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| Name | Team | Age |
| Brain Freeze | Retired (2028, Age 36) | Died (2064, Age 72) |
| Drafted | Position | Bats/Throws |
| Round 1, Pick 6 (2013) |
SP | R/R |
| League | Option Years
|
Majors Service Time |
| Ed ONeill League | 0 | 16 years (15 games) |
| Total Rating
|
Arm | Range |
| Contact vs R | Contact vs L | Speed |
| Power vs R | Power vs L | Bunting |
| Endurance | Velocity | Control |
| Leadership
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Mentor Value
|
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| Health
|
Injured Days
|
Birthday |
| 0 | 4/25/1992 | |
| WS Rings | WS Appearances | LCS Appearances |
| 3 | 5 | 10 |
| Alt Pos (---) | Alt Pos (---) | Alt Pos (---) |
| (0.0 %) | (0.0 %) | (0.0 %) |
Stats | Splits | Playoffs | Energy | Improvements | Past Skills | Awards | Batting | Fielding | Game Log
| Year | League | Award |
| 2017 | AL | All Star Reserve (RP) |
| 2019 | AL | All Star Reserve (SP) |
| 2020 | AL | All Star Reserve (RP) |
| 2021 | AL | Gold Glove (P) |
| 2025 | AL | All Star Reserve (SP) |
| Date | Transaction |
| 2028-11-01 | Brain Freeze has retired from the Washington Elites |
| 2028-06-18 | Trade #1195783 has been completed between the Washington Elites and the Baltimore Bridge Years. The Baltimore Bridge Years receive Sucky McSuckerson from the Washington Elites in exchange for Brain Freeze. |
| 2026-04-01 | The Baltimore Bridge Years have placed Brain Freeze on the trade block. |
| 2025-04-14 | Brain Freeze of the Baltimore Bridge Years has thrown a no-hitter against the Washington Elites. |
| 2014-06-12 | Brain Freeze of the Baltimore Bridge Years is injured and is expected to be out 23 days. |
| 2013-04-01 | The Baltimore Bridge Years have promoted Brain Freeze to the major league team. The Baltimore Bridge Years have promoted Monty Burns to the major league team. |
| 2013-04-01 | The Baltimore Bridge Years have renamed Brian Freeze to Brain Freeze. |