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| Name | Team | Age |
| Steve Stephens | Retired (2035, Age 36) | Died (2077, Age 78) |
| Drafted | Position | Bats/Throws |
| Round 2, Pick 30 (2018) |
3B | R/R |
| League | Option Years
|
Majors Service Time |
| Ed ONeill League | 0 | 15 years (44 games) |
| Total Rating
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Arm | Range |
| Contact vs R | Contact vs L | Speed |
| Power vs R | Power vs L | Bunting |
| Endurance | Velocity | Control |
| Leadership
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Mentor vs RHP
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Mentor vs LHP
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| Health
|
Injured Days
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Birthday |
| 0 | 10/23/1999 | |
| WS Rings | WS Appearances | LCS Appearances |
| 4 | 4 | 6 |
| Alt Pos (LF) | Alt Pos (RF) | Alt Pos (2B) |
| (59.7 %) | (39.4 %) | (31.0 %) |
Stats | Splits | Playoffs | Positions | Improvements | Past Skills | Awards | Fielding | Game Log
| Year | POS | Team | G | GS | INN | TC | PO | A | E | DP | +/- | RF
|
FPCT |
| 2020 | SS | MON | 83 | 83 | 694.0 | 339 | 114 | 214 | 11 | 45 | -4 | 4.25 | .968 |
| 2021 | SS | MON | 120 | 120 | 1012.66 | 533 | 208 | 309 | 16 | 62 | -6 | 4.59 | .970 |
| LF | MON | 21 | 21 | 175.0 | 36 | 36 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1.85 | 1.000 | |
| 2022 | SS | MON | 142 | 141 | 1170.33 | 628 | 232 | 379 | 17 | 63 | +3 | 4.70 | .973 |
| 2023 | SS | MON | 2 | 2 | 17.0 | 8 | 1 | 7 | 0 | 1 | -1 | 4.24 | 1.000 |
| LF | MON | 140 | 140 | 1196.0 | 270 | 250 | 14 | 6 | 0 | -9 | 1.99 | .978 | |
| 2024 | LF | MON | 142 | 142 | 1236.33 | 288 | 276 | 9 | 3 | 2 | -2 | 2.07 | .990 |
| 2025 | LF | MON | 142 | 142 | 1291.66 | 274 | 263 | 9 | 2 | 1 | -1 | 1.90 | .993 |
| 2026 | RF | MON | 122 | 122 | 1099.33 | 217 | 206 | 10 | 1 | 1 | +1 | 1.77 | .995 |
| 2027 | 3B | MON | 139 | 139 | 1213.33 | 364 | 79 | 267 | 18 | 19 | -25 | 2.57 | .951 |
| RF | MON | 2 | 2 | 18.0 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1.50 | 1.000 | |
| 2028 | 3B | MON | 123 | 123 | 1086.33 | 327 | 79 | 236 | 12 | 13 | -6 | 2.61 | .963 |
| 2029 | 3B | MON | 142 | 142 | 1271.33 | 388 | 100 | 274 | 14 | 12 | +11 | 2.65 | .964 |
| 2030 | 1B | MON | 2 | 2 | 20.0 | 24 | 23 | 1 | 0 | 1 | -2 | 10.80 | 1.000 |
| 2B | MON | 11 | 11 | 103.66 | 53 | 24 | 27 | 2 | 5 | 0 | 4.43 | .962 | |
| 3B | MON | 105 | 105 | 940.66 | 307 | 75 | 222 | 10 | 11 | 0 | 2.84 | .967 | |
| SS | MON | 9 | 9 | 83.0 | 40 | 14 | 25 | 1 | 3 | -1 | 4.23 | .975 | |
| CF | MON | 3 | 3 | 27.0 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1.33 | .800 | |
| 2031 | 1B | MON | 6 | 6 | 57.0 | 56 | 55 | 0 | 1 | 6 | +1 | 8.68 | .982 |
| 2B | MON | 25 | 25 | 221.0 | 121 | 41 | 75 | 5 | 12 | -4 | 4.72 | .959 | |
| 3B | MON | 23 | 23 | 205.0 | 58 | 14 | 43 | 1 | 3 | +2 | 2.50 | .983 | |
| SS | MON | 14 | 14 | 121.0 | 53 | 26 | 24 | 3 | 4 | -3 | 3.72 | .943 | |
| CF | MON | 4 | 4 | 35.0 | 10 | 9 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2.57 | 1.000 | |
| RF | MON | 4 | 4 | 36.0 | 8 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | +1 | 2.00 | 1.000 | |
| 2032 | 1B | MON | 4 | 4 | 35.0 | 39 | 38 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 10.03 | 1.000 |
| 2B | MON | 11 | 11 | 93.0 | 54 | 26 | 28 | 0 | 6 | -3 | 5.23 | 1.000 | |
| 3B | MON | 59 | 59 | 529.0 | 153 | 29 | 116 | 8 | 7 | +9 | 2.47 | .948 | |
| SS | MON | 12 | 12 | 106.66 | 67 | 19 | 44 | 4 | 6 | -1 | 5.32 | .940 | |
| CF | MON | 5 | 5 | 47.0 | 8 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1.53 | 1.000 | |
| RF | MON | 1 | 1 | 9.0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1.00 | 1.000 | |
| 2033 | 3B | MON | 142 | 142 | 1271.0 | 425 | 81 | 322 | 22 | 18 | +5 | 2.85 | .948 |
| 2034 | 3B | MON | 23 | 22 | 197.33 | 74 | 10 | 60 | 4 | 6 | +6 | 3.19 | .946 |
| LF | MON | 28 | 28 | 253.0 | 42 | 41 | 1 | 0 | 0 | -2 | 1.49 | 1.000 | |
| 2035 | SS | MON | 1 | 1 | 9.0 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3.00 | .750 |
| Pos Total | 1B | 12 | 12 | 112.0 | 119 | 116 | 2 | 1 | 12 | -1 | 9.48 | .992 | |
| 2B | 47 | 47 | 417.66 | 228 | 91 | 130 | 7 | 23 | -7 | 4.76 | .969 | ||
| 3B | 756 | 755 | 6713.98 | 2096 | 467 | 1540 | 89 | 89 | +2 | 2.69 | .958 | ||
| SS | 383 | 382 | 3213.65 | 1672 | 616 | 1003 | 53 | 184 | -13 | 4.53 | .968 | ||
| LF | 473 | 473 | 4151.99 | 910 | 866 | 33 | 11 | 3 | -14 | 1.95 | .988 | ||
| CF | 12 | 12 | 109.0 | 23 | 21 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1.82 | .957 | ||
| RF | 129 | 129 | 1162.33 | 229 | 218 | 10 | 1 | 1 | +2 | 1.77 | .996 | ||
| Total | 1812 | 1810 | 15880.61 | 5277 | 2395 | 2719 | 163 | 312 | -31 | 2.90 | .969 |
| Date | Transaction |
| 2035-11-01 | Steve Stephens has retired from the Montreal Poutine saucisses |
| 2035-10-03 | The Montreal Poutine saucisses have promoted Steve Stephens to the major league team. |
| 2035-08-23 | The Montreal Poutine saucisses have designated Steve Stephens for assignment. |
| 2035-08-03 | The Montreal Poutine saucisses have promoted Steve Stephens to the major league team. |
| 2035-07-07 | The Montreal Poutine saucisses have designated Steve Stephens for assignment. |
| 2028-04-03 | Steve Stephens of the Montreal Poutine saucisses is injured and is expected to be out 25 days. |
| 2026-05-12 | Steve Stephens of the Montreal Poutine saucisses is injured and is expected to be out 27 days. |
| 2020-06-11 | Trade #1151670 has been completed between the San Francisco ABE SINASSE HOLE and the Montreal Poutine saucisses. The Montreal Poutine saucisses receive Mike Darby, Barry Dingle, Stinky `Pooh` Saey, Jack Martin from the San Francisco ABE SINASSE HOLE in exchange for Silver Jackson, Dizzy Bozinka, Bill Davidson. |
| 2018-04-01 | The San Francisco Stanley Cup Champion Penguins have renamed Steve Stephens to Barry Dingle. |
| 2016-07-23 | Trade #1130850 has been completed between the Pittsburgh Prophylactics and the San Francisco Honeydrippers. The San Francisco Honeydrippers receive Draft Pick 2018 Round 3 PIT (Steve Smith), Draft Pick 2017 Round 3 PIT (Eddy Fitzgerald), Draft Pick 2018 Round 2 FLA (Barry Dingle), Draft Pick 2019 Round 3 PIT (Ross Voigt) from the Pittsburgh Prophylactics in exchange for Early Booze, Phlat Choolaitt. Protest This Trade. |
| 2016-03-25 | Trade #1128133 has been completed between the Florida Dingleberries and the Pittsburgh OwnsABE. The Pittsburgh OwnsABE receive Erskine Somerlott, Dave Schmidt, Pete Buzhardt, Ken Riviere, Matt Richardson, Jeff Blackerby, Draft Pick 2018 Round 2 FLA (Barry Dingle), Draft Pick 2017 Round 1 FLA (Bill Ginter) from the Florida Dingleberries in exchange for Willie Wachovia, Dandy Warhol, Swopes Capris. Protest This Trade. |