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Name Team Age
Laus Penalty Retired (2039, Age 38) Died (2075, Age 74)
Drafted Position Bats/Throws
Round 1, Pick 3
(2019)		 1B B/R
League Option Years   Majors Service Time
Ed ONeill League 0 17 years (142 games)
Total Rating   Arm Range
B  B+ B 
Contact vs R Contact vs L Speed
B+ B  B-
Power vs R Power vs L Bunting
B  B+ C-
Endurance Velocity Control
B- D- D+
Leadership   Mentor vs RHP   Mentor vs LHP  
C- B+ B+
Health   Injured Days   Birthday
C- 0 2/20/2001
WS Rings WS Appearances LCS Appearances
0 3 5
Alt Pos (LF) Alt Pos (3B) Alt Pos (RF)
D  (16.2 %) D- (4.9 %) F  (2.6 %)

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Year   Series G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO SB CS E OPS OBP SLG AVG
2032 LCS 6 23 8 8 2 0 2 5 2 3 3 0 0 1.080 .385 .696 .348
2033 LCS 6 23 2 6 2 0 0 4 4 6 2 0 1 .718 .370 .348 .261
2033 WS 4 17 0 8 1 0 0 2 0 2 1 1 0 1.000 .471 .529 .471
2034 LCS 4 19 4 7 0 0 0 4 0 3 3 0 0 .737 .368 .368 .368
2034 WS 5 17 3 5 1 0 0 2 4 3 1 1 0 .782 .429 .353 .294
2035 LCS 5 18 4 6 3 0 0 2 2 1 1 1 0 .900 .400 .500 .333
2035 WS 7 28 3 7 1 0 1 5 3 7 1 1 0 .715 .323 .393 .250
2036 LCS 5 21 3 6 2 0 0 0 0 3 1 1 0 .667 .286 .381 .286
Total 42 166 27 53 12 0 3 24 15 28 13 5 1 .819 .374 .446 .319
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2039-11-01Laus Penalty has retired from the Washington C-Spans
2034-08-18Laus Penalty of the Washington C-Spans is injured and is expected to be out 14 days.
2031-09-04Laus Penalty of the Washington s 17 Trillion in the Hole is injured and is expected to be out 40 days.
2030-04-19Laus Penalty of the Washington Elites is injured and is expected to be out 19 days.
2025-07-16Laus Penalty of the Washington Elites is injured and is expected to be out 32 days.
2022-06-11The Washington Elites have promoted Laus Penalty to the major league team. The Washington Elites have sent Don Keedix to the minors.
2019-04-11The Washington Elites have renamed Jim Bolling to Laus Penalty.