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Name Team Age
Laus Penalty Retired (2039, Age 38) Died (2075, Age 74)
Drafted Position Bats/Throws
Round 1, Pick 3
(2019)		 1B B/R
League Option Years   Majors Service Time
Ed ONeill League 0 17 years (142 games)
Total Rating   Arm Range
B  B+ B 
Contact vs R Contact vs L Speed
B+ B  B-
Power vs R Power vs L Bunting
B  B+ C-
Endurance Velocity Control
B- D- D+
Leadership   Mentor vs RHP   Mentor vs LHP  
C- B+ B+
Health   Injured Days   Birthday
C- 0 2/20/2001
WS Rings WS Appearances LCS Appearances
0 3 5
Alt Pos (LF) Alt Pos (3B) Alt Pos (RF)
D  (16.2 %) D- (4.9 %) F  (2.6 %)
Alt Pos (---) Alt Pos (C) Alt Pos (2B)
F  (0.0 %) F  (0.0 %) F  (0.0 %)
Alt Pos (SS) Alt Pos (CF)
F  (0.0 %) F  (0.0 %)

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Year Team C 1B 2B 3B SS LF CF RF PH
2022 WAS 0 0 0 80 0 0 0 0 8
2023 WAS 0 121 0 21 0 0 0 0 0
2024 WAS 0 141 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
2025 WAS 0 118 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
2026 WAS 0 142 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
2027 WAS 0 142 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
2028 WAS 0 132 0 3 0 0 0 0 10
2029 WAS 0 142 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
2030 WAS 3 93 0 0 0 0 0 0 9
2031 WAS 0 121 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
2032 WAS 0 143 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
2033 WAS 0 136 0 0 0 0 0 0 4
2034 WAS 0 110 0 6 1 2 0 0 12
2035 WAS 0 142 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
2036 WAS 0 142 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
2037 WAS 0 107 0 0 0 0 0 0 3
2038 WAS 0 16 1 7 0 9 0 0 75
2039 WAS 0 20 0 10 1 2 1 2 74
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2039-11-01Laus Penalty has retired from the Washington C-Spans
2034-08-18Laus Penalty of the Washington C-Spans is injured and is expected to be out 14 days.
2031-09-04Laus Penalty of the Washington s 17 Trillion in the Hole is injured and is expected to be out 40 days.
2030-04-19Laus Penalty of the Washington Elites is injured and is expected to be out 19 days.
2025-07-16Laus Penalty of the Washington Elites is injured and is expected to be out 32 days.
2022-06-11The Washington Elites have promoted Laus Penalty to the major league team. The Washington Elites have sent Don Keedix to the minors.
2019-04-11The Washington Elites have renamed Jim Bolling to Laus Penalty.