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Name Team Age
Steve Stephens Retired (2035, Age 36) Died (2077, Age 78)
Drafted Position Bats/Throws
Round 2, Pick 30
(2018)		 3B R/R
League Option Years   Majors Service Time
Ed ONeill League 0 15 years (44 games)
Total Rating   Arm Range
B  B+ B-
Contact vs R Contact vs L Speed
C+ B- B+
Power vs R Power vs L Bunting
A  A  C+
Endurance Velocity Control
B- D- D-
Leadership   Mentor vs RHP   Mentor vs LHP  
B- A+ A+
Health   Injured Days   Birthday
C+ 0 10/23/1999
WS Rings WS Appearances LCS Appearances
4 4 6
Alt Pos (LF) Alt Pos (RF) Alt Pos (2B)
B- (59.7 %) C  (39.4 %) C- (31.0 %)

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Year Vs G AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO OPS OBP SLG AVG
2020 AHP 43 139 23 1 0 1 5 9 37 .410 .216 .194 .165
2020 HHP 42 141 28 5 2 4 21 10 45 .602 .255 .348 .199
2020 LHP 37 88 16 0 0 2 5 6 25 .492 .242 .250 .182
2020 RHP 70 192 35 6 2 3 21 13 57 .514 .233 .281 .182
2021 AHP 71 243 47 8 1 2 21 6 57 .470 .211 .259 .193
2021 HHP 70 231 50 7 1 6 27 16 62 .601 .267 .333 .216
2021 LHP 63 141 34 7 1 2 19 3 36 .603 .255 .348 .241
2021 RHP 119 333 63 8 1 6 29 19 83 .506 .232 .273 .189
2022 AHP 74 236 60 10 2 10 33 20 68 .752 .311 .441 .254
2022 HHP 69 226 53 6 3 7 28 14 60 .659 .278 .381 .235
2022 LHP 61 131 34 7 1 7 20 13 35 .815 .326 .489 .260
2022 RHP 117 331 79 9 4 10 41 21 93 .663 .282 .381 .239
2023 AHP 70 264 62 7 0 10 39 13 64 .645 .270 .375 .235
2023 HHP 72 256 61 6 2 10 36 21 70 .691 .296 .395 .238
2023 LHP 74 153 36 5 1 4 24 12 37 .653 .293 .359 .235
2023 RHP 125 367 87 8 1 16 51 22 97 .674 .279 .395 .237
2024 AHP 72 267 56 12 0 6 24 22 73 .590 .268 .322 .210
2024 HHP 70 269 81 7 2 13 44 19 51 .832 .345 .487 .301
2024 LHP 67 161 36 5 1 8 17 10 37 .684 .267 .416 .224
2024 RHP 125 375 101 14 1 11 51 31 87 .723 .323 .400 .269
2025 AHP 72 299 62 12 0 14 50 21 83 .647 .259 .388 .207
2025 HHP 70 286 63 9 0 11 43 24 71 .647 .280 .367 .220
2025 LHP 90 205 49 11 0 9 30 16 44 .716 .291 .424 .239
2025 RHP 125 380 76 10 0 16 63 29 110 .610 .257 .353 .200
2026 AHP 63 255 71 9 6 11 37 27 63 .840 .350 .490 .278
2026 HHP 59 235 61 11 5 8 38 8 59 .744 .293 .451 .260
2026 LHP 76 173 41 6 1 8 22 15 45 .724 .302 .422 .237
2026 RHP 101 317 91 14 10 11 53 20 77 .834 .335 .498 .287
2027 AHP 72 286 83 12 4 14 58 31 61 .864 .357 .507 .290
2027 HHP 71 275 77 13 4 10 45 17 66 .785 .320 .465 .280
2027 LHP 81 189 55 11 4 8 33 15 49 .858 .340 .519 .291
2027 RHP 123 372 105 14 4 16 70 33 78 .809 .339 .470 .282
2028 AHP 59 242 70 11 0 12 47 11 57 .801 .318 .483 .289
2028 HHP 64 240 68 7 2 13 45 22 56 .836 .345 .492 .283
2028 LHP 72 160 40 4 0 6 24 11 47 .684 .297 .388 .250
2028 RHP 112 322 98 14 2 19 68 22 66 .886 .349 .537 .304
2029 AHP 71 282 64 8 4 11 47 21 64 .680 .280 .401 .227
2029 HHP 71 270 77 15 3 11 42 23 61 .828 .342 .485 .285
2029 LHP 80 178 51 9 5 8 40 13 42 .861 .333 .528 .287
2029 RHP 124 374 90 14 2 14 49 31 83 .701 .300 .401 .241
2030 AHP 67 244 71 13 3 10 42 18 59 .829 .337 .492 .291
2030 HHP 78 259 70 14 2 10 44 21 60 .782 .326 .456 .270
2030 LHP 75 160 42 11 1 5 24 11 36 .750 .312 .438 .263
2030 RHP 125 343 99 16 4 15 62 28 83 .830 .340 .490 .289
2031 AHP 54 153 34 3 2 10 26 17 46 .766 .302 .464 .222
2031 HHP 51 151 48 9 1 9 37 13 24 .937 .367 .570 .318
2031 LHP 66 117 38 7 2 11 31 10 26 1.079 .378 .701 .325
2031 RHP 72 187 44 5 1 8 32 20 44 .709 .308 .401 .235
2032 AHP 50 170 52 6 2 16 39 19 43 1.024 .377 .647 .306
2032 HHP 51 175 62 9 3 13 43 13 27 1.059 .396 .663 .354
2032 LHP 69 166 58 8 2 15 43 17 27 1.097 .404 .693 .349
2032 RHP 81 179 56 7 3 14 39 15 43 .989 .369 .620 .313
2033 AHP 71 260 75 15 0 17 63 23 60 .884 .341 .542 .288
2033 HHP 71 246 77 13 4 14 65 25 62 .949 .380 .569 .313
2033 LHP 90 180 49 10 0 12 37 17 45 .863 .335 .528 .272
2033 RHP 123 326 103 18 4 19 91 31 77 .944 .374 .571 .316
2034 AHP 25 91 25 1 0 5 15 5 18 .757 .306 .451 .275
2034 HHP 26 98 27 2 1 5 12 3 23 .764 .294 .469 .276
2034 LHP 23 28 12 1 0 3 5 1 7 1.219 .433 .786 .429
2034 RHP 50 161 40 2 1 7 22 7 34 .680 .276 .404 .248
2035 AHP 1 3 1 0 0 0 0 1 1 .833 .500 .333 .333
2035 LHP 1 3 1 0 0 0 0 1 1 .833 .500 .333 .333
Total AHP 935 3434 856 128 24 149 546 264 854 .732 .302 .431 .249
Total HHP 935 3358 903 133 35 144 570 249 797 .778 .320 .458 .269
Total LHP 1025 2233 592 102 19 108 374 171 539 .790 .317 .473 .265
Total RHP 1592 4559 1167 159 40 185 742 342 1112 .738 .308 .430 .256
Total 1870 6792 1759 261 59 293 1116 513 1651 .755 .311 .444 .259
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2035-11-01Steve Stephens has retired from the Montreal Poutine saucisses
2035-10-03The Montreal Poutine saucisses have promoted Steve Stephens to the major league team.
2035-08-23The Montreal Poutine saucisses have designated Steve Stephens for assignment.
2035-08-03The Montreal Poutine saucisses have promoted Steve Stephens to the major league team.
2035-07-07The Montreal Poutine saucisses have designated Steve Stephens for assignment.
2028-04-03Steve Stephens of the Montreal Poutine saucisses is injured and is expected to be out 25 days.
2026-05-12Steve Stephens of the Montreal Poutine saucisses is injured and is expected to be out 27 days.
2020-06-11Trade #1151670 has been completed between the San Francisco ABE SINASSE HOLE and the Montreal Poutine saucisses. The Montreal Poutine saucisses receive Mike Darby, Barry Dingle, Stinky `Pooh` Saey, Jack Martin from the San Francisco ABE SINASSE HOLE in exchange for Silver Jackson, Dizzy Bozinka, Bill Davidson.
2018-04-01The San Francisco Stanley Cup Champion Penguins have renamed Steve Stephens to Barry Dingle.
2016-07-23Trade #1130850 has been completed between the Pittsburgh Prophylactics and the San Francisco Honeydrippers. The San Francisco Honeydrippers receive Draft Pick 2018 Round 3 PIT (Steve Smith), Draft Pick 2017 Round 3 PIT (Eddy Fitzgerald), Draft Pick 2018 Round 2 FLA (Barry Dingle), Draft Pick 2019 Round 3 PIT (Ross Voigt) from the Pittsburgh Prophylactics in exchange for Early Booze, Phlat Choolaitt. Protest This Trade.
2016-03-25Trade #1128133 has been completed between the Florida Dingleberries and the Pittsburgh OwnsABE. The Pittsburgh OwnsABE receive Erskine Somerlott, Dave Schmidt, Pete Buzhardt, Ken Riviere, Matt Richardson, Jeff Blackerby, Draft Pick 2018 Round 2 FLA (Barry Dingle), Draft Pick 2017 Round 1 FLA (Bill Ginter) from the Florida Dingleberries in exchange for Willie Wachovia, Dandy Warhol, Swopes Capris. Protest This Trade.