2 2.40 .964
CF PIT 29 29 252.33 78 73 1 4 0 -2 2.64 .949
2024 LF PIT 36 36 315.33 89 82 5 2 0 -5 2.48 .978
CF PIT 64 64 564.33 136 131 3 2 0 -2 2.14 .985
2025 1B PIT 1 1 8.0 11 11 0 0 0 0 12.38 1.000
2B PIT 2 0 9.0 3 2 1 0 0 0 3.00 1.000
3B PIT 2 1 9.0 4 1 3 0 0 0 4.00 1.000
LF PIT 39 38 336.33 87 81 4 2 0 -2 2.27 .977
CF PIT 71 71 621.33 163 155 4 4 0 -5 2.30 .975
RF PIT 11 10 87.0 23 23 0 0 0 0 2.38 1.000
2026 1B PIT-TEX 56 53 480.66 456 439 15 2 26 +6 8.50 .996
3B PIT-TEX 14 14 129.0 38 10 25 3 2 +2 2.44 .921
LF PIT-TEX 19 19 167.0 44 44 0 0 0 0 2.37 1.000
CF PIT-TEX 21 21 181.66 53 50 0 3 0 -1 2.48 .943
RF PIT-TEX 10 10 86.0 20 18 0 2 0 -1 1.88 .900
2027 1B TEX 7 7 63.0 66 62 4 0 4 +1 9.43 1.000
2B TEX 18 18 164.66 77 29 47 1 8 -4 4.15 .987
3B TEX 23 23 209.33 62 10 48 4 0 -1 2.49 .935
SS TEX 1 1 9.0 6 5 1 0 0 0 6.00 1.000
LF TEX 56 54 484.33 103 100 2 1 0 0 1.90 .990
RF TEX 8 8 71.0 13 13 0 0 0 0 1.65 1.000
2028 1B TEX 1 1 11.0 11 11 0 0 2 0 9.00 1.000
3B TEX 13 13 116.0 35 10 24 1 0 0 2.64 .971
SS TEX 4 4 36.0 13 5 8 0 2 0 3.25 1.000
LF TEX 18 17 162.33 44 43 0 1 0 +1 2.38 .977
RF TEX 10 10 90.0 24 22 2 0 0 0 2.40 1.000
2029 3B TEX 7 7 63.0 20 3 16 1 1 -1 2.71 .950
LF TEX 21 19 172.33 37 36 1 0 0 0 1.93 1.000
RF TEX 13 13 113.66 30 29 1 0 0 -2 2.38 1.000
2030 3B TEX 4 4 33.0 12 0 10 2 0 -1 2.73 .833
LF TEX 125 124 1108.66 267 260 5 2 0 +2 2.15 .993
RF TEX 1 1 9.0 5 5 0 0 0 0 5.00 1.000
2031 LF TEX 130 130 1158.0 243 234 5 4 0 -1 1.86 .984
2032 3B TEX-WAS 35 35 303.33 78 17 60 1 2 -1 2.28 .987
LF TEX-WAS 101 101 896.66 199 195 3 1 1 +4 1.99 .995
2033 3B WAS 130 130 1158.33 314 83 224 7 14 +3 2.39 .978
2034 1B WAS 1 0 2.0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.00 NaN
2B WAS 8 7 64.0 29 12 15 2 3 +1 3.80 .931
3B WAS 63 63 562.66 164 31 126 7 9 +8 2.51 .957
SS WAS 2 2 17.66 8 5 3 0 1 0 4.08 1.000
LF WAS 15 15 147.0 35 33 2 0 0 0 2.14 1.000
CF WAS 14 14 122.0 22 21 0 1 0 -1 1.55 .955
RF WAS 8 8 69.0 13 11 0 2 0 0 1.43 .846
2035 1B WAS 13 13 117.0 112 111 1 0 9 0 8.62 1.000
3B WAS 13 13 121.0 33 8 23 2 0 +1 2.31 .939
LF WAS 5 4 38.0 12 11 1 0 0 +1 2.84 1.000
CF WAS 11 11 93.0 17 17 0 0 0 -1 1.65 1.000
RF WAS 8 7 68.33 11 11 0 0 0 0 1.45 1.000
2036 1B WAS 17 17 159.0 156 153 2 1 13 -1 8.77 .994
3B WAS 31 31 264.0 78 18 57 3 2 +1 2.56 .962
LF WAS 3 3 25.0 3 3 0 0 0 0 1.08 1.000
2037 1B WAS 15 15 134.0 152 147 3 2 9 -2 10.07 .987
3B WAS 23 23 197.0 69 20 46 3 4 -3 3.02 .957
LF WAS 74 74 640.0 154 148 4 2 1 -3 2.14 .987
RF WAS 5 5 45.66 3 3 0 0 0 -1 0.59 1.000
2038 1B WAS 10 10 85.66 86 80 6 0 4 +1 9.04 1.000
LF WAS 120 120 1038.33 236 226 6 4 0 -1 2.01 .983
Pos Total 1B 213 209 1847.31 1837 1773 53 11 119 -5 8.90 .994
2B 138 135 1188.99 638 229 387 22 42 -11 4.66 .966
3B 516 515 4524.64 1293 323 917 53 44 -3 2.47 .959
SS 23 23 199.66 88 31 53 4 7 -4 3.79 .955
LF 795 787 6971.63 1628 1568 39 21 2 -3 2.07 .987
CF 217 217 1888.65 487 464 8 15 0 -12 2.25 .969
RF 126 124 1045.31 236 228 3 5 0 -6 1.99 .979
Total 2028 2010 17666.19 6207 4616 1460 131 214 -44 3.10 .979
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2038-11-01Swilper DeSkoller has retired from the Washington C-Spans
2033-09-23Swilper DeSkoller of the Washington C-Spans is injured and is expected to be out 33 days.
2032-08-13Trade #1218698 has been completed between the Washington C-Spans and the Texas Fury. The Texas Fury receive Jerry Kurl, Uncle Miltie, Vah JJ Marsh, Draft Pick 2035 Round 1 WAS (Usami Kakuzen) from the Washington C-Spans in exchange for Jody Ritchey, Swilper DeSkoller.
2031-08-06Swilper DeSkoller of the Texas Fury is injured and is expected to be out 8 days.
2028-06-16Swilper DeSkoller of the Texas Fury is injured and is expected to be out 12 days.
2026-07-02Trade #1184276 has been completed between the Pittsburgh Offenders and the Texas Fury. The Texas Fury receive No Ho Mo, Swilper DeSkoller, Uncle Phil from the Pittsburgh Offenders in exchange for Orie Johnson, Earle Rowe, Draft Pick 2028 Round 1 TEX (Crocodile Bundy).
2026-04-01The Pittsburgh Offenders have placed Swilper DeSkoller on the trade block.
2024-06-29Swilper DeSkoller of the Pittsburgh Offenders is injured and is expected to be out 47 days.
2022-06-09Swilper DeSkoller of the Pittsburgh Offenders is injured and is expected to be out 23 days.
2022-04-01The Pittsburgh Offenders have renamed Reallongname Butcantbechanged to Swilper DeSkoller.
2021-03-25The Pittsburgh Protectors have renamed Steve Rooney to Reallongname Butcantbechanged.
2020-07-07Steve Rooney of the Pittsburgh Prophylactics is injured and is expected to be out 37 days.
2020-04-01The Pittsburgh Prophylactics have promoted Steve Rooney to the major league team.