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Name Team Age
Laus Penalty Retired (2039, Age 38) Died (2075, Age 74)
Drafted Position Bats/Throws
Round 1, Pick 3
(2019)		 1B B/R
League Option Years   Majors Service Time
Ed ONeill League 0 17 years (142 games)
Total Rating   Arm Range
B  B+ B 
Contact vs R Contact vs L Speed
B+ B  B-
Power vs R Power vs L Bunting
B  B+ C-
Endurance Velocity Control
B- D- D+
Leadership   Mentor vs RHP   Mentor vs LHP  
C- B+ B+
Health   Injured Days   Birthday
C- 0 2/20/2001
WS Rings WS Appearances LCS Appearances
0 3 5
Alt Pos (LF) Alt Pos (3B) Alt Pos (RF)
D  (16.2 %) D- (4.9 %) F  (2.6 %)

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Year Vs G AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO OPS OBP SLG AVG
2022 AHP 44 153 27 3 1 3 11 14 38 .512 .244 .268 .176
2022 HHP 44 145 29 4 0 5 13 12 23 .592 .261 .331 .200
2022 LHP 43 98 15 2 0 2 2 7 18 .444 .210 .235 .153
2022 RHP 75 200 41 5 1 6 22 19 43 .603 .273 .330 .205
2023 AHP 71 277 75 9 2 6 46 26 55 .716 .333 .383 .271
2023 HHP 71 269 70 10 0 5 42 23 52 .671 .318 .353 .260
2023 LHP 66 167 32 4 0 2 22 17 34 .527 .275 .251 .192
2023 RHP 122 379 113 15 2 9 66 32 73 .768 .349 .420 .298
2024 AHP 70 279 76 15 4 14 49 19 59 .820 .315 .505 .272
2024 HHP 72 268 72 13 0 11 34 30 51 .781 .341 .440 .269
2024 LHP 54 136 28 3 1 2 10 11 32 .550 .264 .287 .206
2024 RHP 125 411 120 25 3 23 73 38 78 .884 .349 .535 .292
2025 AHP 64 250 78 11 2 7 32 26 47 .832 .376 .456 .312
2025 HHP 54 207 60 10 4 10 32 25 40 .890 .369 .522 .290
2025 LHP 52 127 34 6 1 3 15 13 29 .735 .333 .402 .268
2025 RHP 98 330 104 15 5 14 49 38 58 .905 .387 .518 .315
2026 AHP 72 290 91 14 3 13 42 30 62 .893 .376 .517 .314
2026 HHP 70 283 84 14 1 17 46 23 58 .884 .351 .534 .297
2026 LHP 64 188 55 11 0 14 33 14 44 .914 .340 .574 .293
2026 RHP 117 385 120 17 4 16 55 39 76 .876 .375 .501 .312
2027 AHP 72 305 101 16 3 19 64 28 54 .978 .387 .590 .331
2027 HHP 70 274 88 13 4 12 39 29 50 .916 .387 .529 .321
2027 LHP 71 191 69 10 3 15 48 16 35 1.092 .411 .681 .361
2027 RHP 118 388 120 19 4 16 55 41 69 .878 .375 .503 .309
2028 AHP 69 254 66 9 4 11 34 34 49 .806 .349 .457 .260
2028 HHP 76 288 91 16 2 15 48 24 59 .909 .367 .542 .316
2028 LHP 70 207 61 11 1 14 39 21 43 .917 .357 .560 .295
2028 RHP 115 335 96 14 5 12 43 37 65 .826 .360 .466 .287
2029 AHP 72 282 86 12 0 12 44 43 57 .874 .399 .475 .305
2029 HHP 70 272 77 17 0 12 44 34 43 .841 .363 .478 .283
2029 LHP 82 216 56 9 0 10 39 34 47 .799 .360 .440 .259
2029 RHP 118 338 107 20 0 14 49 43 53 .896 .396 .500 .317
2030 AHP 53 190 44 7 2 4 16 13 52 .632 .279 .353 .232
2030 HHP 52 200 65 14 4 12 40 13 34 .984 .369 .615 .325
2030 LHP 61 165 42 12 5 2 15 10 41 .725 .301 .424 .255
2030 RHP 77 225 67 9 1 14 41 16 45 .876 .343 .533 .298
2031 AHP 58 227 72 8 1 10 33 30 46 .891 .398 .493 .317
2031 HHP 64 240 78 8 4 14 35 33 37 .974 .407 .567 .325
2031 LHP 79 203 54 3 1 7 17 29 38 .755 .361 .394 .266
2031 RHP 95 264 96 13 4 17 51 34 45 1.072 .435 .636 .364
2032 AHP 68 282 79 11 2 15 48 25 49 .834 .341 .493 .280
2032 HHP 75 290 88 16 2 12 48 41 66 .884 .387 .497 .303
2032 LHP 73 175 49 9 1 9 30 19 39 .846 .349 .497 .280
2032 RHP 128 397 118 18 3 18 66 47 76 .866 .372 .494 .297
2033 AHP 72 284 88 11 2 15 50 34 59 .904 .383 .521 .310
2033 HHP 68 253 81 8 4 10 39 34 58 .901 .399 .502 .320
2033 LHP 60 149 47 7 0 7 23 18 39 .892 .388 .503 .315
2033 RHP 124 388 122 12 6 18 66 50 78 .907 .392 .515 .314
2034 AHP 68 251 66 11 2 14 48 25 42 .815 .325 .490 .263
2034 HHP 63 220 74 13 1 9 42 28 31 .938 .410 .527 .336
2034 LHP 67 145 47 9 0 9 35 18 24 .965 .393 .572 .324
2034 RHP 111 326 93 15 3 14 55 35 49 .831 .353 .479 .285
2035 AHP 71 293 107 14 5 17 56 34 49 1.050 .429 .621 .365
2035 HHP 71 275 81 16 0 18 55 21 51 .899 .350 .549 .295
2035 LHP 75 183 60 10 2 14 39 22 41 1.035 .401 .634 .328
2035 RHP 124 385 128 20 3 21 72 33 59 .950 .386 .564 .332
2036 AHP 70 292 77 12 3 10 48 29 54 .757 .329 .428 .264
2036 HHP 72 273 77 11 2 13 48 30 55 .841 .362 .480 .282
2036 LHP 71 183 54 5 1 13 39 16 32 .905 .358 .546 .295
2036 RHP 125 382 100 18 4 10 57 43 77 .747 .339 .408 .262
2037 AHP 56 197 55 4 1 9 34 28 40 .818 .372 .447 .279
2037 HHP 54 202 45 11 0 5 28 18 43 .637 .285 .351 .223
2037 LHP 56 128 35 7 0 3 18 23 32 .783 .384 .398 .273
2037 RHP 89 271 65 8 1 11 44 23 51 .699 .301 .399 .240
2038 AHP 54 91 27 5 0 5 11 6 21 .863 .347 .516 .297
2038 HHP 54 91 21 7 0 1 5 12 21 .661 .320 .341 .231
2038 LHP 52 83 18 5 0 2 7 11 24 .665 .316 .349 .217
2038 RHP 69 99 30 7 0 4 9 7 18 .844 .349 .495 .303
2039 AHP 57 91 21 4 1 3 4 11 23 .716 .320 .396 .231
2039 HHP 53 85 18 2 1 2 11 10 25 .624 .295 .329 .212
2039 LHP 41 56 17 2 1 3 10 11 16 .954 .418 .536 .304
2039 RHP 80 120 22 4 1 2 5 10 32 .535 .252 .283 .183
Total AHP 1161 4288 1236 176 38 187 670 455 856 .834 .356 .478 .288
Total HHP 1153 4135 1199 203 29 183 649 440 797 .845 .359 .486 .290
Total LHP 1137 2800 773 125 17 131 441 310 608 .822 .349 .473 .276
Total RHP 1910 5623 1662 254 50 239 878 585 1045 .848 .362 .486 .296
Total 2314 8423 2435 379 67 370 1319 895 1653 .839 .358 .482 .289
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2039-11-01Laus Penalty has retired from the Washington C-Spans
2034-08-18Laus Penalty of the Washington C-Spans is injured and is expected to be out 14 days.
2031-09-04Laus Penalty of the Washington s 17 Trillion in the Hole is injured and is expected to be out 40 days.
2030-04-19Laus Penalty of the Washington Elites is injured and is expected to be out 19 days.
2025-07-16Laus Penalty of the Washington Elites is injured and is expected to be out 32 days.
2022-06-11The Washington Elites have promoted Laus Penalty to the major league team. The Washington Elites have sent Don Keedix to the minors.
2019-04-11The Washington Elites have renamed Jim Bolling to Laus Penalty.