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| Name | Team | Age |
| Al Parsons | Retired (2030, Age 34) | Died (2053, Age 57) |
| Drafted | Position | Bats/Throws |
| Round 2, Pick 20 (2014) |
1B | R/R |
| League | Option Years
|
Majors Service Time |
| Ed ONeill League | 0 | 0 years (33 games) |
| Total Rating
|
Arm | Range |
| Contact vs R | Contact vs L | Speed |
| Power vs R | Power vs L | Bunting |
| Endurance | Velocity | Control |
| Leadership
|
Mentor vs RHP
|
Mentor vs LHP
|
| Health
|
Injured Days
|
Birthday |
| 0 | 8/17/1996 | |
| WS Rings | WS Appearances | LCS Appearances |
| 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Alt Pos (1B) | Alt Pos (---) | Alt Pos (---) |
| (20.3 %) | (0.0 %) | (0.0 %) |
Stats | Splits | Playoffs | Positions | Improvements | Past Skills | Awards | Fielding | Game Log
| Year
|
Team | G | AB | R | H | 2B | 3B | HR | RBI | BB | SO | SB | CS | E | OPS | OBP | SLG | AVG |
| 2028 | SF | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 | .000 | .000 | .000 |
| 2029 | SF | 15 | 39 | 1 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 15 | 0 | 0 | 1 | .381 | .227 | .154 | .128 |
| Total | 15 | 39 | 1 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 15 | 0 | 0 | 1 | .381 | .227 | .154 | .128 |
| Date | Transaction |
| 2030-11-01 | Al Parsons has retired from the Free Agency Pool |
| 2029-10-23 | The San Francisco Shorn Scrotums have waived Al Parsons. |
| 2029-10-03 | The San Francisco Shorn Scrotums have designated Sap Clark for assignment. The San Francisco Shorn Scrotums have designated Jack Hornsby for assignment. The San Francisco Shorn Scrotums have designated Al Parsons for assignment. |
| 2029-09-12 | The San Francisco Shorn Scrotums have promoted Jack Hornsby to the major league team. The San Francisco Shorn Scrotums have promoted Al Parsons to the major league team. The San Francisco Shorn Scrotums have promoted Sap Clark to the major league team. |
| 2029-09-12 | The San Francisco Shorn Scrotums have acquired Al Parsons from the waiver wire. |
| 2029-04-18 | The San Francisco Shorn Scrotums have waived Al Parsons. |
| 2029-04-04 | The San Francisco Shorn Scrotums have designated Al Parsons for assignment. |
| 2028-09-19 | The San Francisco Butthole Surfers have promoted Al Parsons to the major league team. |
| 2028-09-19 | The San Francisco Butthole Surfers have acquired Al Parsons from the waiver wire. |
| 2017-10-11 | The Tampa Bay Thunderchickens have waived Al Parsons. |