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Name Team Age
Laus Penalty Retired (2039, Age 38) Died (2075, Age 74)
Drafted Position Bats/Throws
Round 1, Pick 3
(2019)		 1B B/R
League Option Years   Majors Service Time
Ed ONeill League 0 17 years (142 games)
Total Rating   Arm Range
B  B+ B 
Contact vs R Contact vs L Speed
B+ B  B-
Power vs R Power vs L Bunting
B  B+ C-
Endurance Velocity Control
B- D- D+
Leadership   Mentor vs RHP   Mentor vs LHP  
C- B+ B+
Health   Injured Days   Birthday
C- 0 2/20/2001
WS Rings WS Appearances LCS Appearances
0 3 5
Alt Pos (LF) Alt Pos (3B) Alt Pos (RF)
D  (16.2 %) D- (4.9 %) F  (2.6 %)

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  Skill grades calculated using approximate current ratings minus past improvements.
Year  Contact vs R   Power vs R   Contact vs L   Power vs L   Speed   Arm   Range 
2019B-B C+B+B-C-D+
2020B-B+B-B+B-C C-
2021B B+B-A-B C+C 
2022B A-B A-B B C 
2023B+A-B A-B B C+
2024B+A-B+A B+B C+
2025A-A-B+A B+B+B-
2026A-A B+A B+B+B-
2027A-A B+A+A-B+B 
2028A-A B+A+A-A-B 
2029A A A-A+A-A-B 
2030A A A-A+A-A-B 
2031A A A-A+A-A-B 
2032A A A-A+A-A-B 
2033A A A-A+A-A-B 
2034A A A-A+A-A-B 
2035A A A-A+A-A-B 
2036A-A-B+A+B+A-B 
2037A-A-B+A B A-B 
2038A-B+B+A B A-B 
2039B+B+B A-B A-B 
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2039-11-01Laus Penalty has retired from the Washington C-Spans
2034-08-18Laus Penalty of the Washington C-Spans is injured and is expected to be out 14 days.
2031-09-04Laus Penalty of the Washington s 17 Trillion in the Hole is injured and is expected to be out 40 days.
2030-04-19Laus Penalty of the Washington Elites is injured and is expected to be out 19 days.
2025-07-16Laus Penalty of the Washington Elites is injured and is expected to be out 32 days.
2022-06-11The Washington Elites have promoted Laus Penalty to the major league team. The Washington Elites have sent Don Keedix to the minors.
2019-04-11The Washington Elites have renamed Jim Bolling to Laus Penalty.