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| Name | Team | Age |
| Joe Lampard | Retired (2028, Age 35) | Died (2069, Age 77) |
| Drafted | Position | Bats/Throws |
| Round 2, Pick 20 (2016) |
2B | R/R |
| League | Option Years
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Majors Service Time |
| Ed ONeill League | 0 | 5 years (81 games) |
| Total Rating
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Arm | Range |
| Contact vs R | Contact vs L | Speed |
| Power vs R | Power vs L | Bunting |
| Endurance | Velocity | Control |
| Leadership
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Mentor vs RHP
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Mentor vs LHP
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| Health
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Injured Days
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Birthday |
| 0 | 12/20/1992 | |
| WS Rings | WS Appearances | LCS Appearances |
| 0 | 2 | 4 |
| Alt Pos (2B) | Alt Pos (RF) | Alt Pos (LF) |
| (97.3 %) | (54.2 %) | (27.2 %) |
Stats | Splits | Playoffs | Positions | Improvements | Past Skills | Awards | Fielding | Game Log
| Year | Vs | G | AB | H | 2B | 3B | HR | RBI | BB | SO | OPS | OBP | SLG | AVG |
| 2023 | AHP | 19 | 53 | 8 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 5 | 16 | .545 | .224 | .321 | .151 |
| 2023 | HHP | 27 | 65 | 16 | 5 | 0 | 4 | 12 | 4 | 15 | .798 | .290 | .508 | .246 |
| 2023 | LHP | 38 | 89 | 20 | 6 | 0 | 6 | 15 | 8 | 22 | .783 | .289 | .494 | .225 |
| 2023 | RHP | 25 | 29 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 9 | .374 | .167 | .207 | .138 |
| 2024 | AHP | 16 | 53 | 13 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 1 | 13 | .663 | .286 | .377 | .245 |
| 2024 | HHP | 21 | 61 | 10 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 7 | 6 | 12 | .567 | .239 | .328 | .164 |
| 2024 | LHP | 17 | 40 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 10 | .520 | .220 | .300 | .200 |
| 2024 | RHP | 30 | 74 | 15 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 9 | 6 | 15 | .659 | .280 | .378 | .203 |
| 2025 | AHP | 17 | 43 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 5 | 13 | .659 | .333 | .326 | .256 |
| 2025 | HHP | 14 | 42 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 5 | 0 | 14 | .500 | .167 | .333 | .167 |
| 2025 | LHP | 14 | 32 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 9 | .699 | .324 | .375 | .281 |
| 2025 | RHP | 23 | 53 | 9 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 9 | 3 | 18 | .516 | .214 | .302 | .170 |
| 2026 | AHP | 29 | 31 | 7 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 4 | 12 | .798 | .314 | .484 | .226 |
| 2026 | HHP | 18 | 18 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 6 | 1 | 5 | 1.199 | .421 | .778 | .389 |
| 2026 | LHP | 24 | 25 | 9 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 7 | 5 | 5 | 1.267 | .467 | .800 | .360 |
| 2026 | RHP | 24 | 24 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 12 | .583 | .208 | .375 | .208 |
| 2027 | AHP | 35 | 69 | 21 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 11 | 4 | 16 | .835 | .342 | .493 | .304 |
| 2027 | HHP | 30 | 75 | 22 | 3 | 1 | 5 | 11 | 4 | 15 | .898 | .338 | .560 | .293 |
| 2027 | LHP | 43 | 64 | 18 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 8 | 3 | 14 | .704 | .313 | .391 | .281 |
| 2027 | RHP | 31 | 80 | 25 | 3 | 1 | 7 | 14 | 5 | 17 | .998 | .360 | .637 | .312 |
| 2028 | AHP | 13 | 27 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | .327 | .179 | .148 | .148 |
| 2028 | HHP | 14 | 40 | 10 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 8 | 1 | 8 | .643 | .268 | .375 | .250 |
| 2028 | LHP | 20 | 37 | 6 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 5 | .373 | .184 | .189 | .162 |
| 2028 | RHP | 10 | 30 | 8 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 8 | .690 | .290 | .400 | .267 |
| Total | AHP | 129 | 276 | 64 | 8 | 1 | 10 | 28 | 20 | 75 | .665 | .289 | .377 | .232 |
| Total | HHP | 124 | 301 | 72 | 14 | 2 | 16 | 49 | 16 | 69 | .738 | .280 | .458 | .239 |
| Total | LHP | 156 | 287 | 70 | 12 | 1 | 12 | 38 | 20 | 65 | .711 | .293 | .418 | .244 |
| Total | RHP | 143 | 290 | 66 | 10 | 2 | 14 | 39 | 16 | 79 | .696 | .275 | .421 | .228 |
| Total | 253 | 577 | 136 | 22 | 3 | 26 | 77 | 36 | 144 | .704 | .284 | .419 | .236 |
| Date | Transaction |
| 2028-11-01 | Joe Lampard has retired from the Toronto Bazooka Tooth |
| 2024-05-12 | The Toronto Bazooka Tooth have promoted Joe Lampard to the major league team. The Toronto Bazooka Tooth have designated Robinson Duzen for assignment. |
| 2023-08-13 | The Toronto Bazooka Tooth have designated Joe Lampard for assignment. |
| 2023-03-25 | The Toronto Bazooka Tooth have promoted Joe Lampard to the major league team. The Toronto Bazooka Tooth have promoted Mark Welch to the major league team. |
| 2020-09-05 | The Toronto Bazooka Tooth have acquired Joe Lampard from the waiver wire. |
| 2019-07-07 | The Tampa Bay Thunderchickens have acquired Stan Parker from the waiver wire. The Tampa Bay Thunderchickens have waived Joe Lampard. |